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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    A Letter From A Christian Child

    I recently received the following letter from a little Christian girl who is clearly being seduced and confused by the secular world. I hope her letter and my reply will serve to help guide any other backsliding fools out there. Praise Jesus!

    Dere Preachur,

    I am 8 yeres old. Some of my frends say their is no such thing as hell. My Papa sais "If it's in the Bible then it's troo." Please tell me the trooth. Is thier realy a hell place?

    --Virginyuh

    Virginia,

    Your little vile friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, especially children's, are little. In this great universe of ours Man is a mere insect, an ant waiting to be squished by Jesus, as compared with the boundless glory of God about him, as revealed in the Holy KJV1611 Bible.

    Yes, Virginia, there is a hell. It exists as certainly as God and Jesus and the Bible exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its only meaning. Why, the Lord Jesus Christ would be a liar if there were no hell! And Virginia, we know the Lord Jesus speaks the truth (John 14:6). Jesus said hell was "everlasting fire" (Matt 18:8, 25:41), "eternal damnation" (Mark 3:29), "weeping and gnashing of teeth" (Matt 8:12, 22:13, 25:30), "place of torment" (Luke 16:28), "outer darkness" (Matt 8:12, 22:13) and "everlasting punishment" (Matt 25:46). Virginia, if there are the joys and beauty of heaven, certainly there must be the horror and torment of hell. They both come from the same book. If there was no hell, there would be no Calvary, no Grace, no purpose, no Saviour and no Redemptive Blood.

    Not believe in hell!? You might as well not believe in Jesus! You might ask your papa to read you the Bible asking God to reveal to you hell is real! Because Virginia, if hell is real, nothing in the world, no joy, no sin, no beauty, no pleasure, nothing — absolutely nothing — would be worth forever burning in the torments of hell! Virginia, the Lord Jesus Christ said, in Mark 8:36, "For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?"

    No Hell!? Yes, Virginia, there is a hell. But God does not want you to go to hell. Virginia, hell is not for people like you. It was prepared for the devil and his angels (Matthew 25:41) — not True Christians™! But Virginia, when your great-great...grandma Eve sinned, you became a sinner (Romans 5:12). And because God is Holy, sin must be cleansed. And Virginia, because God loved True Christians™ so much, more than your little mind can possibly understand, He gave His Son to remove our sins. Jesus shed His blood to cleanse our sins. Revelation 1:5 says, ". . . Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,"

    Those who reject the reality of hell are unsaved filth, with no meaning to their lives outside of persecuting True Christians™.

    Yes, Virginia, there is a hell. But thanks to Jesus, Virginia, you don't have to go there. If you grow up to follow the Holy Bible, word-for-word, you might just escape the unspeakable torments of hellfire. And the first thing to do is to reject and rebuke each and every one of your little unsaved trash friends.

    Virginia, a hundred years from now, where will you be?

    YIC

    --Pastor Ezekiel


    I wonder if any others have some advice for this sweet little girl?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Father Thomas Martin
    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
    • Jul 2007
    • 1015

    #2
    Re: A Letter From A Christian Child

    Way to plagarize the famous "Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" letter:



    And way to break our Seventh and Eighth Commandments (which are your Eighth and Ninth ones)!
    ACTS 5:29

    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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    • SinisterPizza
      Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
      Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
      Forum Member
      • Mar 2007
      • 273

      #3
      Re: A Letter From A Christian Child

      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
      Way to plagarize the famous "Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" letter:



      And way to break our Seventh and Eighth Commandments (which are your Eighth and Ninth ones)!
      You've got 11 commandments?

      Why can't little Christian girls ever spell properly, anyways? I really hope I was better when I was that age...

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: A Letter From A Christian Child

        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
        Way to plagarize the famous "Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" letter:



        And way to break our Seventh and Eighth Commandments (which are your Eighth and Ninth ones)!
        Do you know the definition of "plagarize"? Did I sign my name to that 100 year old letter about satan's best friend "santa"?

        I can't help it if the child's name is Virginia. Its a common name, after all.

        By the way, I would'nt bring up The Ten Commandments if I were you, papist. Your idol worshiping cult has butchered them beyond recognition!

        Yes, papist dog, there is a hell. And you will be joining all your antiChrist popes there, gulping sulfur for all eternity. Thank you Jesus!!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #5
          Re: A Letter From A Christian Child

          Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
          You've got 11 commandments?
          No, they took out the one about not worshipping idols and false gods because they found it inconvenient.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #6
            Re: A Letter From A Christian Child

            My Papa sais "If it's in the Bible then it's troo."

            --Virginyuh

            The girl obviously has some problems if she's not listening to her father; she should be well on her way to obedience by now. Somebody better step in and kick her ass before she starts showing her cooter in the playground for money and hanging out with black kids. It might already be too late.

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            • Father Thomas Martin
              Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
              • Jul 2007
              • 1015

              #7
              Re: A Letter From A Christian Child

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              No, they took out the one about not worshipping idols and false gods because they found it inconvenient.
              Nope, that's part of the First Commandment.

              And you take it to mean we can't make images...Well then, you shouldn't have pics and avys on your boards, as those are images...
              ACTS 5:29

              But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
              There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932

                #8
                Re: A Letter From A Christian Child

                Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post

                Well then, you shouldn't have pics and avys on your boards, as those are images...
                We don't talk to them and ask them to help us you retard. There's a big difference.

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                • NeoChristian
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 11

                  #9
                  Re: A Letter From A Christian Child

                  There is a hell.

                  Every poster above me in this thread with the exception of Fr. Martin will most likely be going there.

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                  • NeoChristian
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 11

                    #10
                    Re: A Letter From A Christian Child

                    Oh, and Deaner, why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something, you piece of white trash hillbilly inbred.

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                    • SinisterPizza
                      Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
                      Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 273

                      #11
                      Re: A Letter From A Christian Child

                      Originally posted by NeoChristian View Post
                      There is a hell.

                      Every poster above me in this thread with the exception of Fr. Martin will most likely be going there.
                      Nice to see it reinforced ...but I think it has a bit more authority coming from one of the TC™s...from you it just seems rude

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                      • Poetic Peter
                        Christian Poet Emeritus
                        Forum Member
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 1696

                        #12
                        Re: A Letter From A Christian Child

                        Originally posted by NeoChristian View Post
                        There is a hell.

                        Every poster above me in this thread with the exception of Fr. Martin will most likely be going there.
                        Hi there, NeoChristian. My name is Poetic Peter.
                        I'm here to welcome you to our Forums; make you feel secure
                        while we wait here together for a Moderator to come and offer
                        to place-kick your backside to hell.

                        Kind regards, truly

                        sorry,

                        PP

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                        • SalvationSeeker
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3892

                          #13
                          Re: A Letter From A Christian Child

                          Originally posted by NeoChristian View Post
                          There is a hell.

                          Every poster above me in this thread with the exception of Fr. Martin will most likely be going there.
                          Do you have any scripture for this?
                          No? Why, I for one am truly surprised!
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: A Letter From A Christian Child

                            Originally posted by NeoChristian View Post
                            There is a hell.

                            Every poster above me in this thread with the exception of Fr. Martin will most likely be going there.
                            Your prejudice is shocking. On what grounds do you condemn the poor confused pizza girl to hell? She has funny hair? She's unfortunate enough to be born a Canuckistani? She used to be a vegan terrorist sympathiser, but has since repented? Do you really think a loving God would send her to Hell just for that?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • NeoChristian
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Oct 2007
                              • 11

                              #15
                              Re: A Letter From A Christian Child

                              Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                              Nice to see it reinforced ...but I think it has a bit more authority coming from one of the TC™s...from you it just seems rude
                              Too bad you 'TrueChristians' are neither 'True' nor 'Christian.'

                              You fancy yourselves as bringers of God's word, but you're nothing but a bunch of insufferable, overzealous fanatic wannabe's.

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