[JHasMyB]

Re: What is my dog trying to posses me to do?

I have no pictures and the Bible is long gone.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What is my dog trying to posses me to do?

Do not keep a dog as a pet, it is forbidden.

How about you come over and tell my boys that.



My baby sleeps at the foot of my bed, and would get quite upset if you told him he was forbidden.

Oh trust me I have. I know Smuckers is possessed and follows Satan. What should I do with him?

Drop him off at the local pound, I'm sure he'd love to have a chance at getting a sane owner.

[Imam Rashik]

Re: What is my dog trying to posses me to do?

Please rid yourself of the dog. The dog is doing the work of the Shaitan (Devil).


Book 54 4.448
Narrated Abu Talha: I heard Allah's Apostle saying; "Angels (of Mercy) do not enter a house wherein there is a dog or a picture of a living creature (a human being or an animal).

Book 54 4.531
Narrated `Aisha: The Prophet said, "Five kinds of animals are mischief−doers and can be killed even in the Sanctuary: They are the rat the scorpion, the kite, the crow and the rabid dog."

[JHasMyB]

Re: What is my dog trying to posses me to do?

i've made the decision to exorcise the dog myself, what should i have on hand for when the spawn of satan releases itself from my dog, Smuckers

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What is my dog trying to posses me to do?

Please rid yourself of the dog. The dog is doing the work of the Shaitan (Devil).

Aww...... are you scared of my little puppy? He hasn't really bit very many people. Well as long as you don't touch his "mommy" or his property, or his children, or his car, or..... well you get the idea.

Oh and I don't have "just one dog". I have 3 living in the house, and a bunch in a kennel in the back.

i've made the decision to exorcise the dog myself, what should i have on hand for when the spawn of satan releases itself from my dog, Smuckers

Any particular reason you linked to my user page? I still say you should give it to the SPCA. I'm assuming this is some small dog that you can easily influence with your crazy ideas. Right now my children and I are watching "Cujo".

[James Hutchins]

Re: What is my dog trying to posses me to do?

i've made the decision to exorcise the dog myself, what should i have on hand for when the spawn of satan releases itself from my dog, Smuckers

I did not realize you and your dog were catlicks. est of luck to the both of you

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What is my dog trying to posses me to do?

Something doesn't smell right here.

Why should the dog be trying to possess YOU?

You claim you spend your time "damning sinners to Hell", when that is not something a human can do. Perhaps you have angered God, and the dog is trying to tell you this.

After all, surely even the most dimwitted, Godless heathen would realize that with a name like Smuckers, it has to be good. So the dog is certainly not to blame.

Do tell, what version of the Bible was the dog chewing?