I DON'T LIKE MIDGETS BECAUSE:
Most of 'em claim they have a "disability" that keeps them from working, and demand a government handout.
Poppycock! They can:
- Work in a circus freak show
- Fit down a chimney and sweep it
- Fit down a sewer pipe and unblock it
- Run out and clear pins in bowling alleys (saving electricity)
- draw rickshaws of "big spenders" purchases in department stores (improving business)
Basically there's lots of work they could do. But oh no - they prefer to sit on their dainty "oh-help-me, I-can't-lift-it-myself" duffs in their big houses, and drain the public coffers.


At least I don't have to jump up & down to be able to read my screen. 
(in case you missed it)
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