why

[Levi Jones]

Re: why

why do i do the things i do?

i have a car that i push to the limits on a daily basis, exceeding the speed limits any car should be driven at.

i have a "rice rocket" motorcycle in wich i chose to do wheelies on public roads and become a menance to society for fun.

i have sexual intercourse with several different women each month (i cant help it if women love me)

i vandalize property that does not belong to me because i hate other people who are not like me

i lie and steal

i hurt people that deserve it

i swear non stop

when someone disrepects me face to face, i have a tendancy to introduce my fist to that persons face...

i guess you can say im violent...

im always right, it does not matter what you say to me, whatever i say...i am right!

i drink alcohol way to much, wich causes me to do things that are funny

i lie to women every day

i have my own set of beliefs (sorry, but to me science is everything...flame me all you want...but hard proof/evidence is all it takes to convince me)

guess my gurdian angels have been converted to little wee devils

Uh huh. I see. God is certainly listening to your confession, friend.

after all...only god can judge me...right? i even have that tattoo'd on my body along with several angels on my back

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!! Hit the brakes, pal. Where in the Bible does it say that only God can judge?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: why

why do i do the things i do?
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Brag? Because your' a luzer who doesn't have anything going for yourself.

[stewie the fool]

why do i do the things i do?

i have a car that i push to the limits on a daily basis, exceeding the speed limits any car should be driven at.

i have a "rice rocket" motorcycle in wich i chose to do wheelies on public roads and become a menance to society for fun.

i have sexual intercourse with several different women each month (i cant help it if women love me)

i vandalize property that does not belong to me because i hate other people who are not like me

i lie and steal

i hurt people that deserve it

i swear non stop

when someone disrepects me face to face, i have a tendancy to introduce my fist to that persons face...

i guess you can say im violent...

im always right, it does not matter what you say to me, whatever i say...i am right!

i drink alcohol way to much, wich causes me to do things that are funny

i lie to women every day

i have my own set of beliefs (sorry, but to me science is everything...flame me all you want...but hard proof/evidence is all it takes to convince me)

guess my gurdian angels have been converted to little wee devils

after all...only god can judge me...right? i even have that tattoo'd on my body along with several angels on my back


but hey! at least im not gay!!!