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  • #46
    Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!

    I resent that. My grandmother has volunteered at her church since before I was born and is the kindest, most loving lady I have ever known, and will not have you saying that she is not a true Christian because she isn't in the peak of health.

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    • #47
      Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!

      I might have to go with Lisa and say your grandma was probably lazy. I offer my condolences on your grandmother's death if she really did help the church. She must have done something wrong eventually and get punished by the Lord.

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      • #48
        Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!

        Originally posted by SeekingMySalvation View Post
        I resent that. My grandmother has volunteered at her church since before I was born and is the kindest, most loving lady I have ever known, and will not have you saying that she is not a true Christian because she isn't in the peak of health.
        If you resent that, then it is really God you resent, for He is the one who commands us to hate fat people.

        Deuteronomy 21:20-21 (King James Version) 20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.


        Proverbs 23:21 (King James Version) 21For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.


        Proverbs 30:21-22 (King James Version) 21For three things the earth is disquieted, and for four which it cannot bear: 22For a servant when he reigneth; and a fool when he is filled with meat;
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • #49
          Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!

          Originally posted by SeekingMySalvation View Post
          I resent that. My grandmother has volunteered at her church since before I was born and is the kindest, most loving lady I have ever known, and will not have you saying that she is not a true Christian because she isn't in the peak of health.
          According to Deuteronomy 7:15, she probably isn't a True Christian.

          And the LORD will take away from thee all sickness, and will put none of the evil diseases of Egypt, which thou knowest, upon thee; but will lay them upon all them that hate thee.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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          • #50
            Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!

            She is not fat, and is in good physical shape, but her mind troubles us, as she has had several strokes in the past few years.

            If true Christians do not become ill, how do they die?

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            • #51
              Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!

              Originally posted by SeekingMySalvation View Post
              She is not fat, and is in good physical shape, but her mind troubles us, as she has had several strokes in the past few years.

              If true Christians do not become ill, how do they die?
              Jesus kills us all, when He sees fit. Shout GLORY!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #52
                Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!

                ...So they drop dead? Die in their sleep? I'm asking if dying from illness is proof of not being a good Christian. If my grandmother dies of a stroke, is that okay? My grandfather died of cancer. What about that?

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                • #53
                  Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!

                  Originally posted by SeekingMySalvation View Post
                  ...So they drop dead? Die in their sleep? I'm asking if dying from illness is proof of not being a good Christian. If my grandmother dies of a stroke, is that okay? My grandfather died of cancer. What about that?
                  What does your local pastor say about this?

                  And what does this have to do with the topic at hand?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #54
                    Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!

                    Nothing at all, but I'm trying to reach out for an answer from anyone.

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                    • #55
                      Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!

                      We are giving you answers, retard. Your grandma was not a True Christian therefore God gave her illness to die a slow, painful death.

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                      • #56
                        Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!

                        Originally posted by Justin Z View Post
                        We are giving you answers, retard. Your grandma was not a True Christian therefore God gave her illness to die a slow, painful death.
                        Jesus punishes the wicked, here and in HELL!

                        Jesus loves Dick



                        Cheney/Palin 2012

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                        • #57
                          Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!

                          I thought Becon made you gain weight. Wow, il start eating these with my eggs next week.
                          Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                          • #58
                            Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!

                            Originally posted by Sidoain View Post
                            I thought Becon made you gain weight. Wow, il start eating these with my eggs next week.
                            Never heard of Atkins? Even our grandmothers knew that too much starch is what makes you fat.
                            Drama queen

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                            • #59
                              Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!

                              You shuld ALL be ashenmed
                              on your selves
                              On a God's church web site?
                              ?on jesus crist presents?
                              to write things like thees?
                              such haterate?
                              and bigassy?
                              UNBELIVIBLE

                              Don’t Do Unto Others As They May Decide to Do Unto You
                              (The Sermon On The Mount - The Golden Rule (Mt 7:12))
                              He will rise again

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                              • #60
                                Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!

                                Originally posted by buttercupe View Post
                                You shuld ALL be ashenmed
                                on your selves
                                On a God's church web site?
                                ?on jesus crist presents?
                                to write things like thees?
                                such haterate?
                                and bigassy?
                                UNBELIVIBLE

                                Don’t Do Unto Others As They May Decide to Do Unto You
                                (The Sermon On The Mount - The Golden Rule (Mt 7:12))
                                You didn't do well on your first post. An infraction already. Looks like you are going forward in a negative direction.

                                Now go to the Introduction forum and introduce yourself. Are you male, female or both?
                                The introduction forum Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

                                Then maybe you can ask a 6 year old who can operate a computer to explain what the Quote button on the bottom of every post is for. Pray to Baby Jesus to give you the brains to know how and when [always] to use it.
                                YiJC, BS

                                II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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