Hello, this is Satan

[PinkandFluffy98 (On Moderation)]

Hello, this is Satan. I've recently been connected to the internet thanks to my BFF L. Ron Hubbard. I have to say this is quite an interesting creation. Anyhoo I've come here to say that I will be answering any questions about Satanism you would like to ask, as recruiting numbers for this quota are not up to par. Satanism really isn't as bad as it seems.
P.S. For those of you that are put off by goths, they are in no way affiliated with me. For some reason that is beyond me they all seem to worship black cats.

[georgetre]

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So, are you really located at the center of the earth?

What happens to lawyers?

[PinkandFluffy98 (On Moderation)]

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George,
We are actually located in New Jersey.
Here's the deal with Lawyers: when you die you are put on something similar to how your court system works to determine whether or not you get in to heaven. It so happens that the majority of lawyers can argue their way out of going to Hell. Incidentally we lose the annual Heaven and Hell debate every year.

[Deaner]

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Hello, this is Satan.

You're not satan. You're a stupid retard living in your parents basement wishing you had a life. Fortunately that's why we're here; to introduce you to the love and guidance of Our Saviour Jesus Christ. Have you seen the PayPal button at the bottom of the page?

[georgetre]

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You are a moron!!

[PinkandFluffy98 (On Moderation)]

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Yes I am.

[georgetre]

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He was the guy who got The Backstreet Boys and N'sync their career!

Does Satan support malls?

[Talitha]

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Excuse me Ladies, but this Isn't a dating Website.
Please take your talk elsewhere.

[PinkandFluffy98 (On Moderation)]

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I did till I found the Internet. I bought a 42 inch plasma television set for Helen Keller.

[georgetre]

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Excuse me Ladies, but this Isn't a dating Website.
Please take your talk elsewhere.

God is a woman.

[Talitha]

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God is a woman.

Now don't be silly.
Our purpose here is merely to serve our men and give birth to Christian Soldiers.

[georgetre]

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Does Satan listen to heavy metal music?

[Talitha]

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Can we talk about Jesus Christ Our Saviour?

Before I BAN both of your sorry-souls!!

[georgetre]

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Were probably behind 7 proxies.

What would that change?

I was just asking a question.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Nobody thinks your nonsense is funny. You are both (Modus and Pink) on moderation until you clean up your acts.