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  • Fish
    Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
    On the point of being banned for lying and libel
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Oct 2006
    • 318

    #16
    Re: This avatar

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Don't bother trying to convert me, not interested. I'm here for debate and debate only.
    Hey, I'm not here to judge...

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    • SalvationSeeker
      True Christian™ Theologian
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 3892

      #17
      Re: This avatar

      Originally posted by Fish View Post
      I see you're an expert...
      Even she knows the Bible better than you!

      You're a joke, but trust me, the LORD doesn't find you funny.
      He finds you an abomination and a false teacher.
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Fish
        Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
        On the point of being banned for lying and libel
        Foul Sinner on Moderation
        • Oct 2006
        • 318

        #18
        Re: This avatar

        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
        Even she knows the Bible better than you!
        I won't comment because I don't know her.

        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
        You're a joke, but trust me, the LORD doesn't find you funny.
        He finds you an abomination and a false teacher.
        How do you know that, did He tell you this?

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        • SalvationSeeker
          True Christian™ Theologian
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #19
          Re: This avatar

          Originally posted by Fish View Post
          I won't comment because I don't know her.



          How do you know that, did He tell you this?

          You contradict the Word of God, thus you are a false teacher.
          You give false witness and you sow discord, thus you are an abomination, as the verse I showed you earlier clearly states.
          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 10-13-2006, 06:27 AM.
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • Petal
            LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 991

            #20
            Re: This avatar

            Originally posted by Mrs.Van Hellbounds View Post
            Maybe fish is another 40 year old virgin like Narrowpathy? It seems there are some similarities there .
            i be watchin MrFish closely, Mrs.Hellsingers but not to closely, i not want to sees no posturpedick lurve in his posts

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            • Fish
              Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
              On the point of being banned for lying and libel
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Oct 2006
              • 318

              #21
              Re: This avatar

              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
              You contradict the Word of God, thus you are a false teacher.
              You give false witness and you sow discord, thus you are an abomination, as the verse I showed you earlier clearly states.
              LOL whatever...

              Jesus loves you, no really, he does. And there is no sin he can't forgive.

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              • SalvationSeeker
                True Christian™ Theologian
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 3892

                #22
                Re: This avatar

                Originally posted by Fish View Post
                LOL whatever...

                Jesus loves you, no really, he does. And there is no sin he can't forgive.
                Yes, I know Jesus loves me.
                That's why I'm one of His chosen elect.

                But there is a sin He doesn't forgive, blasphemy against the holy ghost..
                Which you have commited.


                Why don't you try reading the Bible?
                You might be surprised to find out just how wrong you are.

                BTW Always capitalise He when talking about Jesus!
                Your disrespect for Him is disgusting!
                Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 10-13-2006, 06:38 AM.
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • Fish
                  Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                  On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 318

                  #23
                  Re: This avatar

                  Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                  But there is a sin He doesn't forgive, blasphemy against the holy ghost..
                  Which you have commited.

                  Why don't you try reading the Bible?
                  You might be surprised to find out just how wrong you are.
                  You forgot to tell me to tithe to Landover as well.

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #24
                    Re: This avatar

                    Originally posted by Fish View Post
                    LOL whatever...

                    Jesus loves you, no really, he does. And there is no sin he can't forgive.
                    Oh really?

                    Matthew 12:31 31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.

                    Matthew 12:32 32And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.

                    And there is a whole lot of other instances I could post but don't have the time right now. Maybe someone else here can do it.
                    sigpic
                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • SalvationSeeker
                      True Christian™ Theologian
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3892

                      #25
                      Re: This avatar

                      Originally posted by Fish View Post
                      You forgot to tell me to tithe to Landover as well.

                      Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me.
                      But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
                      Malachi 3:8
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • Fish
                        Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                        On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                        Foul Sinner on Moderation
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 318

                        #26
                        Re: This avatar

                        Rachel, do you know what blaspheming the Holy Spirit is? I'm not the one comitting that sin, all these people around us in this forum are. They have heard the gospel yet choose to ignore it and go one step further, they scoff and mock it.

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                        • SalvationSeeker
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3892

                          #27
                          Re: This avatar

                          Originally posted by Fish View Post
                          They have heard the gospel yet choose to ignore it
                          No, it is YOUR gospel that we ignore, you accursed antichrist.
                          Because it is a FALSE gospel!

                          As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.
                          Galatians 1:9

                          Jesus DESPISE those who put their own traditions over His commandments like you do:

                          But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?
                          For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.
                          Matthew 15:3-4

                          And stop this crying, you're acting like a little homersexual.
                          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 10-13-2006, 07:03 AM.
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • lilith
                            Night Hag
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 1232

                            #28
                            Re: This avatar

                            Originally posted by Fish View Post
                            Rachel, do you know what blaspheming the Holy Spirit is? I'm not the one comitting that sin, all these people around us in this forum are. They have heard the gospel yet choose to ignore it and go one step further, they scoff and mock it.

                            Yet strangely,there's a distinct lack of lightning bolts striking these scoffers & mockers.
                            In fact....they seem to be enjoying themselves immensely.
                            In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                            • Glendora Christianson
                              Spiritual Mother of LBC
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2329

                              #29
                              Re: This avatar

                              Originally posted by lilith View Post
                              Yet strangely,there's a distinct lack of lightning bolts striking these scoffers & mockers.
                              In fact....they seem to be enjoying themselves immensely.
                              A fact only because Jesus loves LBC members the most, Lilith. Mr. Fish represents the worst of feel-good liberal false-Christian superstition. Our Lord, Jesus Christ will continue to pummel our Worldly home with disasters untill these false-Christians repent...

                              6:14 Ye shall not go after other gods, of the gods of the people which are round about you; 6:15 (For the LORD thy God is a jealous God among you) lest the anger of the LORD thy God be kindled against thee, and destroy thee from off the face of the earth.

                              ...Now, why else would the news be filled with such terrible things each day . . . certainly not because of US!
                              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #30
                                Re: This avatar

                                Originally posted by Fish View Post
                                Rachel, do you know what blaspheming the Holy Spirit is? I'm not the one comitting that sin, all these people around us in this forum are. They have heard the gospel yet choose to ignore it and go one step further, they scoff and mock it.
                                Listen pinhead, we are very tolerant people because Jesus commands us to make every effort to bring you to Salvation. But you are crossing the line here, even for a false Christian. You have earned yourself a sack of shiny new infraction points, and I am thinking that you won't be with us much longer. How dare you accuse God's favorite Church of ignoring the Word of God? We ARE the Word of God, demon!

                                As for replacing your avatar, are you ashamed of your looks? If God saw fit to make you look like that, then who are you to whine about it?

                                It sounds to me like you really hate Jesus.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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