Flight crew 'absent' from haunted planes.

[Nobar King]

There are ghost planes flying around from airport to airport. The flight crews knows which ones they are and are not showing up to work them. This is really scary. Where are these ghosts going? Can't ghosts fly or use astral travel? And while you may not end up flying on one of these ghost planes, they are a flying hazard that you DO have to worry about. If you clip one of these jets, you get an advance ticket to meet your maker:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk:

Phantom British Airways jets have been flying between Britain and Canada and the US over the past two weeks.

On Nov 4, BA flight 179 crossed the Atlantic to New York completely empty.

Another passengerless jet, BA flight 176, later flew back from the US to Heathrow airport.

According to ITV News, two further empty planes left Heathrow at the weekend - flights 093 to Toronto and 279 to Los Angeles.
At least two other empty flights - including one from Gatwick to Houston, Texas - have departed in recent days, it was reported.

A spokesman for British Airways admitted the airline had been having problems rostering cabin crew.

"We are trying to minimise disruption to customers," he added.

A spokesman from Greenpeace said: "It's pretty outrageous."

I'm thinking about getting more insurance before my next flight.

Maybe airlines should start a program of group prayer prior to takeoff. "This is the captian, we'll be pausing the takeoff process for a minute to pray to our lord for a safe flight..."

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Flight crew 'absent' from haunted planes.

There are ghost planes flying around from airport to airport. The flight crews knows which ones they are and are not showing up to work them. This is really scary. Where are these ghosts going? Can't ghosts fly or use astral travel? And while you may not end up flying on one of these ghost planes, they are a flying hazard that you DO have to worry about. If you clip one of these jets, you get an advance ticket to meet your maker:

I'm thinking about getting more insurance before my next flight.

Maybe airlines should start a program of group prayer prior to takeoff. "This is the captian, we'll be pausing the takeoff process for a minute to pray to our lord for a safe flight..."

Well, whoever may or may not be on those planes, one thing's for sure: they're certainly not full of undesirables and malcontents that the Department of Faith are disposing of quietly and discreetly. Not at all. Praise Jesus.