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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #1

    Gay Bowel Syndrome

    While sodomites like to keep our attention on the AIDS because they think it makes them almost as good as the nigras of Africa, there is a little mess they'd like decent folk to forget - "Gay" Bowel Syndrome. I think it's horribly misnamed as there is nothing happy about this issue, and the sodomites who die from it definitely won't be happy as they're burning in Hell.



    It just goes to show you that God designed the backside for one thing and one thing only - expelling waste from our bodies. He certainly didn't mean for two men to repeatedly stick their tallywackers up each others dirty little secrets!
    So parents, next time a sodomite tries to recruit your child to the homosexual agenda, ask them why they want your kid to have "gay" bowel syndrome and die early like most sodomites do. I guarantee they won't be able to answer you.
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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22827

    #2
    Re: Gay Bowel Syndrome

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    While sodomites like to keep our attention on the AIDS because they think it makes them almost as good as the nigras of Africa, there is a little mess they'd like decent folk to forget - "Gay" Bowel Syndrome. I think it's horribly misnamed as there is nothing happy about this issue, and the sodomites who die from it definitely won't be happy as they're burning in Hell.

    http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome
    God's retribution is entirely fitting, which is more than can be said for the bits that homers put together!
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Glendora Christianson
      Spiritual Mother of LBC
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2329

      #3
      Re: Gay Bowel Syndrome

      This is the sort of subject I'd like to avoid on a Sunday, but since church is over... What do these homers expect to happen after doing unnatural things with their digestive system. I am shocked by the homosexual's infatuation with choo choo size, as witnessed in the advertising of this product: (Warning - adult content, may not be suitable for some LBC Un-Gay members or pregnant women!) A VERY DISTURBED GLEDORA
      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22827

        #4
        Re: Gay Bowel Syndrome

        Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
        This is the sort of subject I'd like to avoid on a Sunday, but since church is over... What do these homers expect to happen after doing unnatural things with their digestive system. I am shocked by the homosexual's infatuation with choo choo size, as witnessed in the advertising of this product: (Warning - adult content, may not be suitable for some LBC Un-Gay members or pregnant women!) A VERY DISTURBED GLEDORA
        Gaaaa! And another thing - there's a link there that says, "click to enlarge" - well I did and nothing grew any bigger - clearly a scam!
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • friendofdorothy
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          Under Investigation
          • Sep 2008
          • 9

          #5
          Re: Gay Bowel Syndrome

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          While sodomites like to keep our attention on the AIDS because they think it makes them almost as good as the nigras of Africa, there is a little mess they'd like decent folk to forget - "Gay" Bowel Syndrome. I think it's horribly misnamed as there is nothing happy about this issue, and the sodomites who die from it definitely won't be happy as they're burning in Hell.



          It just goes to show you that God designed the backside for one thing and one thing only - expelling waste from our bodies. He certainly didn't mean for two men to repeatedly stick their tallywackers up each others dirty little secrets!
          So parents, next time a sodomite tries to recruit your child to the homosexual agenda, ask them why they want your kid to have "gay" bowel syndrome and die early like most sodomites do. I guarantee they won't be able to answer you.
          This Syndrome you talk of is not a term used by doctors anymore. I think most of your post are gay related because you are all gay. you look like a mean old dyke.

          I think a Mary Kay Rep could do wonders for you.


          I have had sex with hundreds of men over the years. No problems or syndromes down there

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          • ~jacob~
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            Under Investigation
            • Sep 2008
            • 4

            #6
            Re: Gay Bowel Syndrome

            Originally posted by friendofdorothy View Post
            This Syndrome you talk of is not a term used by doctors anymore. I think most of your post are gay related because you are all gay. you look like a mean old dyke.

            I think a Mary Kay Rep could do wonders for you.


            I have had sex with hundreds of men over the years. No problems or syndromes down there
            You horrible sodomite you should worry about poor her you need to worry about saving your damn soul from the depths of hell.
            John 3:16 For God so loved the world, as to give his only begotten Son; that whosoever believeth in him, may not perish, but may have life everlasting.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22827

              #7
              Re: Gay Bowel Syndrome

              Originally posted by friendofdorothy View Post
              [...]I have had sex with hundreds of men over the years.
              I have this image of you with an asshole like a city drain; a walk like you’ve ridden a horse for 50 years; a bouffant hairstyle and no bones in your wrists at all – tell me, how close was I?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • friendofdorothy
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Sep 2008
                • 9

                #8
                Re: Gay Bowel Syndrome

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                I have this image of you with an asshole like a city drain; a walk like you’ve ridden a horse for 50 years; a bouffant hairstyle and no bones in your wrists at all – tell me, how close was I?
                No my hole closes fine.I have a buzz haicut, facial hair. go to the gym almost everday and i am 6ft2. anythin else you want to know????

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78551

                  #9
                  Re: Gay Bowel Syndrome

                  Originally posted by friendofdorothy View Post
                  No my hole closes fine.I have a buzz haicut, facial hair. go to the gym almost everday and i am 6ft2. anythin else you want to know????
                  Why do you hate Jesus, you lying sodomite?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22827

                    #10
                    Re: Gay Bowel Syndrome

                    Originally posted by friendofdorothy View Post
                    No my hole closes fine.I have a buzz haicut, facial hair. go to the gym almost everday and i am 6ft2. anythin else you want to know????
                    Ah, Village People style... are you the guy in leather and hat.
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Roberta
                      Anti La Leche League Organizer
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 1817

                      #11
                      Re: Gay Bowel Syndrome

                      Originally posted by friendofdorothy View Post
                      No my hole closes fine.I have a buzz haicut, facial hair. go to the gym almost everday and i am 6ft2. anythin else you want to know????
                      What made you become a ladyboy? I am guessing you are what's commonly known as a "bun boy".
                      Come climb my mountains.

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                      • Jean Poole
                        Mother of 20
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 384

                        #12
                        Re: Gay Bowel Syndrome

                        Originally posted by friendofdorothy View Post
                        This Syndrome you talk of is not a term used by doctors anymore. I think most of your post are gay related because you are all gay. you look like a mean old dyke.

                        I think a Mary Kay Rep could do wonders for you.


                        I have had sex with hundreds of men over the years. No problems or syndromes down there
                        You may think there are no problems down there, satanist. But the truth is, every time you have "sexual relations" with a man outside of marriage, a demon enters you. Have the demons purged and turn to Christ!
                        God hates Seth Cochrane.

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                        • Sister Noddy
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 1843

                          #13
                          Re: Gay Bowel Syndrome

                          Originally posted by friendofdorothy View Post

                          I have had sex with hundreds of men over the years. No problems or syndromes down there
                          Oh I wouldn't brag about that if I were you! Because in the end you'll be burning blue blazes, backside boy!
                          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                          • Warrior of God
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 241

                            #14
                            Re: Gay Bowel Syndrome

                            Originally posted by friendofdorothy View Post


                            I have had sex with hundreds of men over the years. No problems or syndromes down there

                            as true as your riding that pink piebald camel , eh ?

                            The prolapse you can expect will come with a label that says Niagara...
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                            Seek Salvation in Him,
                            or His Judgement will seek you.

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414

                              #15
                              Re: Gay Bowel Syndrome

                              Originally posted by friendofdorothy View Post
                              This Syndrome you talk of is not a term used by doctors anymore.
                              Nonsense, sodomite (and I'll ignore the grievous insults and your pride in your filthy deathstyle). Did you even bother reading the in-depth scholarly article I linked to? I'll help you by allowing you to click to the relevant section showing how wrong you are... http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bow...ill_Used_Today
                              Posted via Prayer

                              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                              Blogging for CHRIST!
                              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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