Re: stoopid damn nigras
lol that's why this forum is great Pastor Ezekiel is hilarious.
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Normally Jesus only demands 10% of your gross income. But for the poor....Well, in that case, Jesus expects you to Tithe every single red cent you can lay your hands on. sell your computer, quit school, send Him (us) the cash. Don't worry, your rewards in Heaven will be thricefold.Originally posted by Scott M View PostI'm a University student like hell I got any money. I'm basically poor and unemployed I'm not going to give your site money =p
Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.
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It's not my site. It's God's site!
Faced with the pearl of great price, you would make awful nasal sounds, like a common swine.
Borrow some money and tithe!
Humbly,
Magna, née Magnus
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I'm a University student like hell I got any money. I'm basically poor and unemployed I'm not going to give your site money =p
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The Magyars have another saying -- aki nem ad kalácsot, az ne adjon tanácsot. "Don't give advice if you don't have cake."
Humbly,
Magna, née Magnus
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Your asking me to donate money is pointless. I don't have a paypal account or a credit card.
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As the Magyars say -- hosszú haj rövid ész. "Long hair, short mind."
Please hit the PayPal button below -- for a free Ukraine!
A girl should be like a violet -- humble.
Humbly,
Magna, née Magnus
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I have really no idea what you are talking about any more... you have completely lost me. And I don`t consider myself Ukrainian, I`m Canadian and whats the deal with this unsaved crap?
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Read more Huntington -- or wallow about in the Ukraine for personal experience. Western civilization ends in the middle of Ukraine. Or in Odessa, which is full of Joos and wine cellars. Or in the Crimea, which was never very Ukrainian to begin with and might be given back to the mudslime khanate were it not where FDR did the Yalta striptease that made Yanks so glamorous in these parts. Real Ukrainians do not play stinkfinger with Orthodoxy, unsaved Scott! Ukraine is as unreal as Belgium.
Lovingly,
Magna, née Magnus
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K ya... I don`t worship Satan or the Russians. My mothers Ukrainian but has lived in Canada her whole life. I don`t know what to say your calling me a devil worshiper your just being a jerk.
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Oh, no, friend. The Orthodox are much, much worse than Mary-worshipers as far as I am concerned. The Orthodox, in addition to worshiping Satan, worship Russians. Ask any Ukrainian cathylick.Originally posted by Scott M View Postlol I love your comments I'm a member of the Eastern Orthodox Church which this will bring on the Mary worshiper comments but oh well.
Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus
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lol I love your comments I'm a member of the Eastern Orthodox Church which this will bring on the Mary worshiper comments but oh well.Originally posted by Magnum Innominandum View PostAnd what church is that? You tuck dollar bills into the thong of a pot-bellied Chinaman?
Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus
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And what church is that? You tuck dollar bills into the thong of a pot-bellied belly-dancing Chinaman, perhaps?Originally posted by Scott M View PostYes and I go to church every Sunday and put money in the collection basket I do show Jesus that I love him =)
Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus
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Bobby-Joe speaks the obvious truth, sinner. You want to give the parents who were responsible for your wandering in a sinful fog some "love" on a holiday primarily devoted to otherwise unemployable, overweight, pedophiliac demons in chintzy red suits with whorish white fringes? Why not hit the PayPal button below, in which case the God who fashioned your immortal soul (sans the middlemen responsible for your corruption -- your parents) will get some small portion of the fruits of your labor directly? Give a gift to your real Father, and cast your degenerate parents aside!
Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus
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Yes and I go to church every Sunday and put money in the collection basket I do show Jesus that I love him =)Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View PostWhat about Jesus friend? He died to SAVE™ you from eternal damnation. Don't you think you should show Him some love?
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