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  • ZeusIsPISSED
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    • Nov 2007
    • 1

    #1

    Answer me this.

    Lets try to be mature instead calling me a gay, stupid etc instead of actually answering my questions. I challenge any of you to answer one of my questions.
    1) You hate and bash on homosexuals, calling them an abomination to the world. God, being the all knowing, omnipotent being he is, surely must have known that this person would have turned out this way waaaay before he was born. Why would god create a homosexual, something that evil and worthy of suffering in hell? Are you calling god flawed? Did he not know the person would turn out to be gay? Or does he not really care what a persons sexual preference is? Why doesn’t he just simply kill all of the gays? Even if people CHOSE to be gay, god would have known this choice would be made before it actually would. Why would he not prevent this? Why do gays EXIST, when god could easily wipe all of them out without a single one of us knowing the difference?
    2) Do you believe in unicorns and dragons, because if you believe the bible, you should. The ORIGINAL bible, the TRUE word of god bluntly said that such mythical creatures such as the dragon and unicorns exist. So, do you think that they exist?
    3) How do you argue against the fact that evolution can be DIRECTLY observed using rapidly reproducing organisms? Did you know that farmers have to change their pesticide almost WEEKLY in order to keep up? I mean, either evolutions is real or god really hates farmers.
    4) Why are so many religions before Christianity so similar? Why do all major religions in history share at least 15 identical traits? (e.g. savior was born from a virgin). Did Satan go back in time and create these religions to spite the true one? Did god really miss this, are you suggesting that Satan is more powerful than god?
    5) Why do you continue to argue that god HAD to create the universe, because the universe HAD to have started at one point. You then turn around to explain that god has existed forever. The dumber of you lot try to say that god actually created himself, which im sure I don’t need to explain to you why that is just wrong is so many ways.
    6) Religious beliefs are being destroyed almost daily due to scientific advancements, and religion keeps getting pushed further and further back into a corner. Do you argue that the science is wrong? Can you honestly flat out deny carbon dating, a 100% accurate scientific method used to not only disprove the idea that the earth was created about 5000 years ago, but also flat out disproved creation?
  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #2
    Re: Answer me this.

    Listen here you stupid gay, the Bible says so and thats good enough.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: Answer me this.

      Originally posted by ZeusIsPISSED View Post
      Lets try to be mature instead calling me a gay, stupid etc instead of actually answering my questions. I challenge any of you to answer one of my questions.
      1) You hate and bash on homosexuals, calling them an abomination to the world. God, being the all knowing, omnipotent being he is, surely must have known that this person would have turned out this way waaaay before he was born. Why would god create a homosexual, something that evil and worthy of suffering in hell?
      So we'd have something to entertain us in Heaven.
      Are you calling god flawed?
      No. Are you?
      Did he not know the person would turn out to be gay? Or does he not really care what a persons sexual preference is? Why doesn’t he just simply kill all of the gays?
      He is. Ever heard of the AIDS?
      Even if people CHOSE to be gay, god would have known this choice would be made before it actually would. Why would he not prevent this? Why do gays EXIST, when god could easily wipe all of them out without a single one of us knowing the difference?
      Have you ever heard of something called "free will"? It's not a film about some queers raping a dolphin, in case you were wondering.
      2) Do you believe in unicorns and dragons, because if you believe the bible, you should. The ORIGINAL bible, the TRUE word of god bluntly said that such mythical creatures such as the dragon and unicorns exist. So, do you think that they exist?
      No, we believe they are extinct. However, your dark master Satan will soon be returning to earth in the form of a dragon, right before Jesus slaughters him and you. Better shut your yap and change your ways fast, boy.
      3) How do you argue against the fact that evolution can be DIRECTLY observed using rapidly reproducing organisms? Did you know that farmers have to change their pesticide almost WEEKLY in order to keep up? I mean, either evolutions is real or god really hates farmers.
      Different worms come along. That doesn't mean they didn't exist beforehand, just that they take the opportunity to move into a gap in the ecosystem. How does that disprove the Bible?
      4) Why are so many religions before Christianity so similar? Why do all major religions in history share at least 15 identical traits? (e.g. savior was born from a virgin). Did Satan go back in time and create these religions to spite the true one? Did god really miss this, are you suggesting that Satan is more powerful than god?
      No, God allowed Satan to set up these religions so people would be able to freely choose between salvation and damnation. Looks like you made the wrong choice.
      5) Why do you continue to argue that god HAD to create the universe, because the universe HAD to have started at one point. You then turn around to explain that god has existed forever. The dumber of you lot try to say that god actually created himself, which im sure I don’t need to explain to you why that is just wrong is so many ways.
      Well? Either the universe has existed forever or it hasn't. And it hasn't, God has. If you can show me a book written by the universe saying that it has existed forever but God hasn't, I may reconsider my stance.
      6) Religious beliefs are being destroyed almost daily due to scientific advancements, and religion keeps getting pushed further and further back into a corner. Do you argue that the science is wrong? Can you honestly flat out deny carbon dating, a 100% accurate scientific method used to not only disprove the idea that the earth was created about 5000 years ago, but also flat out disproved creation?
      I can and I will. Read around this forum. Our Godly creation scientists have shot that "carbon dating" doctrine so full of holes that it resembles a Swiss cheese - smelly, unamerican, and difficult to swallow.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Sister Noddy
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2007
        • 1843

        #4
        Re: Answer me this

        Originally posted by ZeusIsPISSED View Post

        Lets try to be mature instead calling me a gay, stupid etc instead of ...

        (and blah blah blah)
        Dear Jesusispissed,

        Jesus doesn't like your post, so neither do we, and Jesus is pissed and so are we, so Jesus doesn't like you already (even tho He already knew this in advance) and neither do we, so there!

        With love in Jesus,

        Sister Noddy
        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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        • Marshall
          Righteous and Patriotic
          Highest body count at the VFW
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2006
          • 3322

          #5
          Re: Answer me this.

          Negros are sure dense when it comes to Jesus aren't they?
          This guy actually believes he's right!
          I can't wait to see what Satan has in store for him!
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
            Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
             
            • Jun 2007
            • 6572

            #6
            Re: Answer me this.

            Originally posted by ZeusIsPISSED View Post
            I challenge any of you to answer one of my questions.

            1) You hate and bash on homosexuals, calling them an abomination to the world. God, being the all knowing, omnipotent being he is, surely must have known that this person would have turned out this way waaaay before he was born. Why would god create a homosexual, something that evil and worthy of suffering in hell? Are you calling god flawed? Did he not know the person would turn out to be gay? Or does he not really care what a persons sexual preference is? Why doesn’t he just simply kill all of the gays? Even if people CHOSE to be gay, god would have known this choice would be made before it actually would. Why would he not prevent this? Why do gays EXIST, when god could easily wipe all of them out without a single one of us knowing the difference?
            You hate and bash on True Christians, calling them an abomination to the world. God, being the all knowing, omnipotent being he is, surely must have known that this person would have turned out this way waaaay before he was born. Why would god create a True Christians, something that evil and worthy of suffering in hell? Are you calling god flawed? Did he not know the person would turn out to be a True Christian? Why doesn’t he just simply kill all of the True Christians? Even if people CHOSE to be True Christians, god would have known this choice would be made before it actually would. Why would he not prevent this? Why do True Christians EXIST, when god could easily wipe all of them out without a single one of us knowing the difference?

            See what a hypocrite you are?

            2) Do you believe in unicorns and dragons, because if you believe the bible, you should.
            Of course we do. Liberal-bias zoologists, nearly all of which engage in beastiality like that gorilla-molestor Jane Goodall, are covering up the existance of these creatures as part of the evolutionist agenda.

            Okay, I've just answered 8 of your questions (count them yourself to confirm), so here's my 8 questions for you to answer:

            1. Why do you hate America?
            2. Why do you hate America?
            3. Why do you hate America?
            4. Why do you hate America?
            5. Why do you hate America?
            6. Why do you hate America?
            7. Why do you hate America?
            8. Why do you hate America?
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            • SalvationSeeker
              True Christian™ Theologian
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2006
              • 3892

              #7
              Re: Answer me this.

              Originally posted by ZeusIsPISSED View Post
              Lets try to be mature instead calling me a gay, stupid etc instead of actually answering my questions. I challenge any of you to answer one of my questions.
              1) You hate and bash on homosexuals, calling them an abomination to the world. God, being the all knowing, omnipotent being he is, surely must have known that this person would have turned out this way waaaay before he was born. Why would god create a homosexual, something that evil and worthy of suffering in hell? Are you calling god flawed? Did he not know the person would turn out to be gay? Or does he not really care what a persons sexual preference is? Why doesn’t he just simply kill all of the gays? Even if people CHOSE to be gay, god would have known this choice would be made before it actually would. Why would he not prevent this? Why do gays EXIST, when god could easily wipe all of them out without a single one of us knowing the difference?
              Nah.. GOD calls you an abomination (Leviticus 18:22 & 20:13), we simply follow His most glorious example.
              Praise God!

              And people aren't born gay, that's a lieberal myth.. You either choose it, as the men of Sodom did...
              Or God makes you fag as a punishment for your sins, cause that's how much He loathes it! (Romans 1:22-26)

              God knew you would become fags, as He knew who will become murderers, or who that will become mudslimes and so forth...
              He also knows who will repent of those sins and who won't!
              And all of this only goes to prove God's awesome power and man's helplessness before Him.
              Glory!

              2) Do you believe in unicorns and dragons, because if you believe the bible, you should. The ORIGINAL bible, the TRUE word of god bluntly said that such mythical creatures such as the dragon and unicorns exist. So, do you think that they exist?
              Yes, of course they exist. You're telling me you don't believe in them?

              3) How do you argue against the fact that evolution can be DIRECTLY observed using rapidly reproducing organisms? Did you know that farmers have to change their pesticide almost WEEKLY in order to keep up? I mean, either evolutions is real or god really hates farmers.
              You're pulling that pesticide stuff out of your behind..
              But as for the rest - That's so-called MICRO-evolution, not the same thing.
              We're talking about MACRO-evolution, where an species becomes another.
              It has never been observed, and there are absoluetely no evidence to support it.

              4) Why are so many religions before Christianity so similar? Why do all major religions in history share at least 15 identical traits? (e.g. savior was born from a virgin).
              Nonsense.
              More stuff pulled out your behind.

              Did Satan go back in time and create these religions to spite the true one?
              No, he foresaw Christ's coming and made them up in advance.

              Did god really miss this, are you suggesting that Satan is more powerful than god?
              No, but God lets satan act so it will be clear for all to see..
              Who are the true believers and who aren't. You fall for satan's lies and thus show everyone you're a hellbound sinner.

              5) Why do you continue to argue that god HAD to create the universe, because the universe HAD to have started at one point. You then turn around to explain that god has existed forever. The dumber of you lot try to say that god actually created himself, which im sure I don’t need to explain to you why that is just wrong is so many ways.
              So you're saying that something comes from nothing?
              And you dare call US dumb?

              6) Religious beliefs are being destroyed almost daily due to scientific advancements, and religion keeps getting pushed further and further back into a corner. Do you argue that the science is wrong? Can you honestly flat out deny carbon dating, a 100% accurate scientific method used to not only disprove the idea that the earth was created about 5000 years ago, but also flat out disproved creation?
              Carbon dating has been proven unreliable. However:
              Nobody has ever disproven God.
              Infact, nobody has ever disproven ANYTHING in the Bible.
              And how could they?

              You can't disprove the truth!
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • Hebrew Hammer
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Nov 2007
                • 37

                #8
                Re: Answer me this.

                Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                Listen here you stupid gay, the Bible says so and thats good enough.
                Typical answer from someone who is too dumb to come up with a rebuttal.

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                • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                  Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                   
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 6572

                  #9
                  Re: Answer me this.

                  Originally posted by Hebrew Hammer View Post
                  Typical answer from someone who is too dumb to come up with a rebuttal.
                  God has already written a rebuttal for you, you should be reading it from HIS BOOK instead of expecting us to spend our valuable time writing a personal Bible just for you.

                  You Jews are such narcissistic attention-seekers, always wanting everyone doting on you, no wonder you run hollywood and make up silly sob stories like your "Holocaust".
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                  • Ezekiel
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 3

                    #10
                    Re: Answer me this.

                    Originally posted by Hebrew Hammer View Post
                    Typical answer from someone who is too dumb to come up with a rebuttal.
                    Typical awnser from someone who will burn in hell.

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                    • Hebrew Hammer
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 37

                      #11
                      Re: Answer me this.

                      Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                      You hate and bash on True Christians, calling them an abomination to the world. God, being the all knowing, omnipotent being he is, surely must have known that this person would have turned out this way waaaay before he was born. Why would god create a True Christians, something that evil and worthy of suffering in hell? Are you calling god flawed? Did he not know the person would turn out to be a True Christian? Why doesn’t he just simply kill all of the True Christians? Even if people CHOSE to be True Christians, god would have known this choice would be made before it actually would. Why would he not prevent this? Why do True Christians EXIST, when god could easily wipe all of them out without a single one of us knowing the difference?

                      See what a hypocrite you are?



                      Of course we do. Liberal-bias zoologists, nearly all of which engage in beastiality like that gorilla-molestor Jane Goodall, are covering up the existance of these creatures as part of the evolutionist agenda.

                      Okay, I've just answered 8 of your questions (count them yourself to confirm), so here's my 8 questions for you to answer:

                      1. Why do you hate America?
                      2. Why do you hate America?
                      3. Why do you hate America?
                      4. Why do you hate America?
                      5. Why do you hate America?
                      6. Why do you hate America?
                      7. Why do you hate America?
                      8. Why do you hate America?
                      Your inferences are completely absurd! Do you even read what you type?! You need to leave that church of yours for some nice padded walls.

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                      • Hebrew Hammer
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 37

                        #12
                        Re: Answer me this.

                        Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                        God has already written a rebuttal for you, you should be reading it from HIS BOOK instead of expecting us to spend our valuable time writing a personal Bible just for you.

                        You Jews are such narcissistic attention-seekers, always wanting everyone doting on you, no wonder you run hollywood and make up silly sob stories like your "Holocaust".
                        I should have seen it coming...

                        Of course the intolerant one who bashes Jews would deny the existence of the Holocaust.

                        If you want to use that logic, then the murder of Jesus was the same, a great big sob story with the only intention of stirring our sympathy.

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                        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                           
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 6572

                          #13
                          Re: Answer me this.

                          Originally posted by Me
                          Why do you hate America?
                          Originally posted by Hebrew Hammer View Post
                          Your inferences are completely absurd!
                          These "inferences" seem to have an terribly high priority for you if you think it's worth flying a plane into a building for.

                          You really should pick up a Bible. Your generation seems to believe in trying everything once, so how about you try starting a relationship with Christ?
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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555

                            #14
                            Re: Answer me this.

                            Originally posted by Hebrew Hammer View Post
                            I should have seen it coming...

                            Of course the intolerant one who bashes Jews would deny the existence of the Holocaust.

                            If you want to use that logic, then the murder of Jesus was the same, a great big sob story with the only intention of stirring our sympathy.
                            You kikes killed Jesus, that is well-documented.

                            That whole "hollowcost" thing is wildly exaggerated. A few hundred joos died at most. You people are professional victims, and Christ killers to boot.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                              Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                               
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 6572

                              #15
                              Re: Answer me this.

                              Originally posted by Hebrew Hammer View Post
                              If you want to use that logic, then the murder of Jesus was the same, a great big sob story with the only intention of stirring our sympathy.
                              If Jews were capable of sympathy, you people wouldn't have tortured and killed Jesus in the first place, now would you?

                              I've heard all about how you kikes like to hold "Passion of the Christ" viewings were you laugh and cheer on the scourging and et cetera. The only reason Israel is willing to co-operate with neo-conservatism is because you want Jesus to return - so you can kill him again.

                              It's time for you to leave your cult and join the Prince of Peace, friend.
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