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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: Japan Today

    Another depraved gook toy to be avoided. Look carefully at the box...children are encouraged to deficate in their hands! Thank you Jesus, for allowing me the priviledge of being an American, where we have Godly receptcles for doing our dirty business!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Japan Today

      Now they have a gook brassiere, designed to hold unGodly jap food.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Poetic Peter
        Christian Poet Emeritus
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2006
        • 1696

        #18
        Re: Japan Today

        W@ait, wait a second, back up.

        The Jap "love hotels" are disgusting.

        I did a bit of research last night. Calle Ocho in Miami is lined with fleabag motels, tiny things, mostly.
        Former mom & pop-run motels, fifty years ago they were there to catch the tourist traffic that, pre-Interstate, came along down the Tamiami Trail.

        Now they are just bunions. "Tradewinds", "Topps", "Super 66", etc (they are arranged in alphabetical order along an eight mile corridor.

        I checked in to a couple of them (not really, but I went to the windows).

        Rooms are for hire by the two-hour period. Thirty bucks average. All night?
        Not available all night except on week nights.

        I looked into one of the room windows. They are dives, absolute crap.

        This is just all so wrong. Why do the Japs have better 'ho tels, and for less money too?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: Japan Today

          Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
          W@ait, wait a second, back up.

          The Jap "love hotels" are disgusting.

          I did a bit of research last night. Calle Ocho in Miami is lined with fleabag motels, tiny things, mostly.
          Former mom & pop-run motels, fifty years ago they were there to catch the tourist traffic that, pre-Interstate, came along down the Tamiami Trail.

          Now they are just bunions. "Tradewinds", "Topps", "Super 66", etc (they are arranged in alphabetical order along an eight mile corridor.

          I checked in to a couple of them (not really, but I went to the windows).

          Rooms are for hire by the two-hour period. Thirty bucks average. All night?
          Not available all night except on week nights.

          I looked into one of the room windows. They are dives, absolute crap.

          This is just all so wrong. Why do the Japs have better 'ho tels, and for less money too?

          Well, the japs have tried to take over America ever since they got their sneaky little yellow asses handed to them after WW2, only now they try and do it by subverting our stellar economy. If it wasn't for jap companies like Toyota and Caterpillar, things would be great. Them and the joos.

          It used to be that when a couple registered at a motel, they had to prove they were married or the desk clerk would call the cops on them. And renting by the hour was not an option. Only whores in Joo York City try and pull that. But, thanks to the japs, all that is gone.

          It is a well-established fact that the Clintons sold America out to the japs years ago. Jesus is holding a special place in hell for them, I promise.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #20
            Re: Japan Today

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Now they have a gook brassiere, designed to hold unGodly jap food.

            Did anyone else notice the subtle recruitment for the lezbertarian deathstyle choice in that video? Now you know why I don't let my wife access the interwebs without True Christian™ male supervision.
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