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  • Brother Lindh
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2007
    • 130

    #1

    Fa la la

    “Don we now our gay apparel. Fa la la la la la la la la”

    Praise Jesus! What the hell kind of a song is this?
  • lilith
    Night Hag
    • Sep 2006
    • 1232

    #2
    Re: Fa la la

    Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post
    “Don we now our gay apparel. Fa la la la la la la la la”

    Praise Jesus! What the hell kind of a song is this?
    One of those lovely Christian "songs" - written by a Christian.
    In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78551

      #3
      Re: Fa la la

      Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post
      “Don we now our gay apparel. Fa la la la la la la la la”

      Praise Jesus! What the hell kind of a song is this?
      Originally posted by lilith View Post
      One of those lovely Christian "songs" - written by a Christian.
      That is not a Christian song you empty-headed God mockers. That is another pagan song written by some joo to celebrate queerdom during the season surrounding the birth of our Lord. There are buckets full of them on the interwebs.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Brother Lindh
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Feb 2007
        • 130

        #4
        Re: Fa la la

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        That is not a Christian song you empty-headed God mockers. That is another pagan song written by some joo to celebrate queerdom during the season surrounding the birth of our Lord. There are buckets full of them on the interwebs.
        Well now, Godly Pastor Ezekiel, who said it was a Christian song? Not me. Now you take a nice fat little drummer boy... that's something to get your teeth in; Praise the Holy Ghost.

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        • Carlrove01
          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
          • Dec 2007
          • 2

          #5
          Re: Fa la la

          Fal lalal lalal I am true christian Praise god. I do not worship alla ballh and woo i love dogs and cows. I love god and pure woman of pure heart. I am not pagan and i do not worship with cedar smoke in the woods naked. I listen to pure worship songs endorsed by our god the one and only my great god GOD!. Praise god. Lets worship right now. We can start this great awakening in a country. Help me fellow brothers. THis is one step by which we can achieve by listening to pure music endorsed by our goddd GOOD!.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78551

            #6
            Re: Fa la la

            Originally posted by Carlrove01 View Post
            Fal lalal lalal I am true christian Praise god. I do not worship alla ballh and woo i love dogs and cows. I love god and pure woman of pure heart. I am not pagan and i do not worship with cedar smoke in the woods naked. I listen to pure worship songs endorsed by our god the one and only my great god GOD!. Praise god. Lets worship right now. We can start this great awakening in a country. Help me fellow brothers. THis is one step by which we can achieve by listening to pure music endorsed by our goddd GOOD!.
            Enjoy quarantine, God-mocker.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324

              #7
              Re: Fa la la

              I tyhink I'll go to quarentine and poke sticks into his cage!
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • Sanctus
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Dec 2007
                • 12

                #8
                Re: Fa la la

                Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post
                “Don we now our gay apparel. Fa la la la la la la la la”

                Praise Jesus! What the hell kind of a song is this?
                I think the song was written before the word gay was applied to homosexuals. At the time, it had a different meaning.

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                • Sister Noddy
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 1843

                  #9
                  Re: Fa la la

                  Originally posted by Sanctus View Post

                  I think the song was written before the word gay was applied to homosexuals. At the time, it had a different meaning.
                  Aaaah! but not before our Brother Lindh grew such an impressive set of fangs (all the better to fa la la lala and fe fi fo fum, in the basement, in the dark dank)
                  1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                  1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                  1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                  Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                  Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                  • Brother Lindh
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 130

                    #10
                    Re: Fa la la

                    Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                    Aaaah! but not before our Brother Lindh grew such an impressive set of fangs (all the better to fa la la lala and fe fi fo fum, in the basement, in the dark dank)
                    Bless you Sister Noddy! What concerned me when I first heard this song last week while in the LB church basement was not the "gay" part but the Fa la lala lala la la la", part. Even if the song said "Don we now our Carpathian Mountain Gear (of which I am very VERY familiar) it is followed by the unmistakable fa la la la part. My ancestor Count Vlades ate hundreds of papists along with a few Turks and he was never quoted as saying fa la la. Perhaps Pastor Ezekiel can tell me why someone was singing this song in the church. Of course, they are no longer singing it. Delicious!

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                    • AnonymousPoster
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 6

                      #11
                      Re: Fa la la

                      gay ɪ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation 1.having or showing a merry, lively mood
                      You know that song was written before homosexuals decided to take the term gay (meaning happy or joyful, something Jesus wants us to be) and change it into a term referring to one who is attracted to a member of the same sex.

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                      • Deaner
                        Christ's Love Messenger
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5932

                        #12
                        Re: Fa la la

                        Originally posted by AnonymousPoster View Post
                        You know that song was written before homosexuals decided to take the term gay (meaning happy or joyful, something Jesus wants us to be) and change it into a term referring to one who is attracted to a member of the same sex.

                        Whatever. All I know is you won't be finding me in any "gay" apparel when Jesus returns to to separate the wheat from the chaff. I'll be in camo with a dragon skin bullet proof vest on.

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                        • AnonymousPoster
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 6

                          #13
                          Re: Fa la la

                          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                          Whatever. All I know is you won't be finding me in any "gay" apparel when Jesus returns to to separate the wheat from the chaff. I'll be in camo with a dragon skin bullet proof vest on.
                          Camouflage will not hide your sins from Jesus and no bullet proof vest will stop his wrath, so you will be looking like a mormon for nothing. (If Jesus even comes back while you are alive) How do you know what you will be wearing if the time of the second coming is not known?

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                          • Deaner
                            Christ's Love Messenger
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5932

                            #14
                            Re: Fa la la

                            Originally posted by AnonymousPoster View Post
                            Camouflage will not hide your sins from Jesus and no bullet proof vest will stop his wrath, so you will be looking like a mormon for nothing. (If Jesus even comes back while you are alive) How do you know what you will be wearing if the time of the second coming is not known?
                            My eternal reward with my Saviour is guaranteed. I know I'll be wearing that because that's all I wear.

                            Friend, you seem to have a chip on your shoulder and have come in here being very judgemental; which I find surprising because that's what you seem to be accusing us of. Are you one of satan's accusers here to confuse us gentle Christians and lead us down the road to perdition?

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                            • AnonymousPoster
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 6

                              #15
                              Re: Fa la la

                              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                              My eternal reward with my Saviour is guaranteed.
                              Since you know the bible so well, I'm sure you'll be able to tell me how this story ends...
                              Two people went to the temple to pray. One, a pious, devout religious person, a Pharisee, prayed, "God, I thank you that I am not like other people: thieves, rogues, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. I fast twice a week; I give a tenth of all my income".
                              The tax collector could hardly even pray. He beat upon his chest crying, "God, be merciful to me, a sinner.”

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