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  • lolatchristians
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    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2007
    • 1
    #1

    Regarding the recent invasion of foul-mouthed children

    EDIT: We interupt this spam to bring you a public service announcement:

    Lately our peaceful and inoffensive forum has been invaded by foul-mouthed children, much like how peaceful Iraq is being invaded by anti-Iraqi forces, and just like in Iraq, Jesus is winning.

    Since internet wars are by their nature very abstract things, here's a video from Iraq that provides a visual illustration of what's been going on in this forum:



    -Jeb Thurmond

    We now return you to your regular schedualled spam from swearing children:
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 11-16-2007, 09:48 AM.
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    • dragonslayer22
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • Nov 2007
      • 2
      #2
      Re: srsly guys.. srsly..

      Lulz. I killed god. thats why he dont exsist. lulz.








      P.S have a seat over there plz.

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        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
           
          • Jun 2007
          • 6572
          #3
          Re: srsly guys.. srsly..

          Originally posted by dragonslayer22 View Post
          Lulz. I killed god.
          ANOTHER Jew? Where do they all come from?

          I thought there was a strike in Hollywood. Shouldn't you be on the picket lines? It will give you some exercise, and I know you need it because Jews don't play sports.
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            • Hebrew Hammer
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Nov 2007
              • 37
              #4
              Re: srsly guys.. srsly..

              Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
              ANOTHER Jew? Where do they all come from?

              I thought there was a strike in Hollywood. Shouldn't you be on the picket lines? It will give you some exercise, and I know you need it because Jews don't play sports.
              Again with the prejudice?! You goyim and your hate for anything different...

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                • DamnTheGaysToHell
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 3
                  #5
                  Re: Regarding the recent invasion of foul-mouthed children

                  I carry a role of duct tape with me at all times. If I hear an uttering of foul language by someone under the age of 10, I duct tape them and take them back to my house where I show them the true meaning of "Fuck"

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621
                      #6
                      Re: srsly guys.. srsly..

                      Originally posted by Hebrew Hammer View Post
                      Again with the prejudice?! You goyim and your hate for anything different...
                      Where's the hatred in that post? Are you claiming the liberal Jews in Hellywood aren't on strike? Are you claiming the kikes are good at sport?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5131
                          #7
                          Re: Regarding the recent invasion of foul-mouthed children

                          Originally posted by DamnTheGaysToHell View Post
                          I carry a role of duct tape with me at all times. If I hear an uttering of foul language by someone under the age of 10, I duct tape them and take them back to my house where I show them the true meaning of "piffle"
                          Kid, you need mental help.
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                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                            • Undeclared Freshman
                              Foul Sinner on Moderation
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 11
                              #8
                              Re: srsly guys.. srsly..

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              Where's the hatred in that post? Are you claiming the liberal Jews in Hellywood aren't on strike? Are you claiming the kikes are good at sport?
                              Most script writers aren't jews you dumb drone.

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                                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                  Senior Pastor
                                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                  Always Biblically correct
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 10639
                                  #9
                                  Re: srsly guys.. srsly..

                                  Originally posted by Hebrew Hammer (emphasis added) View Post
                                  Again with the prejudice?! You goyim and your hate for anything different...
                                  If HH hadn't already been banned, I'd point out the irony there.
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