[SalvationSeeker]

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Hahahahahaha are you serious? You live in a closet? Dude Jesus said keep your prayers private dont make a show of it, not in a bloody linen closet in the dark.

Really, you need to study the American language.
My prayers ARE private, I'm not visibly praying in front of anyone.
The fact that I pray should hardly be news however, oh wait maybe it is for a FALSE CHRISTIAN such as yourself who never prays...
And never gives our Lord Jesus any praise either.

You filthy cathylicker...
I think it's time you get lost and go to hell, you've proven your stupidity and ignorance beyond any kind of doubt.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: This avatar

I never try to leave my prayer closet at all, as I'm commanded to pray unceasingly, so I have my computer in here and I'm praying as I'm typing this.

Hahahahahaha are you serious? You live in a closet? Dude Jesus said keep your prayers private dont make a show of it, not in a bloody linen closet in the dark.

[SalvationSeeker]

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3 : a place of retreat or privacy Did Jesus ever get inside a linen closet or whatever to pray? No, He went into privacy usually some distance away from His disciples.

Haven't you been paying attention, homer?
Jesus says go into a closet (a place for privacy, where you will be ALONE) SHUT THE DOOR, and THEN pray.

A room could mean anything, you want to be able to pray in the middle of a room filled with people, but Jesus doesn't allow it!
I try to never leave my prayer closet at all, as I'm commanded to pray unceasingly, so I have my computer in here and I'm praying as I'm typing this.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: This avatar

No, you don't get it.. It's not the same as any room, retard.
Your knowledge of the American language is obviously as bad as your knowledge of the Bible (KJV1611)



^ From Merriam-Webster Online Dictonary.
http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/closet

3 : a place of retreat or privacy Did Jesus ever get inside a linen closet or whatever to pray? No, He went into privacy usually some distance away from His disciples.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: This avatar

Now I get it. The word 'closet' is translated into contemporary English as 'room'. A closet must have been the terminology of the 1600's for a room. We don't speak "Ye olde English" anymore buddy.

No, you don't get it.. It's not the same as any room, retard.
Your knowledge of the American language is obviously as bad as your knowledge of the Bible (KJV1611)

1 a : an apartment or small room for privacy b : a monarch's or official's private chamber
2 : a cabinet or recess for especially china, household utensils, or clothing
3 : a place of retreat or privacy
4 : WATER CLOSET
5 : a state or condition of secrecy, privacy, or obscurity <came out of the closet>
- clos·et·ful /-"ful/ noun

^ From Merriam-Webster Online Dictonary.
http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/closet

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: This avatar

A closet which you pray in, duh!
I bet you pray in the city square though, to show everyone oh-how-pious-you-are, you hypocrite!
You have your reward then, but it will not be the reward of Heaven.

And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are:
For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret;
And thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
Matthew 6:5-6

Now I get it. The word 'closet' is translated into contemporary English as 'room'. A closet must have been the terminology of the 1600's for a room. We don't speak "Ye olde English" anymore buddy.

[SalvationSeeker]

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What the heck is a prayer closet?

A closet which you pray in, duh!
I bet you pray in the city square though, to show everyone oh-how-pious-you-are, you hypocrite!
You have your reward then, but it will not be the reward of Heaven.

And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are:
For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret;
And thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
Matthew 6:5-6

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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You should take better care of yourself, Brother. Get plenty of sleep, drink prune juice every day, and spend an hour each day AT LEAST in your prayer closet.

What the heck is a prayer closet?

[SUV]

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Can I have access to my avatar? I dont like this one the mods assigned for me.

Sirs: When you get out of the State of Tennessee (that Sinful place is half "Church" of Christ! Not at all 100% Baptist like Landover!) I'm sure Pastor will Bless you with a new avatar. (I know you are from there, as I've seen faces similar to yours many times there.)

PS What is so wrong with your avatar anyway, that you dare contradict Pastor's wisdom? Are you Angry because there isn't a Bible also showing in the picture? As soon as you sign a Nice Tithing Agreement, I'm sure Pastor will paint one into your current avatar in celebration.

PS Merry Christmas!!!

SUV

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: This avatar

I didn't want to complain or anything, but I have the slightest request with regards to my avatar.
The thing is that I'm only 19, and that picture looks a little old for 19.

You should take better care of yourself, Brother. Get plenty of sleep, drink prune juice every day, and spend an hour each day AT LEAST in your prayer closet.

[Student of Landover]

Re: This avatar

I didn't want to complain or anything, but I have the slightest request with regards to my avatar.
The thing is that I'm only 19, and that picture looks a little old for 19.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: This avatar

But surely Daisy & Raptor have better taste than that?

They do. That's why they spit it right back out again and it becomes trophy.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: This avatar

DAMN YOU! SELL YOUR CATS TO THE CHINK RESTAURANTS! BABY JESUS NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES!

[lilith]

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At some time you must finally realize that JESUS sent you here for a dose of SALVATION. Surely you can see the difference between that and being sent to the wharf bars by SATAN for a dose of the clap.

It's very simple, really. Sell all your shares and anything else you have which can be sold legally. Send that money to me with an estimate of what amount you can tithe on a monthly basis, and we will work out a Salvation(TM) plan for you.

Ok let's see. Shares,that would be...um..$00.00
Anything which can be sold...legally. So that's another big fat zero then.

And that would be assuming I actually have any intention of becoming a xtian. Which I don't.
You know I've got this allergy to prayers,hymns - anything christian

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Um...Pastor Al? Don't hold your breath will you.

At some time you must finally realize that JESUS sent you here for a dose of SALVATION. Surely you can see the difference between that and being sent to the wharf bars by SATAN for a dose of the clap.

It's very simple, really. Sell all your shares and anything else you have which can be sold legally. Send that money to me with an estimate of what amount you can tithe on a monthly basis, and we will work out a Salvation(TM) plan for you.