[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

Read more Huntington -- or wallow about in the Ukraine for personal experience. Western civilization ends in the middle of Ukraine. Or in Odessa, which is full of Joos and wine cellars. Or in the Crimea, which was never very Ukrainian to begin with and might be given back to the mudslime khanate were it not where FDR did the Yalta striptease that made Yanks so glamorous in these parts. Real Ukrainians do not play stinkfinger with Orthodoxy, unsaved Scott! Ukraine is as unreal as Belgium.

Lovingly,
Magna, née Magnus

[Scott M]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

I have really no idea what you are talking about any more... you have completely lost me. And I don`t consider myself Ukrainian, I`m Canadian and whats the deal with this unsaved crap?

[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

As the Magyars say -- hosszú haj rövid ész. "Long hair, short mind."

Please hit the PayPal button below -- for a free Ukraine!

A girl should be like a violet -- humble.

Humbly,
Magna, née Magnus

[Scott M]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

Your asking me to donate money is pointless. I don't have a paypal account or a credit card.

[Magnum Innominandum]

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The Magyars have another saying -- aki nem ad kalácsot, az ne adjon tanácsot. "Don't give advice if you don't have cake."

Humbly,
Magna, née Magnus

[Scott M]

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I'm a University student like hell I got any money. I'm basically poor and unemployed I'm not going to give your site money =p

[Magnum Innominandum]

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It's not my site. It's God's site!

Faced with the pearl of great price, you would make awful nasal sounds, like a common swine.

Borrow some money and tithe!

Humbly,
Magna, née Magnus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

I'm a University student like hell I got any money. I'm basically poor and unemployed I'm not going to give your site money =p

Normally Jesus only demands 10% of your gross income. But for the poor....Well, in that case, Jesus expects you to Tithe every single red cent you can lay your hands on. sell your computer, quit school, send Him (us) the cash. Don't worry, your rewards in Heaven will be thricefold.

Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

[Scott M]

Re: stoopid damn nigras

lol that's why this forum is great Pastor Ezekiel is hilarious.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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lol that's why this forum is great Pastor Ezekiel is hilarious.

I am as serious as the fires of hell, boy. You better wake up and accept Jesus TODAY, or else you'll find yourself in eternal damnation as satan's favorite party ewe.

[Scott M]

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Buddy I excepted Jesus and I'll gladly pay you 10% of my gross income for the next month. Unfortunitly that is $0 as I am without a job and my remaining money is locked up in long-term investments.

[VictoryOS]

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You mean short-term investments. A true long-term investment is the Investment of Eternal Salvation.

[Scott M]

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You mean short-term investments. A true long-term investment is the Investment of Eternal Salvation.

Cute. I never though of such a witty reply that was clever.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Buddy I excepted Jesus and I'll gladly pay you 10% of my gross income for the next month. Unfortunitly that is $0 as I am without a job and my remaining money is locked up in long-term investments.

First of all, I am not your "buddy," I am a True Christian™ Pastor and you are unsaved scum. Jesus wants me to find a way to pull you back onto the path of Salvation, and I am willing to do literally anything in order to help Save your soul.

The fact that you have "excepted" Jesus (excepted means excluded, moron) shows that you are in satan's clutches. The fact that you are lying about your intentions to Tithe and about your income as well shows that satan is controlling you.

I have already posted the relevant scripture. If you are penniless, then Jesus commands that you give everything. Sell your computer, your car, your skateboard, your drug stash, your porno magazines, your secret drag outfits, and anything else you can lay your hands on and send all the cash you collect to Jesus via LBC.

This is serious boy. I fear for your immortal soul. Jesus could decide to kill you at any moment. You need to get your house in order.

Don't try and rob Jesus!

[Scott M]

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Man I misspelled accepted? Ya I clearly am an idiot. But can I please still call you buddy? I'm sure you need a buddy. Everyone does