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  • #1

    You've got the Aids.

    And so do poor children born with it in Africa. Some of these are in fact Christians too.


    God must have been sleeping on the job...
    Tags: fags cause the aids
  • #2
    Re: You've got the Aids.

    Originally posted by Undeclared Freshman View Post
    Some of these are in fact Christians too.
    So there are a lot of false Christians in the world, especially in Africa, a hotbed of Angler-can't-ism. What's your point?
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • #3
      Re: You've got the Aids.

      Originally posted by Undeclared Freshman View Post
      And so do poor children born with it in Africa. Some of these are in fact Christians too.
      People who have a bone through their nose are not Christians. They are being smited by AIDS and poverty because they spit in the face of Christ by practicing voodoo and running nigerian email money scams. They get what they deserve.

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      • #4
        Re: You've got the Aids.

        If Jesus wanted to save Africa then it wouldn't be full of niggers.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • #5
          Re: You've got the Aids.

          Originally posted by Undeclared Freshman View Post
          And so do poor children born with it in Africa. Some of these are in fact Christians too.


          God must have been sleeping on the job...
          Oprah would beg to differ.

          If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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          • #6
            Re: You've got the Aids.

            Originally posted by Marshall View Post
            If Jesus wanted to save Africa then it wouldn't be full of niggers.
            Thats the pure truth right there
            The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
            Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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            • #7
              Re: You've got the Aids.

              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
              If Jesus wanted to save Africa then it wouldn't be full of niggers.
              But hello, he saved the one's that were lucky to come here in a boat. Right? Some have better job then me.

              If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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              • #8
                Re: You've got the Aids.

                Originally posted by Undeclared Freshman View Post
                And so do poor children born with it in Africa. Some of these are in fact Christians too.


                God must have been sleeping on the job...
                Are y'all not right in the head? They wouldn't be True Christians that had aids. Only false ones, who the Lord done smite for their heresy.
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                • #9
                  Re: You've got the Aids.

                  I figure the blacks God spared from Africa were sent here to help Christians and their Salvation was incidental to their greater purpose. It is a rare Negro who has been Saved(TM) properly.
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  • #10
                    Re: You've got the Aids.

                    Originally posted by Undeclared Freshman View Post
                    And so do poor children born with it in Africa. Some of these are in fact Christians too.


                    God must have been sleeping on the job...
                    What are you talking about? God didn't sleep on Job, He just smote him with great suffering to test his faith. If Job were around today, God would probably give him AIDS as well. Praise Jesus.
                    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                    Oprah would beg to differ.
                    What's that? A squawking negress has something to say? Well, let's all toss our Bibles in the trash and do whatever she tells us.
                    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                    But hello, he saved the one's that were lucky to come here in a boat. Right? Some have better job then me.
                    That's because some of them are a) not female and b) in a few rare instances, not retardeds. A he-negro being better at cotton-picking than you are is no more remarkable than you being better at steak-cooking than he is: it's just the way God made you. He made all things bright and beautiful, all things great and small, the rich white man in his gated community and the negro unconscious in the gutter.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • #11
                      Re: You've got the Aids.

                      Oprah is a harlot.

                      She made all that money using Voo Doo magic or selling drugs. I've seen her show and it isn't Billionaire good. Using her googly eyes to hypnotize and bewitch women into following her is wrong.
                      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                      • #12
                        Re: You've got the Aids.

                        Originally posted by Undeclared Freshman View Post
                        God must have been sleeping on the job...
                        God never sleeps! Shame on you!

                        Since it's so close to Christmas, perhaps the Good Lord had a wee bit too much Eggnog and is taking him a little nap.

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                        • #13
                          Re: You've got the Aids.

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          What are you talking about? God didn't sleep on Job, He just smote him with great suffering to test his faith. If Job were around today, God would probably give him AIDS as well. Praise Jesus.

                          What's that? A squawking negress has something to say? Well, let's all toss our Bibles in the trash and do whatever she tells us.

                          That's because some of them are a) not female and b) in a few rare instances, not retardeds. A he-negro being better at cotton-picking than you are is no more remarkable than you being better at steak-cooking than he is: it's just the way God made you. He made all things bright and beautiful, all things great and small, the rich white man in his gated community and the negro unconscious in the gutter.
                          amen, brother.
                          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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