[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: God's Holy Way of dealing with hateful Evilutionist teachers...

Listen you hell bound heathen; never, ever quote that heretical, Satan inspired NIV on this Godly forum again or face banning! I am serious. We do not allow heresy here on Landover. Christians do not find their scripture in a trash can. It is the KJV1611 as Jesus wants it.

In that case can we also start talking in "ye olde English" so we can understand what is said in the KJV 1611 version? Some words have changed in meaning in the last few hundred years, as I'm sure you already know. It's only fair to the reader.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God's Holy Way of dealing with hateful Evilutionist teachers...

In that case can we also start talking in "ye olde English" so we can understand what is said in the KJV 1611 version? Some words have changed in meaning in the last few hundred years, as I'm sure you already know. It's only fair to the reader.

Listen up false Christian; ANY attempt to change the Word of God will be dealt with most harshly.

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all

You false Christians are so completely misguided that you actually do satan's bidding, all the while claiming that you follow the Bible. You think you know more than GOD, you little puke?

I suppose next you'll claim that Jesus actually approves of sodomy?

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: God's Holy Way of dealing with hateful Evilutionist teachers...

You false Christians are so completely misguided that you actually do satan's bidding, all the while claiming that you follow the Bible. You think you know more than GOD, you little puke?

I suppose next you'll claim that Jesus actually approves of sodomy?

No, I don't know more than God. No one does.

Whats that about sodomy? Are you coming on to me?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God's Holy Way of dealing with hateful Evilutionist teachers...

No, I don't know more than God. No one does.

Whats that about sodomy? Are you coming on to me?

Sir, with a face like yours, I should think that even a homer would reject you as a partner for sinning against God.

No, my reference to sodomy was in connection to the subject under discussion: your false and severly misguided version of Christianity. You want to change the Word of God and pick and choose the verses to obey...That makes you a satan worshipper just as surely as a mudslime is.

Try and follow the conversation boy. And please stop soliciting perverted sex in our Godly forum.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: God's Holy Way of dealing with hateful Evilutionist teachers...

Try and follow the conversation boy. And please stop soliciting perverted sex in our Godly forum.

Why are we talking about homosexual sex? Isn't this a Christian forum?

[Witch Hammer]

Re: God's Holy Way of dealing with hateful Evilutionist teachers...

Why are we talking about homosexual sex? Isn't this a Christian forum?

Yes, this is a True Christian forum, and there are few things God hates more than homersexual fornication, which makes it a suitable topic for discussion here. You'd best brush up on your Leviticus before you embarass yourself further, pansy. Get right with Christ!

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: God's Holy Way of dealing with hateful Evilutionist teachers...

Yes, this is a True Christian forum, and there are few things God hates more than homersexual fornication, which makes it a suitable topic for discussion here. You'd best brush up on your Leviticus before you embarass yourself further, pansy. Get right with Christ!

Leviticus is Mosaic Law given to the Old Covenant. You'd better brush up on your Hebrews and Romans.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: God's Holy Way of dealing with hateful Evilutionist teachers...

Leviticus is Mosaic Law given to the Old Covenant. You'd better brush up on your Hebrews and Romans.

You'd better get ready for hell, you venomous God-hating toad! And wipe that spunk-gargling grin off your face!
The Lord NEVER gave us permission to stop hating f@gs, denier of Christ!

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: God's Holy Way of dealing with hateful Evilutionist teachers...

You'd better get ready for hell, you venomous God-hating toad! And wipe that spunk-gargling grin off your face!
The Lord NEVER gave us permission to stop hating f@gs, denier of Christ!

I hate homosexuality, not homosexuals. Hate the sin not the sinner.

By the way, what does God think about insulting people and calling them "spunk-gargling God-hating toads"? Can you find me a Bible verse or Church tradition that supports your behaviour?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: God's Holy Way of dealing with hateful Evilutionist teachers...

I hate homosexuality, not homosexuals. Hate the sin not the sinner.

By the way, what does God think about insulting people and calling them "spunk-gargling God-hating toads"? Can you find me a Bible verse or Church tradition that supports your behaviour?

Out of 3 million sperm, you were the fastest?! Consider the words of God:

15But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

Are you insinuating that Pastor Ezekiel is not a spiritual man, standing without flaw as a Man Before God(tm)? As one who has not yet been deemed spiritual by the Landover Pastors, you fall under those who have no right to question him. You are barely above woman status on this board -- you are to listen to the Godly Advice espoused by the True Ministers(tm) here or be damned to suffer in Hell forever. At this point, I would say that you are a lost cause, but fortunately for you, God is infinitely patient. At least until He decides to loose His Holy Wrath upon you, a moment I wait for with bated breath (the destruction of evil is a joyous event indeed!).

[Witch Hammer]

Re: God's Holy Way of dealing with hateful Evilutionist teachers...

I hate homosexuality, not homosexuals. Hate the sin not the sinner.

By the way, what does God think about insulting people and calling them "spunk-gargling God-hating toads"? Can you find me a Bible verse or Church tradition that supports your behaviour?

As a True Christian and righteous man beyond all reproach, I judge you.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: God's Holy Way of dealing with hateful Evilutionist teachers...

You both took your verses out of context. But because it was a deliberate act I won't bother correcting you.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: God's Holy Way of dealing with hateful Evilutionist teachers...

I won't bother correcting you.

Because you CAN'T! You are held in check by the VERY WORD OF GOD!!

Victory for Christ!!!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: God's Holy Way of dealing with hateful Evilutionist teachers...

You sir are on a fast-track to Hell. You have already proved that you are a "pick and chooser" with your NIV quotation (Lord forgive him) and your "context". Every word in the Bible is dictated by God and is therefore is understood by True Christians(tm) just the way God wanted it to be. Unfortunately you are not host to the Holy Spook and therefore cannot fathom the Wisdom and Truth of the Bible.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: God's Holy Way of dealing with hateful Evilutionist teachers...

So I can take verses out of context to support my own agenda?

Matthew 27:5 And he ... went and hanged himself.
Luke 10:37b Go, and do thou likewise.
John 13:27b That thou doest, do quickly.