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  • Mistress Cookie
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    Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

    I DON'T LIKE MIDGETS BECAUSE:

    Most of 'em claim they have a "disability" that keeps them from working, and demand a government handout.

    Poppycock! They can:

    • Work in a circus freak show
    • Fit down a chimney and sweep it
    • Fit down a sewer pipe and unblock it
    • Run out and clear pins in bowling alleys (saving electricity)
    • draw rickshaws of "big spenders" purchases in department stores (improving business)


    Basically there's lots of work they could do. But oh no - they prefer to sit on their dainty "oh-help-me, I-can't-lift-it-myself" duffs in their big houses, and drain the public coffers.

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
    God took children and blessed them, he didnt pick out the ones that had no deformities and cast them aside. Zaccheus was a little man, who I believe might have had dwarfism, Jesus went to dine with him. He healed the lame and the sick, Lazarus was healed by Jesus. In Psalm 139 he tells me that I am fearfully and wonderfully made and was knitted together in my mothers womb. Thats enough proof for me. The Lord is MY Shepherd. I pray that you may know the real truth and find the real Jesus who died for all.
    Given the fact that Cranky has already proven God hates dwarves with Leviticus, all this would prove, if your interpretation was correct, is that the Bible is internally contradictory, not that God loves you. So what are you, some sort of atheist troll?

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  • Mistress Cookie
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    The "artist" Diane Arbus was a (Jooish) photographer who was attracted to monsters. Monsters like...midgets.

    Her first-hand, documented evidence of her life amongst these "people" is all you need to see...to know you are looking straight into the eyes of satan's minstrals.



    These midget monsters are so intent on scaring people, that when people in their neighborhoods have gotten used to their freakish appearance and don't scare so easy, they put on hideous masks and jump out at them in surprise.

    Here's a whole gang of them, preparing for attack:

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  • Sister Saffie
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    Most of the dwarves/midgets I know are drunken perverts who try to look up your skirt!

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
    God does things in his own time,
    You know, there's very little support ion the Bible for that idea. Every time God gets upset or wants to reward someone, it is instant. I think that God has mercy on whom He will have mercy and does not hear the prayers of sinners and the plain weird.
    I am just short, God loves me as I am, I accepted Him as my Savior many years ago, and he has kept me in His care and love.
    I think you may have deluded yourself in this respect. God doesn't like dwarves. If he did like dwarves, He would make them normal... but He doesn't. How many times do we read in the Bible, "And Jesus spake and said unto the man, "Stand up... Oh, thou art standing up... OK "Be six foot two!"" and Lo! the dwarf grew and was whole!"?

    Yeah, that's right, never...

    Case closed.

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
    My God dislikes Wolves in Sheeps clothing, which truly members of this group are. Jesus loves the sinner, and when he came to die in the new testament he took away all the hate, and died for all, big small, fat thin, strong and weak. Praise His name for that. You are clearly a very sad man, who needs my Jesus.
    You are talking about Jesus the gay barber who rapes your hair and has butt sex with little boys.

    We are talking about Jesus Christ from the Holy Bible (New Testament).

    Matthew 10:34-37
    King James Version (KJV)

    34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
    37 He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me
    .

    Do you love Jesus more than your wife, children, parents, yourself, etc. etc.? No? Then YOU WILL BURN IN HELL.

    And you need to stop blaming God for making you a dwarf. Your refusal to stop dwarfing, get a bath and get a job is all your own mistake.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
    There is a campaign to remove this group, andI hope it happens soon, before it does anymore damage.
    For what? Reading the Holy Bible out loud on a privately owned forum in a nation where free speech is constitutional?

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  • Lallyann46
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    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    Look ya freak, don't feel sad for me, OK? At least I don't have to jump up & down to be able to read my screen.

    You invented your own "god", and that's all fine and dandy. But don't think for a single second that this invented "god" has anything to do with the LORD, as He is revealed through the Holy Bible.
    You evil man you, no I dont have to jump up and down to read a screen, where is the love that Jesus gives when you become His. Your not a Christian, you are a evil vindictive man, along with the many in your so called church. What a wonderful witness you all are, I dont think. There is a campaign to remove this group, andI hope it happens soon, before it does anymore damage.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
    God does things in his own time...
    Coincidences happen when they want to. Should we all start worshipping coincidences?

    ...and that is why Jesus waited for His time to heal Lazarus, he was with others at the time...
    NO. He waited for Lazarus to DIE because raising someone from the dead is a lot more impressive than just curing their sniffles or tummyache. How do I know this? It's what the Bible says in John 11. Try reading it.

    ...I cannot believe your language, and being so evil...
    I'm just trying to get you to read the Bible, and read what it actually says, without letting your wishful thinking get in the way. The True Christians™ here love God as He is (like He tells them to). Why do you keep trying to make God in your image?

    ...I dont want to be healed, it may surprise you, I am not ill, I am just short...
    Doesn't surprise me at all that you don't have the trust in God to allow Him to heal you, because what would it mean if you try and nothing happens?

    ...God loves me as I am...
    That's not what the Bible says (Scripture has already been posted in this thread so I won't repeat).

    ...I accepted Him as my Savior many years ago, and he has kept me in His care and love...
    "His care and love"? What's the difference between "His care and love" and Him not doing anything at all? Specific examples of the differences "His care and love" have made in your life, please.

    ...So sad that this site was ever created...
    Yeah, it really sucks that people are trying to get others to read the Bible and believe in God and Jesus as much as they do, huh?

    Oh: (in case you missed it)

    ...hope it gets removed soon.
    Now tell us how you're in favour of free speech and freedom of religion.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
    I dont want to be healed
    Of course you don't. You so hate the REAL God for showing your sin to the world that you would do anything to pretend that your affliction is "okay". Do you go around telling sodomites that they should never want their "gay" bowel syndrome and GRID cured because the Lord loves them just as they disgustingly are?

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  • Wide-Open
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    Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
    I feel so sad for the people that post on here and are truly disllusioned.
    Look ya freak, don't feel sad for me, OK? At least I don't have to jump up & down to be able to read my screen.

    You invented your own "god", and that's all fine and dandy. But don't think for a single second that this invented "god" has anything to do with the LORD, as He is revealed through the Holy Bible.

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  • Lallyann46
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    Originally posted by Capt. Aaron Portway View Post
    Deformitized. Really? That is the word you chose to defend dwarves?

    That's like telling someone whose hair is on fire that they look taller!

    Deformitized?!? God doesn't "deformitize" people, he afflicts them. And it's for something the parents, usually the mother did, not the precious products of conception itself. Get your facts and your language straight.

    Does your keyboard not have a 'Shift' key?
    What a load of rubbish you write. My mother never took anything. Someone told her she should have eaten more celery, but I am sure you will know that would not have made the slightest difference, it is something that just happens the same as other disabilities. I thank God that he loves me and has used me in His work for Him. I feel so sad for the people that post on here and are truly disllusioned.

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  • Lallyann46
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    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    You might want to read that story again. Jesus could have healed Lazarus, but He didn't. He knew Lazarus was deathly ill, people were coming to Him and saying, "Lazarus will die if you don't do something". What did Jesus do while He knew Lazarus was dying? NOTHING. He sat on His ass for a couple more days, and then, after Lazarus had gone and died (and been buried for four days and was stinking up the joint), Jesus went along, waved His pinky finger or did His little resurrection dance or something (the Bible is unclear on that bit), and Lazarus was brought back to life.

    That's a little bit more impressive than just healing him, isn't it?

    And why did Jesus wait until His friend Lazarus had died, instead of going along to see him and cure him while he was still alive, sparing His good friend the pain and agony of dying and being buried? So that Jesus could look good to a couple of Jewish chicks:

    John 11:4-5 "4 When Jesus heard that, he said, This sickness is not unto death, but for the glory of God, that the Son of God might be glorified thereby. 5 Now Jesus loved Martha, and her sister..."

    If Jesus can raise Lazarus from the dead, don't you think curing someone (especially someone who obviously thinks they love Him as much as you do) of a relatively minor condition like dwarfism (compared to being dead for four days, everything is relatively minor) would be a snap?

    The only conclusions I can reach here are that either you don't love Him enough for Him to cure you, or the Bible is a bunch of horseshit.
    God does things in his own time, and that is why Jesus waited for His time to heal Lazarus, he was with others at the time.
    I cannot believe your language, and being so evil.
    I dont want to be healed, it may surprise you, I am not ill, I am just short, God loves me as I am, I accepted Him as my Savior many years ago, and he has kept me in His care and love. So sad that this site was ever created, hope it gets removed soon.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
    ...Lazarus was healed by Jesus...
    You might want to read that story again. Jesus could have healed Lazarus, but He didn't. He knew Lazarus was deathly ill, people were coming to Him and saying, "Lazarus will die if you don't do something". What did Jesus do while He knew Lazarus was dying? NOTHING. He sat on His ass for a couple more days, and then, after Lazarus had gone and died (and been buried for four days and was stinking up the joint), Jesus went along, waved His pinky finger or did His little resurrection dance or something (the Bible is unclear on that bit), and Lazarus was brought back to life.

    That's a little bit more impressive than just healing him, isn't it?

    And why did Jesus wait until His friend Lazarus had died, instead of going along to see him and cure him while he was still alive, sparing His good friend the pain and agony of dying and being buried? So that Jesus could look good to a couple of Jewish chicks:

    John 11:4-5 "4 When Jesus heard that, he said, This sickness is not unto death, but for the glory of God, that the Son of God might be glorified thereby. 5 Now Jesus loved Martha, and her sister..."

    If Jesus can raise Lazarus from the dead, don't you think curing someone (especially someone who obviously thinks they love Him as much as you do) of a relatively minor condition like dwarfism (compared to being dead for four days, everything is relatively minor) would be a snap?

    The only conclusions I can reach here are that either you don't love Him enough for Him to cure you, or the Bible is a bunch of horseshit.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
    and why should we change for society
    You shouldn't change for society, dear, you should change for Jesus. Right now your mutation offends Him (Leviticus 21:17-23). He will not forgive you until you repent, turn to Him, accept Him as your LORD and Master (Romans 10:9). Once you've shown your love and devotion, then He will cure you, just as He promises (Matthew 21:21-22)! When you are perfect, He will love you unconditionally (John 14:21).

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