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  • Brother Lindh
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2007
    • 130

    #1

    Sister Verity has Vision

    Sister Verity had a vision yesterday. She saw it while spreading peanut butter on bread. In the spread she saw the Comet enveloping the Earth with a 15 minute snow storm before passing by... all non-believing earthlings were killed, and out of the snow in Nebraska walked a lone figure, clad in an LLBean down jacket. The Gobi, Sahara and Arizona deserts bloomed. The amino acids left by the comet began to fester, to produce a new race of believers, and the lone figure would lead them into righteousness, no more war and murder, plenty of birth control. Amen

    Sister Verity lives in Arizona and saves the fallen there whilst frequenting bars and hip hop joints. I pass along her Godly thoughts for your Holy Discomfort. Unfortunately, without war and murder, Jesus cannot be avenged.
  • Celtic
    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
    • Oct 2007
    • 111

    #2
    Re: Sister Verity has Vision

    Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post
    Sister Verity had a vision yesterday. She saw it while spreading peanut butter on bread. In the spread she saw the Comet enveloping the Earth with a 15 minute snow storm before passing by... all non-believing earthlings were killed, and out of the snow in Nebraska walked a lone figure, clad in an LLBean down jacket. The Gobi, Sahara and Arizona deserts bloomed. The amino acids left by the comet began to fester, to produce a new race of believers, and the lone figure would lead them into righteousness, no more war and murder, plenty of birth control. Amen

    Sister Verity lives in Arizona and saves the fallen there whilst frequenting bars and hip hop joints. I pass along her Godly thoughts for your Holy Discomfort. Unfortunately, without war and murder, Jesus cannot be avenged.

    Huh.

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    • Sister Noddy
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2007
      • 1843

      #3
      Re: Sister Verity has Vision

      Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post

      ... and out of the snow in Nebraska walked a lone figure, clad in an LLBean down jacket ...
      Sounds like your Sister Verity witnessed the Walkin Dude himself, just passin through ...

      Like Celtic says, huh! (my sentiment exactly ... meep ...)
      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      • Celtic
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Oct 2007
        • 111

        #4
        Re: Sister Verity has Vision

        Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
        Sounds like your Sister Verity witnessed the Walkin Dude himself, just passin through ...

        Like Celtic says, huh! (my sentiment exactly ... meep ...)

        It sound svery much like Forrest Gump. Are you sureshe didn't have this "vision" right after watching Forrest Gump?

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        • Celtic
          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
          • Oct 2007
          • 111

          #5
          Re: Sister Verity has Vision

          Originally posted by Celtic View Post
          It sounds very much like Forrest Gump. Are you sure she didn't have this "vision" right after watching Forrest Gump?

          Sorry about the spelling mistakes.

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