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  • Danny-Jones
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    • Oct 2010
    • 16

    #1

    My coworker doesn't live with anyone? Is he a homosexual?

    As explained in a previous post, my unsaved wife has taken away the main source of my family's income. Lest she burn in hell and get a job, I took a job at a nearby office building and started spending seven hours a day with heathens.

    One coworker in particular, who we'll call Quentin Price (his real name) was engaging in conversation with me when he said something about his home, or house, or something. I asked him about his wife. He says he wasn't married, which is fine because he is only about 19 or 20.

    So, I assumed he lived with his parents until he found a suitable wife (I got married much younger than him but the prevalence of Satanic whores these days means I don't blame for having to look for a couple of years). I asked him if he did, but he said he lived by himself!

    He also said that until he got his promotion, he to have A MALE ROOMMATE to help pay the rent (apparently because the 'neighbourhood is expensive').

    I hightailed out of the break room. I was shaking so badly at having been in such close proximity to a homosexual.

    Is Quentin a gay, or just unsaved? If so, what exactly makes Quentin thirst for male anus? How can I cure him without 'breaching social protocol'?
  • Raimund
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2010
    • 182

    #2
    Re: My coworker doesn't live with anyone? Is he a homosexual?

    Originally posted by Danny-Jones View Post
    As explained in a previous post, my unsaved wife has taken away the main source of my family's income. Lest she burn in hell and get a job, I took a job at a nearby office building and started spending seven hours a day with heathens.

    One coworker in particular, who we'll call Quentin Price (his real name) was engaging in conversation with me when he said something about his home, or house, or something. I asked him about his wife. He says he wasn't married, which is fine because he is only about 19 or 20.

    So, I assumed he lived with his parents until he found a suitable wife (I got married much younger than him but the prevalence of Satanic whores these days means I don't blame for having to look for a couple of years). I asked him if he did, but he said he lived by himself!

    He also said that until he got his promotion, he to have A MALE ROOMMATE to help pay the rent (apparently because the 'neighbourhood is expensive').

    I hightailed out of the break room. I was shaking so badly at having been in such close proximity to a homosexual.

    Is Quentin a gay, or just unsaved? If so, what exactly makes Quentin thirst for male anus? How can I cure him without 'breaching social protocol'?
    Danny Jones, sounds to me like you are on a witch hunt, just calm down a second, let's figure this out together here: First of all, your buddy only stated that he had a male roommate to help pay the bills till he got his promotion, at no point did he admit to being a flamming faggot, now did he?, let's not assume, just in case you did not know, the word assume, reads like this: ASS/U/ME, do you see it, you make an a§§ of yourself by running out like a ball-less coward, even if he was to have told you that he is a queer, you need to stand up to him and all queers and tell him that what he does is not normal, and that aids is the final word of God, it's your duty as a man to correct the dysfunctional loosers of society, but the point here is that you made an assumption, bad move on your part, now, are feeling a little rediculous?, you should be, so now just go back to work and just ask him to his face, chances are that he will be honest, remember that queers love to defy all real men and God, they enjoy the freedom of openly flaunting their sickness to all, and God forbid that his balls are bigger than your, because you just may be the next roommate feeling his balls banging against your a§§hole, lol.

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    • Wash O'Hanley
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      • Sep 2006
      • 2126

      #3
      Re: My coworker doesn't live with anyone? Is he a homosexual?

      It sounds like you have a grade-A queermo on your hands. Shout Bible verses at him during work hours until he accepts Christ. In fact, just shout Bible verses at the entire office, it sounds like they are all unsaved.
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      • HTannor
        America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2612

        #4
        Re: My coworker doesn't live with anyone? Is he a homosexual?

        Originally posted by Danny-Jones View Post
        How can I cure him without 'breaching social protocol'?

        The first step is to protect yourself. Don't turn your back on him - ever!
        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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        • LordHaveMercy
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          • Oct 2010
          • 171

          #5
          Re: My coworker doesn't live with anyone? Is he a homosexual?

          Sometimes, the best defense against homersexuals is a good offense. The next time you go to the office, sneak up on him and whap him in the head really hard with the biggest Bible you own, and shout "God hates you! Thou shalt notlie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination!!" Stay away from me, you Queer!"

          It is good if you can quote a few more verses while brandishing your Book like it's a shield against all Evil. Which, of course it is. Make sure to clean any blood or hair off your Bible.
          He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
          God, Guns and BBQ make AMERICA great!

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