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  • #61
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    I hope I get to meet him in Heaven. Maybe he will sit next to me on a puffy pink cloud that is made of strawberry cotton candy. There we will talk about our love for while we nibble on the cloud.



    ~~swoon~~
    I've been having some medicinal Brandy (Alexanders) today to help me with this. Do you want to come over?

    As one Wise Man said:

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    • #62
      Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

      Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post

      Praise Jesus! I love the Book of Ephesians. I pray every day that some team will recognize Tim Tebow's outstanding talent, and that his connections with the Lord will give that team a big edge in the playoffs, just so I can see brother Tebow advertise Ephesians 5:23-24 on his face next:

      For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

      Originally posted by Odef 01 View Post
      Ron Jeremy....He's accepted Jesus and now preaches the word, my hero!!
      Sorry to burst your bubble there, but there is absolutely no way that God will let Ron Jeremy into heaven. For Heaven's sake, that man's a Jew!
      The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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      • #63
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
        With those dreamy blue eyes and strong loving arms I can see why anyone would call him home.


        I hope I get to meet him in Heaven. Maybe he will sit next to me on a puffy pink cloud that is made of strawberry cotton candy. There we will talk about our love for while we nibble on the cloud.



        ~~swoon~~
        You know, this guy was a filthy sinner and a pervert. My 14 year old Indonesian houseboy told me that he was 40 and had a 23 year old girlfriend at the time of his death. AND that they had been living in sin for 7 YEARS! That means she was 16 and he was 33 and a MORMON!

        I don't want to hear any more about this degenerate.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #64
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          You know, this guy was a filthy sinner and a pervert. My 14 year old Indonesian houseboy told me that he was 40 and had a 23 year old girlfriend at the time of his death. AND that they had been living in sin for 7 YEARS! That means she was 16 and he was 33 and a MORMON! I don't want to hear any more about this degenerate.
          I am sorry to (seem to) contradict you on this, Pastor, but the fact is, Brother Walker gave those disadvantaged teens he dated a wonderful life.

          Before the current girlfriend he met when she was 16, there was another one (Aubrianna Atwell) he met when she was 16. So you see, this was not some isolated "transgression"/weekend-in-Vegas thing.

          No, instead, Paul Walker Movie Star was on a mission to rehabilitate runaway sixteen-year-old girls and then when they aged into their 20's and could stand on their own two feet, he released them and applied himself to the next wayward "cause".

          Personally, aside from Dr. Niles, he is my Hero.

          Also, notice this picture. It was taken moments after the crash. How could he appear as an angel if he weren't on his way to Heaven?

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          • #65
            Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

            You christian bunch should seriously try some drugs.

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            • #66
              Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

              Originally posted by Dope DOD View Post
              You christian bunch should seriously try some drugs.
              What a stupid post. First time on God's Favorite Forum? Now, what did you hope to accomplish with this? Was it to have your posts deleted and you to get banned?

              Let's not be so childish and act like a grownup for a minute.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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              • #67
                Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                From the home state of state's rights... I can't wait to see one our hometown heros- US Senator Strom Thurmond.

                He overcame his failure to filibuster the 1957 Civil Rights Act to successfully righteously continue hiding and ignoring a secret negro lust child for another 45+ years (almost 80 total!) until after his death.

                Here's to you Strom!
                Last edited by Freddy Osborne; 04-26-2014, 03:02 PM.
                "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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                • #68
                  Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                  Nic Cage





                  He's so dreamy

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                  • #69
                    Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                    Nic Cage
                    I am very sorry to tell, but he is italian. Coppola. Catlick.

                    But there is always possibility, that he leaves the cult and becomes True Christian. We can put that on our prayer lists.
                    PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                    Revelation 21:8

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                    • #70
                      Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                      Also, kind of swarthy-looking, Sister Daisy Mae. Not at all the handsome, clean-living, blond, blue-eyed type that you are committed to, surely?
                      2 Timothy 3:16

                      All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                      • #71
                        Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                        Martin Luther King Jr, Malcolm X, TD Jakes, Pimp C, Whitney Houston, Louis Farrakhan and Halie Selasie are all shoe ins for the heavenly express.

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                        • #72
                          Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                          Originally posted by bishop polisher View Post
                          Martin Luther King Jr, Malcolm X, TD Jakes, Pimp C, Whitney Houston, Louis Farrakhan and Halie Selasie are all shoe ins for the heavenly express.
                          The ones you listed are far too uppity to make it past the pearly gates. While it's possible one or two repented of their negritude and reverse-racism, it seems unlikely.
                          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                          • #73
                            Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                            What about Liz Taylor, Diana Ross and Eartha Kitt?

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                            • #74
                              Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                              Originally posted by bishop polisher View Post
                              What about Liz Taylor, Diana Ross and Eartha Kitt?
                              Eartha Kitt was a miscegenator.

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                              • #75
                                Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                                Are there any black folks that y'all are sure made it to heaven??

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