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  • Sidoain
    Unsaved trash, Hatian with the AIDS!
    • Jul 2009
    • 173
    #1

    Best way to lose weights.

    So i finally found the best way to lose weight. I always had been medium size, 200 lbs, 6.0. After 2 weeks of uising prayong to baby Jesus plus the gym, i now weight 180-190. There are 2 other stuff name God and Christ that im not really sure if its working. Il try to do more research on these when il get the time.

    We all know god hate fat ppl. So what are you waiting for? Please, dont come out with lifting bible make you lose weight since you are with god.

    Here are the reviews.

    For those that fear links for virus, il quote the whole text.

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    Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
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    • Palmer C. Eldrich
      Unsaved trash
      Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
       
      • Mar 2008
      • 349
      #2
      Re: Best way to lose weights.

      The only thing those berries did was under-nourish you. If you had only eaten watermelon for two weeks you probably would have lost the same weight.
      Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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        • Sidoain
          Unsaved trash, Hatian with the AIDS!
          • Jul 2009
          • 173
          #3
          Re: Best way to lose weights.

          Maybe, but this is better since its a mix of many other fruits into one pill or something. It also slow down aging so you can live longer.

          I did my reseach on colon cleanse and it also seem to work. You can take both CC and Acai verry during the evening.
          Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457
              #4
              Re: Best way to lose weights.

              If you are fat, it is because you do not tithe enough. If you were in Church praying like you should giving to help feed baby Jesus instead of stuffing your face with Clowny Cakes you would be trim. I am 240 pounds, but an 6'7" tall and nary an ounce of body fat. I can bench press over 300# (more when I was a youngster) and run ten miles every day, [s]chasing[s/]moving the field hands out of their spacious accommodations to the the peanut fields. Any money I do not need is given to the Church. We only buy the main staples of sustenance as prescribed by God. You morbidly obese people shame the human race. Your slow suicide. God sees what you are doing and I assure you he is not happy, not one bit.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29457
                  #5
                  Re: Best way to lose weights.

                  Originally posted by Sidoain View Post
                  Maybe, but this is better since its a mix of many other fruits into one pill or something. It also slow down aging so you can live longer.

                  I did my reseach on colon cleanse and it also seem to work. You can take both CC and Acai verry during the evening.
                  Son, doing drugs is bad. Stop now, before it is too late.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621
                      #6
                      Re: Best way to lose weights.

                      Friend, I hate to break it to you, but you're losing weight because God has given you the AIDS. I'm very sorry for you, but I don't think you should be actively recommending it to other people.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Jo Freddie
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                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339
                          #7
                          Re: Best way to lose weights.

                          I find a good way to lose weights is to put leave them on top of your car then drive off.
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                            • BelieverInGod
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                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269
                              #8
                              Re: Best way to lose weights.

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              I find a good way to lose weights is to put leave them on top of your car then drive off.
                              Okay, I guess that's more reliable than my idea of putting them in your luggage on an over seas trip.

                              Oh, and this colon cleansing thing? Guess what, all you're doing is giving yourself the trots. Sure it "cleanses your colon" but so does dysentery. But hey, you keep giving the voodoo witch doctors your money for your magic berries, and when I'm clogged up I'll just take a 25 cent Ex-Lax.
                              Drama queen

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                                • Ruth Elizabeth
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Feb 2011
                                  • 50
                                  #9
                                  Re: Best way to lose weights.

                                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                  Okay, I guess that's more reliable than my idea of putting them in your luggage on an over seas trip.

                                  Oh, and this colon cleansing thing? Guess what, all you're doing is giving yourself the trots. Sure it "cleanses your colon" but so does dysentery. But hey, you keep giving the voodoo witch doctors your money for your magic berries, and when I'm clogged up I'll just take a 25 cent Ex-Lax.
                                  Sister Believer, maybe they need something stronger than Ex-Lax. After all, they are .

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