[mike112572]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

what did the True Christian(tm) Freehold sheriff say when he saw the catholic priest had been shot 37 times.... "thats the worst case of suicide i ever seen"

[Carl the wop]

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How do you keep a joo from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.

She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, yo
u get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley."

He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

[UnicornsAreReal]

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KJV Bible was written in England because it's God's favorite country.

[Carl the wop]

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KJV Bible was written in England because it's God's favorite country.

Please see the title of the thread. It's good clean CHRISTIAN jokes, not foul, blasphemous, furry Satanic bloviations..

[VictoryOS]

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I don't know, Brother Carl. It made me laugh. England, God's favorite country? Hilarious!

[Carl the wop]

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I don't know, Brother Carl. It made me laugh. England, God's favorite country? Hilarious!

True.. I guess God hates dental hygiene then, too

[UnicornsAreReal]

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True.. I guess God hates dental hygiene then, too

You certainly aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer? Isn't it a purpose of a joke to make one laugh?

[Carl the wop]

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You certainly aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer? Isn't it a purpose of a joke to make one laugh?

A menshevik sphincter says what?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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In 1272, the Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine.


In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.


The idea has never caught on with the Muslims.

[Ben Gay Pax]

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Mark died and went to the here after.
Saint Peter met him at the pearly gates and preceded to give him a tour of heaven.
"In this room you can see all your loved ones who passed away before you." stated Saint Peter.
" This room is the Lords library." said Peter "In here you will find every great novel ever written by all the greatest authors."
"This is the commons area. Many great men are here!" Mark saw many good men and women of all ages and races and religions.
"This is the kitchen, in here you can feast on everything your heart desires." he remarked.
"The next room is our gym. Here you can excel in any sport you wish to play." Saint Peter said.
Then quietly sneaking by the next room Peter whispers, "Be very quiet when you pass by this room."
"Why's that?" asked Mark, "Are the angels sleeping in there?"
"No." replied Saint Peter, "In this room are the Baptists, and they think they are the only ones here."

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I don't get it: there are 12 gates with pearls (Rev. 21:21), and Peter is not mentioned as being stationed at any of them.

This sounds less like a True Christian(tm) joke and more like papist claptrap.

[Ben Gay Pax]

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hey if you read any other posts they say peter is at the gates too so stop. And see its a joke so it doesn't matter which ones they were. and it was way better than those ignorant "I'm a pompus ass" racist jokes.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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hey if you read any other posts they say peter is at the gates too so stop. And see its a joke so it doesn't matter which ones they were. and it was way better than those ignorant "I'm a pompus ass" racist jokes.

Whoa there, friend. We have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to racism here at Landover Baptist. If you think you see an instance of racism, report it to a pastor immediately.

Honestly, if anyone is racist here, it's probably some unsaved Irish hoodwink like yourself .

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That wasn't funny, it was offensive. Ring kissing papists obviously don't know the difference.

Here are some good clean Christian jokes that are funny.

Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!

Q: What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A: A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off