[lilith]

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Yeah. If someone like that ever came preaching to my door Daisy and Raptor would soon have a chunk of buttocks as a trophy and they would NEVER try that again

But surely Daisy & Raptor have better taste than that?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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AND being extremely patronising about it.

Yeah. If someone like that ever came preaching to my door Daisy and Raptor would soon have a chunk of buttocks as a trophy and they would NEVER try that again

[lilith]

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He was being insufferable, Pastor Al.

You folk at landover are honest about your beliefs and truly know what it is you follow (as brutal as it is) whereas this guy was trying to make christianity something IT IS NOT!

AND being extremely patronising about it.

Um...Pastor Al? Don't hold your breath will you.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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You see? Christ is coming into her black heart. She will be a TRUE CHRISTIAN(TM) soon and then we can be about the business of converting Lilith.

He was being insufferable, Pastor Al.

You folk at landover are honest about your beliefs and truly know what it is you follow (as brutal as it is) whereas this guy was trying to make christianity something IT IS NOT!

[Witch Hammer]

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Can I have access to my avatar? I dont like this one the mods assigned for me.

Oh please don't let him change his avatar! It is perfect just the way it is!

Fish, quit whining and thank The Lord you're even allowed to post here! Sinner...

[Enobarbus]

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Rachael Van HellBound!

you became a

???

since when ? and how?

and you are a proud pagan, as am I. well praise the stars! there is hope for us all.

Star Finder!

Your name was coloured green! Not any longer.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I believe Rachael, of all people, has pointed this out to him already.

You see? Christ is coming into her black heart. She will be a TRUE CHRISTIAN(TM) soon and then we can be about the business of converting Lilith.

[Enobarbus]

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Yes, there is. Just one. Can you look in your Bible to see what it is?

I believe Rachael, of all people, has pointed this out to him already.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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LOL whatever...

Jesus loves you, no really, he does. And there is no sin he can't forgive.

Yes, there is. Just one. Can you look in your Bible to see what it is?

[Old Heller]

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You've been driving me mental all morning... And you ask 'why the anger?"

Jesus doesn't hate me or anyone.

That's as may be. But I don't like you very much.

[Star Finder]

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Rachael Van HellBound!

you became a

Senior Member

???

since when ? and how?

and you are a proud pagan, as am I. well praise the stars! there is hope for us all.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Don't mind that fishy homer my brothers, he's been persecuting me for my faith in Jesus all day.
Given opportunity, he will persecute us all.

Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.
But continue thou in the things which thou hast learned and hast been assured of, knowing of whom thou hast learned them;
And that from a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus.
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.
2 Timothy 3:12-17

It is obvious that he hates Jesus and our right to religious freedom; to worship Jesus as He is meant to be worshipped.
We don't put tradition over Jesus commanments like satan wants, that's why the homer is angry.
He mocks Jesus and advocates a false gospel. He's nothing short of an antichrist, really.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Rachel, do you know what blaspheming the Holy Spirit is? I'm not the one comitting that sin, all these people around us in this forum are. They have heard the gospel yet choose to ignore it and go one step further, they scoff and mock it.

How we ignore Christ's gospel friend? We love our Christian neigboors and hate the sinful world as He commands. Were is this ignoring or mocking gospel?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Rachel, do you know what blaspheming the Holy Spirit is? I'm not the one comitting that sin, all these people around us in this forum are. They have heard the gospel yet choose to ignore it and go one step further, they scoff and mock it.

Listen pinhead, we are very tolerant people because Jesus commands us to make every effort to bring you to Salvation. But you are crossing the line here, even for a false Christian. You have earned yourself a sack of shiny new infraction points, and I am thinking that you won't be with us much longer. How dare you accuse God's favorite Church of ignoring the Word of God? We ARE the Word of God, demon!

As for replacing your avatar, are you ashamed of your looks? If God saw fit to make you look like that, then who are you to whine about it?

It sounds to me like you really hate Jesus.

[Glendora Christianson]

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Yet strangely,there's a distinct lack of lightning bolts striking these scoffers & mockers.
In fact....they seem to be enjoying themselves immensely.

A fact only because Jesus loves LBC members the most, Lilith. Mr. Fish represents the worst of feel-good liberal false-Christian superstition. Our Lord, Jesus Christ will continue to pummel our Worldly home with disasters untill these false-Christians repent...

6:14 Ye shall not go after other gods, of the gods of the people which are round about you; 6:15 (For the LORD thy God is a jealous God among you) lest the anger of the LORD thy God be kindled against thee, and destroy thee from off the face of the earth.

...Now, why else would the news be filled with such terrible things each day . . . certainly not because of US!