[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Seriously?

Is your ommy proud of you, that you harass non-christians, as well as gays, jews, blacks and even other christians because they don't share your beliefs?

Let's see, I'm on a Christian church forum, with people who share my beliefs; YOU are joining, unwelcome and uninvited, to insult us for not believing what you believe.

Who's harassing, now?

I'm not going into gay bars and harassing people there.

Am I spamming now? Or am I trying to start an honest debate? Your call. I don't even know why I'm bothering, you're all massive twats anyway. I'm bi and I'm proud,

So you can't even decide if you're gay or not. God hates the lukewarm; He will not swallow YOU!

Revelation 3:16
So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

[handmaiden]

Re: Seriously?

So, Comrade Brody, it seems to me that you are comfortable accepting God's Word when it comes to the treatment of women who have been raped, as well as God's total destruction of those who would rape men.

I make this assumption based on the fact that you make noises saying "I'm a Christian" and the fact that you have not chaffed in the least to some of the
Biblical references included earlier, such as Deutronomy 22 and the like.

It is a good sign that you do not bridle at God's declaration of what is right and wrong in these instances. Or, it is very odd. Because without listing every single verse, I am fairly certain that the Bible has more to say on the subject of homosexual activity than it does on rape. The sheer content of verses dealing with the former subject rather than the latter would suggest what God really cares about.

The Bible has so much wisdom to offer on so many subjects that it is easy to become overwhelmed. God, however, makes it relatively easy on us to remember the really important stuff by repeating it on more than one occasion in some rather strongly worded language.

Many of those verses have been listed for your benefit in earlier posts. You have not directly addressed a single one. You just blurt out things like, "I'm bi and proud" and, "I'm a Christian."

You are so single minded on the bi thing that you don't have a clue on what it means to be a Christian.

No one here with any honest knowledge of the Bible can resolve the disconnect between your two statements for you.

No one here is going to encourage you to continue in your bi activities while remaining so monumentally ignorant of the Bible.

Read the Bible and see what it has to say on the subject. Then look God in the eye and boast of your binary tendencies.

It cannot be done by anyone with any claim to intelligence, Bible literacy, rational ability or a fully functioning brain. If you sleep worship, it's a long shot.

Sooner or later, you have to wake up.

Flatly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Adrien Brody]

Re: Seriously?

is heaven really worth it then?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Seriously?

Am I spamming now? Or am I trying to start an honest debate? Your call. I don't even know why I'm bothering, you're all massive twats anyway. I'm bi and I'm proud,

This is not a debate site, missy.

The fact that you are proud of your confusion is disturbing.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Jedediah]

Re: Seriously?

But I am

If you don't follow every word of the Holy Bible (KJV 1611), then you are not a True Christian™. People who just call themselves "Christian" to impress other people will writhe in agony for all eternity in the lake of fire just the same as atheists, witches, warlocks, buddhists, and muslims.

You follow a false Christ that exists only in your sorely deluded imagination.

Matthew 24:24
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

If you do not change your evil ways, ignoring the instructions God left for us in the Bible, then when you die, your false hippy Christ will reveal his true demon form to you. He will laugh at you for being so foolish in the life God gave to you as to be led astray by false deceivers and their false doctrines. He will grab you by the ankle, spin you around, and hurtle you into a black abyss, where you will endure infinite torments.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Seriously?

But I am

As Sister Handmaiden pointed out, if you are going to hell, you are not a Christian.

You are aware of what the Bible says about being a sodomite, yes?

[Adrien Brody]

Re: Seriously?

If you are bi you cannot be a True Christian.

But I am

[Jedediah]

Re: Seriously?

Is your ommy proud of you, that you harass non-christians, as well as gays, jews, blacks and even other christians because they don't share your beliefs?

What you mistake for harassment is actually True Christian Love™. If we didn't care about you, we would just ignore you as you wallow in sin while we are assured of our place in Heaven, at the bosom of Jesus. But because we love you, we chasten and scourge you, that you may realize the error of your ways and accept Jesus as your personal LORD and Savior.

Hebrews 12:5-8
And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him: For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

Tell me, lady, if your house were on fire while you slept inside, what would you want me to do? Would you want me to just nonchalantly walk on by? Would you rather me gently rap upon your door and mumble, "Excuse me; you should wake up and get outside."? Or would you rather me bust out your bedroom window and yell at you from the top of my lungs, "WAKE UP! WAKE UP! YOU ARE GOING TO BURN UNLESS YOU WAKE UP!"

Well let me tell you, lady; your spiritual house is on fire, and if you don't wake up and change your ways, you are going to burn for all eternity in the fiery depths of hell!

You will fall for what seems like days. Then you will feel it getting hotter, and you will see a small read dot off in the distance. As you fall closer to the red dot, your skin will blister from the heat, and the dot will grow larger. As you get closer and closer, you will see horned beasts flying above what appear to be the shapes of men and women thrashing around in a pool of lava. These are the souls of the damned, and you are on your way to joining them.

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Your skin will burn off. You will writhe in agony and gnash your teeth so hard they shatter. Oh, how you will scream and scream and scream. But no one is here to help you. You have already rejected Jesus, and now it is too late. The flying demons will swoop down upon you, lift you out of the molten lava, and tear you to shreds. This is their way of welcoming you to hell. You will instantly regenerate, only to suffer these and other, indescribable torments for eternity.

Isaiah 66:24
And they shall go forth, and look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall their fire be quenched; and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh.

But there is Good News! You still have a chance to avoid this fate if you repent of your wickedness, ask Jesus into your heart, be washed in His Blood, and live by every word contained in the Bible (KJV 1611). We love you as only a True Christian™ could, and we want you to join us in Heaven. Won't you please reconsider the path you are on and walk in the ways of True Christianity™?

[handmaiden]

Re: Seriously?

Am I spamming now? Or am I trying to start an honest debate? Your call. I don't even know why I'm bothering, you're all massive twats anyway. I'm bi and I'm proud,

If you are bi you cannot be a True Christian. Your opinions and behaviors are not in line with the commands given by the God of the Holy Bible.

The statement that I have made is not open to debate. If someone IS stubborn enought to debate it , though, they had better have their Bible at the ready.


Bibically Yours,

Handmaiden

[James Dewitt]

Re: Seriously?

Is your ommy proud of you, that you harass non-christians, as well as gays, jews, blacks and even other christians because they don't share your beliefs?

Watch your racist comments, we do not tolerate that sort of thing.

[Adrien Brody]

Re: Seriously?

Um, I'm sorry, were WE the ones spamming a forum because we didn't agree with YOUR beliefs?

Am I spamming now? Or am I trying to start an honest debate? Your call. I don't even know why I'm bothering, you're all massive twats anyway. I'm bi and I'm proud,

[handmaiden]

Re: Seriously?

Is your ommy proud of you, that you harass non-christians, as well as gays, jews, blacks and even other christians because they don't share your beliefs?

It is not harassment if two or more like-minded people get together in their own location to share their common views.

When someone from outside the group bursts in and attempts to take over the conversation, offers the intellectual equivalent of farting noises as protest and rather clumsily "corrects" everyone, that is harassment.


Forthrightly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Seriously?

Is your ommy proud of you, that you harass non-christians, as well as gays, jews, blacks and even other christians because they don't share your beliefs?

Um, I'm sorry, were WE the ones spamming a forum because we didn't agree with YOUR beliefs?

[Adrien Brody]

Re: Seriously?

Is your Mommy proud of you, that you harass Christians because they don't share your perverted beliefs?

Is your ommy proud of you, that you harass non-christians, as well as gays, jews, blacks and even other christians because they don't share your beliefs?

[handmaiden]

Re: Seriously?

To the little trolberts peppering this thread with their pestering comments.

Are you kidding? Do you care nothing about the state of religious discourse in this country?

Jesus didn't speak to the issue of rape because it was covered thoroughly in the Old Testament. Check out Deuteronomy 22.

Rape of females is a serious property crime against men and God makes clear dispensation on how it is to be handled.

Rape of men is so ugly in God's eyes that He will bless virtually any actions that a man takes to avoid it. Please read the story of Lot. In fact, even though the citizens of Sodom had been engaging in their filth for quite some time, God was willing to let them wallow for awhile until they threatened gay rape upon God's Own.

Then God destroyed an entire city.

People who wink and snicker at gay sex are one thing. People who insist that the God of the Holy Bible loves gays and wants them to be like that are the stupidest, most ill-informed people of all time throughout all history!

So, my little snot-nosed, poopy-pants, if you don't support our work, that's your choice. But do not come here, into our forum where we work fervently to promote basic Bible literacy and wipe your drool over every post.

Really, I can even tolerate disrespect better if it's written with a modicum of wit.

Sternly Yours,

Handmaiden