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  • #1

    Is child support in the bible

    Just had a thought since some sexist stuff does come up here. No..never!

    So what is your own take on this? I know a broad question, but was just curious what LBC would have on the matter. WWJD? Well first he did knock up Mary. Really Joseph was the step - dad so to say. You think if God (the dad, in this case) left his child that Joseph should have to pay, should be stuck with the child support just because he married Mary?

    It is open... deep thoughts...

    If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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  • #2
    Re: Is child support in the bible

    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
    Just had a thought since some sexist stuff does come up here. No..never!

    So what is your own take on this? I know a broad question, but was just curious what LBC would have on the matter. WWJD? Well first he did knock up Mary. Really Joseph was the step - dad so to say. You think if God (the dad, in this case) left his child that Joseph should have to pay, should be stuck with the child support just because he married Mary?

    It is open... deep thoughts...
    This question is not only hopelessly garbled, it is offensive to every True Christian™ in America.

    Are you trying to imply that Jesus Christ, the only begotten son of God Almighty, had fornicational relations with His own mother, and as a result impregnated her....with HIMSELF!?

    You are lucky not to be banned for this smart-alecky stunt.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Is child support in the bible

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      This question is not only hopelessly garbled, it is offensive to every True Christian™ in America.

      Are you trying to imply that Jesus Christ, the only begotten son of God Almighty, had fornicational relations with His own mother, and as a result impregnated her....with HIMSELF!?

      You are lucky not to be banned for this smart-alecky stunt.


      Of course he's not implying that Zeke....whyever would you think such a thing?

      Not losing your faith,are you?
      In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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      • #4
        Re: Is child support in the bible

        Originally posted by lilith View Post
        Of course he's not implying that Zeke....whyever would you think such a thing?

        Not losing your faith,are you?
        First things first: is the pie and cream person an M or an F?
        This is a basic question. You confuse my gender preconceptions, Racheal, causing me to wonder wonder which is witch, witch.

        Seeker, please tell me your gender.

        If you are woman, this is a commandment, not a condiment.



        PP---and don't you dare to sass me, Seeker;
        I may be a tender poet
        but I'm old and awfully tough.

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        • #5
          Re: Is child support in the bible

          Child support is something I've never understood. If a woman leaves her True Christian husband she's obviously given herself over to satan. Why would I support satan? As far as I'm concerned, she can support herself by being the whore she has become.

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          • #6
            Re: Is child support in the bible

            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
            Child support is something I've never understood. If a woman leaves her True Christian husband she's obviously given herself over to satan. Why would I support satan? As far as I'm concerned, she can support herself by being the whore she has become.
            Amen, brother!
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • #7
              Re: Is child support in the bible

              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
              Child support is something I've never understood. If a woman leaves her True Christian husband she's obviously given herself over to satan. Why would I support satan? As far as I'm concerned, she can support herself by being the whore she has become.


              Using that logic,the reverse would also be true - if a husband should leave.
              Which again raises the question of child support.
              In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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              • #8
                Re: Is child support in the bible

                Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                Child support is something I've never understood. If a woman leaves her True Christian husband she's obviously given herself over to satan. Why would I support satan? As far as I'm concerned, she can support herself by being the whore she has become.

                Wow, this went totally over you and Zeke's and Salvation's head. Did you even read? I was taking up for Joseph here. Ya know a male.. I was just trying to see what kind of postion that would leave him in? You missed the scenerio..and analogy.

                If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                • #9
                  Re: Is child support in the bible

                  Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                  First things first: is the pie and cream person an M or an F?
                  This is a basic question. You confuse my gender preconceptions, Racheal, causing me to wonder wonder which is witch, witch.

                  Seeker, please tell me your gender.

                  If you are woman, this is a commandment, not a condiment.



                  PP---and don't you dare to sass me, Seeker;
                  I may be a tender poet
                  but I'm old and awfully tough.
                  I am a woman. Is that okay with you?

                  If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Is child support in the bible

                    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                    Wow, this went totally over you and Zeke's and Salvation's head. Did you even read? I was taking up for Joseph here. Ya know a male.. I was just trying to see what kind of postion that would leave him in? You missed the scenerio..and analogy.
                    Why not take up the hobby of studying the American language in your spare time, instead of thinking up these ridiculous questions and then posting them in an unintelligible way?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Is child support in the bible

                      Originally posted by Seeker View Post

                      It is open ... deep thoughts ...
                      Hmmm, now that we have it straightened out about your gender ...

                      ... take care not to think too deeply, sister, the hole is deeper than you think and you might fall in ...
                      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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