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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #1

    Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a kick to the supreme court's

    BACKSIDE!


    http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=58047


    A new survey shows more Americans can name the seven ingredients in a McDonald's Big Mac hamburger than the Ten Commandments.
    The survey of 1,000 Americans, by Kelton Research, showed 80 percent could name the hamburger's primary ingredient – two all-beef patties – but less than 60 percent recalled the commandment "Thou shalt not kill," the Catholic News Service, or CNS, reported.
    Kelton was commissioned to do the research to help promote the new animated movie "The Ten Commandments," opening Oct. 19. The survey also found just 45 percent could recall the commandment "Honor your father and mother" while 76 percent remembered the Big Mac ingredient lettuce, 75 percent sesame-seed bun, 66 percent special sauce, 62 percent pickles and 60 percent cheese.

    This is what happens when you take the ten commandments out of public life!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #2
    Re: Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a kick to the supreme cou

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    BACKSIDE!


    This is what happens when you take the ten commandments out of public life!
    I blame the Clintons.

    If you want more joo lawyers and activist judges forcing cheeseburgers down your throat and forbiding you access to The Ten Commandments, then be sure and vote for Hellary!

    We never had this kind of problem when Ronald Reagan was President!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a kick to the supreme cou

      This is sickening! Whatever next? I suppose we'll be hearing that more Americans can name all four Simpsons than all 613 of God's Laws!
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a kick to the supreme cou

        All is not lost, Brothers. Even though politically correct indoctrination has permeated this society so deeply that people don't know the Ten Commandments, we have heroes of the faith like Lynn Westmoreland who realize how important they are. Jesus will have the last laugh. Praise His holy name!
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a kick to the supreme cou

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          This is sickening! Whatever next? I suppose we'll be hearing that more Americans can name all four Simpsons than all 613 of God's Laws!
          I think there are more than four Simpsons, unless you're not referring to the cartoon.
          Anyway, I could probably name more Simpsons characters than God's laws, but don't smite me; I could study more.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Poetic Peter
            Christian Poet Emeritus
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2006
            • 1696

            #6
            Re: Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a kick to the supreme cou

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            All is not lost, Brothers. Even though politically correct indoctrination has permeated this society so deeply that people don't know the Ten Commandments, we have heroes of the faith like Lynn Westmoreland who realize how important they are. Jesus will have the last laugh. Praise His holy name!
            What a great find, Brother Eye. Proof again that Real Christians like lemons make sweet lemonade.
            Never let it be said that he was not "playing along" for the laughs. For God's sake--it was a comedy show.

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            • SinisterPizza
              Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
              Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
              Forum Member
              • Mar 2007
              • 273

              #7
              Re: Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a kick to the supreme cou

              In their defense...you don't have to be of any particular religion to have eaten a big mac. I'm surprised that I know all of big mac's ingredients, even though I think I've only ever eaten one, which was long time ago.

              10 commandments...I can name seven. The ones against killing, stealing, coveting thy neighbor's wife, lying, and about respecting parents, keeping the sabbath, and having no other Gods. Which 3 am I forgetting, anyways?

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              • Poetic Peter
                Christian Poet Emeritus
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2006
                • 1696

                #8
                Re: Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a kick to the supreme cou

                Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                In their defense...you don't have to be of any particular religion to have eaten a big mac. I'm surprised that I know all of big mac's ingredients, even though I think I've only ever eaten one, which was long time ago.

                10 commandments...I can name seven. The ones against killing, stealing, coveting thy neighbor's wife, lying, and about respecting parents, keeping the sabbath, and having no other Gods. Which 3 am I forgetting, anyways?
                Do not forget your neighbor's ass while you're at it.

                By the way, all it takes is to eat one Big Mac, and in so-doing, Kroc's organization has eaten -you-.

                hth,

                One PP
                and hold the cheese

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                • Rachael Van Helsing
                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5131

                  #9
                  Re: Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a kick to the supreme cou

                  This could also illustrate the fact that the US is the world's most....erm.....robust nation.
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                  Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                  • eliot mayfield
                    God Squad
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9324

                    #10
                    Re: Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a kick to the supreme cou

                    McDonald's is not the culprit here. It's libral laws that don't allow the posting of the ten commandments in EVERY public building.

                    McDonald's is right up there with Apple Pie and Cheverolet!
                    As someone out of the country doing missionary work I can't tell you how happy it makes me to see a McDonald's smack in the middle of some city so i can eat some real food!
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • Sister Noddy
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 1843

                      #11
                      Re: Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a kick to the supreme cou

                      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post

                      McDonald's is not the culprit here. It's libral laws that don't allow the posting of the ten commandments in EVERY public building.

                      McDonald's is right up there with Apple Pie and Cheverolet!
                      As someone out of the country doing missionary work I can't tell you how happy it makes me to see a McDonald's smack in the middle of some city so i can eat some real food!
                      Hooray for McDonalds, brothers! My young grandsons Tims and Kills just love it when their father Mr Godwin decides to take the whole family out to McDonalds on a Saturday for a healthy, delicious and GODLY all-American meal!

                      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                      • Brother V
                        True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3481

                        #12
                        Re: Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a kick to the supreme cou

                        Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                        10 commandments...I can name seven. The ones against killing, stealing, coveting thy neighbor's wife, lying, and about respecting parents, keeping the sabbath, and having no other Gods. Which 3 am I forgetting, anyways?
                        There is no commandment that fully restricts lying.

                        The commandment against "bearing false witness" deals with perjury. Not a commandment against telling your wife that the dress DOESN'T make her look fat.

                        you missed adultery; name in vain; graven images.

                        YIC
                        V
                        Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #13
                          Re: Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a kick to the supreme cou

                          A federal court in Lexington, Ky., has ruled that the Ten Commandments can remain on display in the Mercer County courthouse, rejecting an attempt by the American Civil Liberties Union to have them removed.

                          "The tide is turning against the ACLU's war on the Ten Commandments,"
                          Here's some more good news!
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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