What are you Thankful For this year?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, let us have a thread filled with the warmth of the Love of Christ(tm) and giving Thanksgiving:

4Enter into his gates with thanksgiving, and into his courts with praise: be thankful unto him, and bless his name.

Personally this year I am thankful for the 15% increase in Exxon-Mobile stocks. Truly the Lord blesses those who trust in Him to bless their stock portfolio. Why this year alone I had to dig up my Olympic-sized swimming pool to get room for a second garage for my hummers!

And you, Brothers and Sisters in Christ, what are you thankful for this year?

[Annabel Lee]

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I remember reading this outside a church one time on my way to my aunt and uncle's house for Thanksgiving one year:

If you don't think you have anything to be thankful for... check your pulse!

I think it says alot.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: What are you Thankful For this year?

You're *thankful* that we haven't been Raptured out of here yet? Personally, as long as I have a pulse I will never be Truly Happy(r) -- only when I go Home(tm) will I be happy, Praise Jesus!

[Brother Lindh]

Re: What are you Thankful For this year?

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, let us have a thread filled with the warmth of the Love of Christ™ and giving Thanksgiving:



Personally this year I am thankful for the 15% increase in Exxon-Mobile stocks. Truly the Lord blesses those who trust in Him to bless their stock portfolio. Why this year alone I had to dig up my Olympic-sized swimming pool to get room for a second garage for my hummers!

And you, Brothers and Sisters in Christ, what are you thankful for this year?

I am thankful that my teeth are about the right size for most necks. Also I am thankful for when the sun goes down.
Praise Jesus and the Godly Pastor Pistle!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What are you Thankful For this year?

I'm thankful for more than 3,100 dead idolators. Thank you Jesus.

Also, a friend of mine recently got me a snazzy new bookmark for my KJV. I don't want to sound too materialist or greedy or anything, but if you saw this thing, well, it's just a really nice bookmark is all. Just a really considerate, well-thought out gift. So yeah, between the new bookmark and the dead dotheads, I'd say life is pretty sweet right about now.

[Satan's Spam Boy 666]

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How does it feel to be banded spamming scum? BJ Tabor

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: What are you Thankful For this year?

I am thankful for my wonderful, Godly husband, Mr. Whitford, and will pray extra hard that the coming year will be the year God blesses me and allows me to provide him with the son he deserves (and saves me through childbirth in the process).

[Seeker]

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Right here shows the war on terror and thankful and the US is winning! Democracy we love to share in a foreign nation and they get it! Pass the turkey, please...and vodka

Update today..

31 troops killed this month

3,875 troops killed since the war started

28,530 troops wounded



God bless the USA! Amen!

[Seeker]

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Oh Lee Greenwood's song. At one time it had a meaning.

Let us rejoice and be proud. This video is missing something... Blue's Clue's could fill in the blank. Pass a hankie now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZf619DIpo

Okay.....I am trying to be thankful! What can I say. I just got my personal property taxes on the house and cars today.

I guess thankful that I do own cars and a house, otherwise they could not tax me on this...

Bless our gov and I pray for them daily. I hope you all do too! This is freedom.

[Chezund Rice]

Thanksgiving

I'd like to give thanks to the Lord for seeing fit to tell the University of Nebraska Chancellor to fire that there damn fool of an Athletic Director.
I'd also like to give thanks to the Lord for him to git the new Athletic Director to fire that there Cath-o-lick clown of a football coach so's that he gits back to Notre Dame or one of those other so-called institutins of higher learn'in.

Moderator note: The unsaved trash are asked not to start a new thread that merely duplicates one started by a Godly True Christian™.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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Today on my way to work I saw a hobo Injun on the street, sleeping in a pile of his own filth with a ragged cardboard sign that read "American Indian, needs money for food". Instead of dropping money into his empty Stag Chili can, which he undoubtedly would have spent on more firewater, I dropped a note that read "You're Welcome- White People". Hopefully it will inspire this young Injun to get off the fire water and get a real job outside the casino or recreational vehicle taco-stand service.

For everything that us True Americans(TM) (white people) have to be thankful for, I believe we need to take into account all that our inferior brown skinned friends who warmed up America for us, like a dog keeps a couch cushion warm while his master is up getting a beer, have done. Because if it weren't for them we wouldn't have such luxuries that we enjoy today such as racially insensitive sports franchises and college mascots, Indian gaming, and the Trail of Tears; a great outdoor hiking spot that promotes exercise and good health today, just as it did in the 1800's.

So this Thanksgiving, try and remember the native Americans of this country who have sacrificed so little to be a part of our society. Because of white European conquest they get to enjoy such lucrative jobs as shampoo testers and janitors.

[SUV]

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Wellll, I got so Ill reading Brother Wash's post about the Injun "people" WHO TRIED TO TAKE OVER OUR GREAT NATION BEFORE WE EVEN GOT HERE! that I wasn't sure I could even post. But I'll give it a Shot.

I'm actually most Thankful for the day after Thanksgiving.

That's Right: BLACK FRIDAY!!!!!!! Outta my way, you un$avED athians!!!!!

I'm also Greatful that travel, despite high gas prices, is actually up 1.5% this year. Way to go, True Christians!!!!! FAMILY rules!!!!!

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I am thankful that....

Thanks to the steady leadership of Our Godly Commander-in-Chief, there are approximately 600,000 fewer potential Iraqi terrorists disgracing the Earth.

Godly Rev. Mike Huckabee is surging in the polls.

Phony soldiers are being rooted out of Our Military through attrition.

Sen. Larry Craig remains in congress to fight scurrilous and completely erroneous LIEberal smears and accusations.

Our government is listening to all phone conversations, examining all e-mails, and indefinitely imprisoning people that could be considered suspicious to keep us safe from terrorists that want to destroy our freedoms.

GLORY!!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: What are you Thankful For this year?

Pardon me for gloating, but I am so thankful that my son Skeeter became the lead tire technician at our friendly Wal-Mart Tire & Lube Center. Skeeter is trying to introduce a new policy to refuse selling tires to owners of Cadillac Escalades with 22 inch gold spoke wheels who use food stamps to purchase groceries.

PS I am also thankful that our Sister Thumper has never cooked a steak for my husband Elmer as I know I can't cook a steak like Thumper can.

[Epiphany (On Moderation)]

Re: What are you Thankful For this year?

My life, my family's, and my friends' of course!