Remember, remember...it's Papist-burning night!

[Brother Temperance]

Now, it may not be as Godly and all-American as Halloween, but tonight is a very special holiday here in England. It is, so far as I know, the world's only national celebration of killing Catholics. The murderous antics of Guy Fawkes were celebrated in the recent Marxist blockbuster V for Vendetta, but all you need to know is that he was a Catholic and Catholics hate democracy, so he was brutally executed and now every year we light fireworks and burn replica "gays" to celebrate. Praise Jesus.

As one of my favourite old folk songs goes:

Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I know of no reason
Why Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t'was his intent
To blow up King and Parliament.
Three-score barrels of powder below
To prove old England's overthrow;

By God's providence he was catch'd
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, let the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!
A penny loaf to feed the Pope
A farthing o' cheese to choke him.
A pint of beer to rinse it down.
A faggot of sticks to burn him.
Burn him in a tub of tar.
Burn him like a blazing star.
Burn his body from his head.
Then we'll say ol' Pope is dead.
Hip hip hoorah!
Hip hip hoorah hoorah!



NO POPERY!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Remember, remember...it's Papist-burning night!

The world's first terrorist!

[Talitha]

Re: Remember, remember...it's Papist-burning night!

It's so annoying that I can't find any actual Photographs of the execution.
Hung, Drawn and quartered and each quarter taken to the four corners of the Kingdom. Now that's what I call Justice

Some day all Cattlickers will be dealt with this way.

[Nobar King]

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Far out!

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Hung, Drawn and quartered... Some day all Cattlickers will be dealt with this way.

The history of violent persecution of Catholics goes right back to Rome and the first Christians... or Catholics as we are known. Back then, it was torture and mutilation whereas today it is the systemic smearing of our good name by a few boys with behavioral problems and their avaricious lawyers. This too will one day be behind us but there is little doubt some other form of persecution will take its place. As the first and the truest of Christians we understand this to be our fate... after all... look at the Devil's work you Baptwits are up to while invoking Our Lord and Saviour's name and words!





Bless you, my unknowing fools,
Father Mo

[NeoChristian]

Re: Remember, remember...it's Papist-burning night!

You tell 'em, Father Mo.

Furthermore, Guy Fawkes was simply attempting to return English rule to the Catholics FROM THE PROTESTANTS, WHOM YOU BAPTWITS CLAIM TO HATE.

And finally, you claim that Catholics hate democracy, yet English rule at the time was anything BUT democratic. Learn some REAL history, you ignorant fucks.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Remember, remember...it's Papist-burning night!

You tell 'em, Father Mo.

Furthermore, Guy Fawkes was simply attempting to return English rule to the Catholics FROM THE PROTESTANTS, WHOM YOU BAPTWITS CLAIM TO HATE.

And finally, you claim that Catholics hate democracy, yet English rule at the time was anything BUT democratic. Learn some REAL history, you ignorant piffles.

AH, you poor deluded thing. The church of England was not a TRUE (tm) Christian church. It was only so Henry the 8th could whoremonger!
You learn some real history, jerk!

[SalvationSeeker]

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You tell 'em, Father Mo.

Furthermore, Guy Fawkes was simply attempting to return English rule to the Catholics FROM THE PROTESTANTS, WHOM YOU BAPTWITS CLAIM TO HATE.

And finally, you claim that Catholics hate democracy, yet English rule at the time was anything BUT democratic. Learn some REAL history, you ignorant piffles.

So you think we should support replacing something bad with something VILE? Great logic you got there.
And you support acts of terrorism and murder, yet call yourself a Christian?
Does 'thou shalt not kill' (Exodus 20:13, Deuteronomy 5:17) ring a bell, fool?

The catholic "church" is the great whore of Babylon, and there is no institution or false religion in the entire world that's more evil:
Nor any that has been more successful in damning souls.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Remember, remember...it's Papist-burning night!

You tell 'em, Father Mo.

Furthermore, Guy Fawkes was simply attempting to return English rule to the Catholics.

Yes, and that's why we hate him.

And finally, you claim that Catholics hate democracy, yet English rule at the time was anything BUT democratic.

And blowing up Parliament and replacing it with rule by a Roman despot would've made it more democratic? When the Catholic Church supported Franco's fascist uprising against the Spanish Republic, was that in the name of democracy as well?

Anyway, getting this thread back on track after the Mary-Hailing trolls attempted to hijack it, I have some wonderful news to report: it looks like some of the boys from Sunday School managed to catch a real live Catholic. Praise!

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Remember, remember...it's Papist-burning night!

In recent years, the Anglicans have toned town on the anti-Catholic rhetoric.

Our Archbishop Timothy Dolan has been seen together with the local Lutheran and Episcopalian bishops to bless and consecrate places and to represent Christianity in general.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Remember, remember...it's Papist-burning night!

In recent years, the Anglicans have toned town on the anti-Catholic rhetoric.

Our Archbishop Timothy Dolan has been seen together with the local Lutheran and Episcopalian bishops to bless and consecrate places and to represent Christianity in general.

Filthy papist! Jesus' favourite boards are not here for you to clog up with cottaging anecdotes!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Remember, remember...it's Papist-burning night!

In recent years, the Anglicans have toned town on the anti-Catholic rhetoric.

Our Archbishop Timothy Dolan has been seen together with the local Lutheran and Episcopalian bishops to bless and consecrate places and to represent Christianity in general.

Oh, how heart-warming. The various false Christian cultists are being "seen together." And that proves what exactly — that the devil is marshalling his forces in preparation for the End Times, or just that there aren't enough altar boys to go around?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Oh, how heart-warming. The various false Christian cultists are being "seen together." And that proves what exactly — that the devil is marshalling his forces in preparation for the End Times, or just that there aren't enough altar boys to go around?

It makes me want to puke every time I read some account of the cathylicks and their new "ecumenicism". The cathylicks are still as hell bent on world domination as they ever were. One has to look no further than the Knights Templar, Knights of Columbus, Regnum Christi, Legion of Mary, Focolare, Cursillo, the Neocatechumenal Way, Communion and Liberation, and Opus Dei to see the satanic tentacles of this cult and their secret agenda.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Remember, remember...it's Papist-burning night!

It makes me want to puke every time I read some account of the cathylicks and their new "ecumenicism". The cathylicks are still as hell bent on world domination as they ever were. One has to look no further than the Knights Templar, Knights of Columbus, Regnum Christi, Legion of Mary, Focolare, Cursillo, the Neocatechumenal Way, Communion and Liberation, and Opus Dei to see the satanic tentacles of this cult and their secret agenda.

Now how can you hate on the Cursillo movement?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Remember, remember...it's Papist-burning night!

In recent years, the Anglicans have toned town on the anti-Catholic rhetoric.

Our Archbishop Timothy Dolan has been seen together with the local Lutheran and Episcopalian bishops to bless and consecrate places and to represent Christianity in general.

Which only goes to show that the difference between a papist and an Angle-ican is razor thin. Both groups of false Christians will find themselves being slowly roasted over hot coals for all eternity in hell for their God-mocking ways.