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  • TheCuriousOne
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2010
    • 2

    #1

    I'm interested in becoming a christian.

    Hello,

    I am interested in becoming a christian. I decided to do this anonymously online, and found this site from a colleague. They told me that this place would really show me what I should do on my path to becoming a christian.

    I believe, that I have sinned greatly on my time on this earth. I have fought in a war, and killed innocent people. I did not know what I was doing as my time as a young soldier. When I got out of the military, I began an incestrious relationship with my homosexual father. This persisted for days and weeks before I got sick of it and left. I resided in a small Arizona town for the next years of my life, where I started robbing people. I was convicted once and put on probation. It's been some of the hardest sins of my life these past years, and I'm not sure where to go with it anymore. I feel my time as a soldier has ruined me and I don't know where to go from here.

    I need guidance from you fellow christians. I need help, I want to learn...

    Please, tell me where to go from here. I need all the advice I can get.

    Sincerely,


    George.
  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: I'm interested in becoming a christian.

    Originally posted by TheCuriousOne View Post
    Hello,

    I am interested in becoming a christian. I decided to do this anonymously online, and found this site from a colleague. They told me that this place would really show me what I should do on my path to becoming a christian.
    Praise! Correct.
    I believe, that I have sinned greatly on my time on this earth. I have fought in a war, and killed innocent people.
    Really? Who?

    Ecclesiastes 7:20 For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not.

    Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

    Killing the enemy in a time of war is no sin, quite the opposite.
    I did not know what I was doing as my time as a young soldier. When I got out of the military, I began an incestrious relationship with my homosexual father. This persisted for days and weeks before I got sick of it and left. I resided in a small Arizona town for the next years of my life, where I started robbing people. I was convicted once and put on probation. It's been some of the hardest sins of my life these past years, and I'm not sure where to go with it anymore. I feel my time as a soldier has ruined me and I don't know where to go from here.

    I need guidance from you fellow christians. I need help, I want to learn...

    Please, tell me where to go from here. I need all the advice I can get.

    Sincerely,


    George.
    Oh, that is pretty bad, but as long as you've never blasphemed against the Holy Ghost you should be fine. I'd advise you to start reading this thread, and let us know if you have any questions. Good luck!
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: I'm interested in becoming a christian.

      Well, if you want to be an anonymous Christian, I guess we can keep this little secret from God.


      Are you crazy? Keep it secret? God sees everything, you cannot hide from Him. He knows you've been touching your naughty parts late at night, you've forced Him to watch the same boring routine over and over and over again. Now you want to become a Christian but you do not want Him to find out? Doubtful.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • WhiteHat
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Oct 2010
        • 5

        #4
        Re: I'm interested in becoming a christian.

        Hey George
        that what I'll call you
        I'll hug you and squish you and call you Bush.

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        • TheCuriousOne
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Oct 2010
          • 2

          #5
          Re: I'm interested in becoming a christian.

          I just don't want people to know I'm a christian or becoming one.

          I can't masturbate while being a christian? Why is this, are you imposing this on me because that is your own beliefs??

          Tell me, I want you to watch an anal movie I will leave here to you and see what you have to say about it. Tell me you will not masturbate. You are oppressing your own bodily functions! This is madness! I will point you to the appropriate video immediately so you can come to your senses. You will thank me later. Please watch.

          <<<<<< Porn Link Deleted - Moderator >>>>>>
          This young woman is a christian! She is beautiful and artistic in her ways!

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          • David Micheal
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2010
            • 207

            #6
            Re: I'm interested in becoming a christian.

            Originally posted by TheCuriousOne View Post
            I just don't want people to know I'm a christian or becoming one.

            I can't masturbate while being a christian? Why is this, are you imposing this on me because that is your own beliefs??

            Tell me, I want you to watch an anal movie I will leave here to you and see what you have to say about it. Tell me you will not masturbate. You are oppressing your own bodily functions! This is madness! I will point you to the appropriate video immediately so you can come to your senses. You will thank me later. Please watch.

            <<<<<< Porn Link Deleted - Moderator >>>>>>
            This young woman is a christian! She is beautiful and artistic in her ways!
            What kind of sick person are you? That is if you are even a person and a homer sent by Satan to troll us.
            With practice and prayer you can stop masturbating and you will be thankful for it in the long run.

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            • landoverlover
              Also loves Jesus and America
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2010
              • 828

              #7
              Re: I'm interested in becoming a christian.

              Friend, don't be shy.

              Matthew 10:32 Whosoever therefore shall confess me before men, him will I confess also before my Father which is in heaven.

              Luke 12:3 Therefore whatsoever ye have spoken in darkness shall be heard in the light; and that which ye have spoken in the ear in closets shall be proclaimed upon the housetops.
              Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

              2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



              King James Bible v1611

              Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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