True Christian™ Map of the World

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

I know I was home schooled and I don't know as much as men do, but being what's going on in the World today, I wanted a better understanding of what was where in the World so I drew this map.

Am I right? How would you improve upon it?

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Talitha]

Re: True Christian™ Map of the World

GLORY!!
That's a fine Map Sister Thumper, but I have one here that is copied from the very one in the white House!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Ooooooh Purdy Sister Tali. I like your map better!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Well, Sister Thumper, I think you left off the place where all the nigras come from. Although that might be on the Moon...

[Sister Noddy]

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Ooooooh Purdy Sister Tali. I like your map better!

Ooooooh Sister Thumper and Sister Tali, both these maps are the best!

Not only that, they make GODLY wallpapers for noddy's computer screen!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Both of them are a bit complicated, especially if they're to be used to educate you females. Perhaps we should just divide everything into "America and its colonies" and "places that our Divinely hand-picked President has not yet gotten around to conquering."

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Both of them exaggerate the size of the rest of the world. The second one especially is influenced by liberal-bias cartographers.

[Talitha]

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I guess my Map must have been wrong?

I suppose if you look down at the earth from a spaceship then it would look like this ?

[Nobar King]

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I suppose if you look down at the earth from a spaceship then it would look like this ?

Yeah, but with clouds.

[Brother Temperance]

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Well, Sister Thumper, I think you left off the place where all the nigras come from. Although that might be on the Moon...

Does that mean that if we actually did blow up the Mahommedans' false idol, we'd stop the constant stream of crack babies and welfare monkeys? Interesting...

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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GLORY! Here's a map that shows THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE AMERICAN EMPIRE!

[Glendora Christianson]

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I guess my Map must have been wrong?

I suppose if you look down at the earth from a spaceship then it would look like this ?

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Sister Talitha, I don't want to start any arguments, but many of us would dispute that round earth depicted in your posting. Jesus certainly hasn't told us the earth is round.

[Larry Lee]

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Sister Talitha, I don't want to start any arguments, but many of us would dispute that round earth depicted in your posting. Jesus certainly hasn't told us the earth is round.

Absolutely. And why would our good Sister Tali show the Earth moving?

"The world also shall be stable, that it be not moved" (1 Chronicles 16:30).

"The world also is stablished, that it cannot be moved" (Psalms 93:1).

...And I'm also not too wild about showing Greenland on a map, which only lets the LIEbruls point their cloven fingers at it, and yap their nonsense about a shrinking icecap, or whatever. It's not True Christian™ of us to give the LIEbruls the rope they need to hang themselves, is how I see it. Henceworth, out of True Christian™ charity for the lost, Greenland does not exist.

[lilith]

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A couple of things you seem to have missed:

A) You completely forgot to add Sheep to Australia.

New Zealand is NOT "The Shire" - Australia is in fact,our West Island.

[Talitha]

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I think my Telescope must be faulty