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  • Chris is Catholic
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2007
    • 3

    #1

    Why Chris is Catholic is an idiot

    I don't know whether this site is a sick joke, or the real thing but all of you people are disgusting.


    You don't know what facts are, and you take a book that could very easily have been a children's tale from 2000 years ago more seriously than scientific evidence.


    You are white supremists, and some are full of more evil than hitler...

    Most of you are idiotic, and don't know really where half your quotes come from..


    It is a sad, sad time for humanity. There are over 1K people who think these ways about life. Some of the topics i have read int he past two hours made me want to throw up.

    I didn't believe the devil still took over bodies until i heard some of the things you people wrote.


    Banning me proves my correctness, and the fact you all have no way to disprove any of these theories.


    If this is indeed a sick joke, i will not hack the site and take it down, as i am planning to do now.


    Have great days you sick sadistic people, and God bless you.. or atleast help you...
  • Chris is Catholic
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2007
    • 3

    #2
    Re: WHy you people are fucl(ing idiots

    noone has the balls to reply?

    I guess you are all homosexuals..

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #3
      Re: WHy you people are fucl(ing idiots

      Originally posted by Chris is Catholic View Post
      Banning me proves my correctness
      What a ridiculous statement. Banning you only means you're a disruptive, Satanic influence sent here to persecute us for our faith in God. Nothing more, nothing less. Well, unless you're under 18.
      As for the rest of your blathering, I see a lot of blah blah blah, but not a lick of scripture to back any of it up.
      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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      • Chris is Catholic
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Dec 2007
        • 3

        #4
        Re: Why Chris is Catholic is an idiot

        Probably because Scripture could have been written by a blithering drunkard. YOu don't know.

        Kthxgg.

        And i am under 18, and better educated than yourself.

        And banning me does prove fear of me, since the title of the forum reads "UNSAVED WELCOME"

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #5
          Re: Why Chris is Catholic is an idiot

          Originally posted by Chris is Catholic View Post
          And i am under 18...And banning me does prove fear of me
          No, banning you means you lied to post here and you have to be of the age of majority. Being Saved helps too, but you definitely need to be an adult and learn how to have adult conversations.
          Posted via Prayer

          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

          Blogging for CHRIST!
          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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          • Brother Guy Bayard
            Anvil of the Antipodes
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2007
            • 1271

            #6
            Re: WHy you people are fucl(ing idiots

            Originally posted by Chris is Catholic View Post
            I don't know whether this site is a sick joke, or the real thing but all of you people are disgusting.
            So you're saying you are judging us , without having all the facts at your disposal? Thats pretty narrow minded my Friend...

            You don't know what facts are,
            I beg to differ. facts are provable truths, like the theory of Creation.
            and you take a book that could very easily have been a children's tale from 2000 years ago more seriously than scientific evidence.The word of God is a tale fit for children, just as it is fit for Adults. All prosper who read it and heed its word.


            You are white supremists, and some are full of more evil than hitler...Care to show some 'facts' for that claim? none of us are racists here, and we are anti-hitler. He was a catholic - like you.

            Most of you are idiotic, and don't know really where half your quotes come from..Wrong. Our facts come from the Bible.


            It is a sad, sad time for humanity. There are over 1K people who think these ways about life. Some of the topics i have read int he past two hours made me want to throw up. I'm not surprised. If i was suddenly shown the error of my sinful ways and knew I was destined for Hell I'd be sick to my stomach out of fear too.

            I didn't believe the devil still took over bodies until i heard some of the things you people wrote. Yes its true. We may be your last hope of hearing the Truth.

            Banning me proves my correctness, and the fact you all have no way to disprove any of these theories.what theories are those, Brother? your wild outlandish claims you submit with no evidence to back up your 'facts'? we have 'facts' - a whole Holy book of them...


            If this is indeed a sick joke, i will not hack the site and take it down, as i am planning to do now. Joke? This site is as real as Christs love...and your threats are spawned by satan - we fear them not.


            Have great days you sick sadistic people, and God bless you.. or atleast help you... we are neither sick nor sadistic. You are the one name calling and threatening. we preach nothing but the love of Jesus...
            Although you appear to agree with us on a number of points, the rest of your message is both offensive accusatory and incorrect.
            We can help you love Jesus friend. won't you accept him into your life?
            The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
            Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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            • Brother Lindh
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Feb 2007
              • 130

              #7
              Re: Why Chris is Catholic is an idiot

              This loathsome little Snapper child is obviously out past its bedtime, but I suspect our Godly pastors will have the Godly DoF track him down and properly restrained. Praise Jesus.

              In my tent days (praise the Holy Ghost they are over), we roasted many a Roman Snapper twit on a spit. Using a special sauce, of course.

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              • Chris is Jewish
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Dec 2007
                • 1

                #8
                Re: Why Chris is Catholic is an idiot

                Hey, like i said before getting banned, I am more intelligent than most of you. And if you want to \"threaten me\" with being hunted down, send your best. Ill take any one of them one on one, kthx. By the way, banning obviously does no good, so why bother. And anyone in the public can view your forum, and you can register if you are under eighteen, i have a feeling that was your way of banning me to not seem afraid of the truth. I lied, im 22. Also, thanks for attempting to twist around my words, Brother Guy, you almost did a halfway decent job.

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #9
                  Re: Why Chris is Catholic is an idiot

                  Originally posted by Chris is Catholic View Post
                  And i am under 18
                  Originally posted by Chris View Post
                  I lied, im 22.
                  I don't have time for your marihuana to wear off so you know what age you are or for your DoF file to arrive.
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • Brother Lindh
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 130

                    #10
                    Re: Why Chris is Catholic is an idiot

                    Originally posted by Chris View Post
                    Hey, like i said before getting banned, I am more intelligent than most of you. And if you want to \"threaten me\" with being hunted down, send your best. Ill take any one of them one on one, kthx. By the way, banning obviously does no good, so why bother. And anyone in the public can view your forum, and you can register if you are under eighteen, i have a feeling that was your way of banning me to not seem afraid of the truth. I lied, im 22. Also, thanks for attempting to twist around my words, Brother Guy, you almost did a halfway decent job.
                    Ugh. 22 is too old and tough to roast on a spit. And a good spit should not much exceed twice the length of a span-long infant, which should properly be fried in a pan. But let us consider that you lied about your age again and that instead of 22, you are but 5. Now there's the right age for roasting to a tender turn. Track you down? Ha, sniff you down, little Papist pup!

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                    • Brother Guy Bayard
                      Anvil of the Antipodes
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 1271

                      #11
                      Re: Why Chris is Catholic is an idiot

                      Originally posted by Chris is Jewish View Post
                      Hey, like i said before getting banned, I am more intelligent than most of you. Well we've yet to see any evidence for your intelligence. I suspect it is as elusive as the 'facts' you have failed to supply to back up your infantile and blasphemous claims. Now that you're banned, your chances of proving your claimed 'superior intelligence' seem rather remote. In fact , your banning indicates that you arent smart enough to survive here longer than a couple of barely literate posts. Enjoy Hell, sinner.
                      And if you want to \"threaten me\" with being hunted down, send your best.Our best are currently hunting down Islamofascists in Iraqistan. We only need to send you our mediocre - and as soon as Brother Bubba sobers up, we'll give him back his clothes and point him in your direction. Ill take any one of them one on one, kthx. By the way, banning obviously does no good, so why bother. Banning you certainly increased the overall enjoyment levels for me anyway.
                      And anyone in the public can view your forum, and you can register if you are under eighteen, i have a feeling that was your way of banning me to not seem afraid of the truth. I lied, im 22. Why come here and lie , cathylik? Even your false church says thats a sin... Also, thanks for attempting to twist around my words, Brother Guy, you almost did a halfway decent job. No twisting of words has been necessary to rebuke you. Your own words have condemned you. Feel smart now do you?
                      He wasnt much of a challenge ...
                      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #12
                        Re: Why Chris is Catholic is an idiot

                        Originally posted by Chris is Catholic View Post

                        And banning me does prove fear of me, since the title of the forum reads "UNSAVED WELCOME"
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • SalvationSeeker
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3892

                          #13
                          Re: Why Chris is Catholic is an idiot

                          Originally posted by Chris is Jewish View Post
                          I lied, im 22.
                          Uh huh, sure you did..
                          I mean, it's so very common for 22year olds to lie about their age in such a way, claiming they're actually younger than 18 and all.
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                            Senior Pastor
                            VP of Evangelical Outreach
                            On FIRE for Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5812

                            #14
                            Re: Why Chris is Catholic is an idiot

                            Originally posted by Chris is Jewish View Post
                            I lied, im 22.
                            Rev 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

                            Have fun in Hell, liar!

                            Pastor Billy-Reuben
                            Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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