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As the title suggests, what year will the(fake) Apocalypse happen?
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Re: When is the Apocalypse?
It won't matter to you. Jesus is most likely going to kill you any day now, with a hateful, God-mocking attitude like that.Originally posted by imback View Post
Enjoy hell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: When is the Apocalypse?
ALright, are you implying you don't know? I really want to know.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostComment
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: When is the Apocalypse?
all wish to know with human inquisitive nature.
he doesn't know, his god is much too secretive, watch out, if you confuse him he shall go off into a "your damned whooooo evil spirit damnation evil bad nasty" frenzy and his head may explode. we wouldn't wish for such to happen.
Zeke, has it ever occurred to you that we do not care if we are damned or not? its old news now for us, deal with it, do grow up and get a life.Comment
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Re: When is the Apocalypse?
Maybe you don't understand what this site is for? I advise you to look carefully now.
If you don't want to be saved why waste our time?Suffer on Earth to secure a place in heaven! It's worth it!Comment
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Re: When is the Apocalypse?
Honestly, is it customary for Mormons to take random words and mash them together into "sentences"? Or is that just something you like to do?Originally posted by Meserti View Post
The only thing I got out of your post is that you welcome damnation. I think that's what you were saying anyway. If that is the case, then I am frightened for you. You are terribly confused. What satanic messages are they putting into your devil music these days? You've been lied to - Hell is not just one big orgy. Well, it is...but not the kind you are used to. You will not enjoy Satan's forked penis, I can assure you that.
You seem like you could have been such a nice Christian, pie-baking, God's-Army-making girl, but someone has led you astray. I (and Jesus) weep for you.
And not rather, (as we be slanderously reported, and as some affirm that we say,) Let us do evil, that good may come? whose damnation is just. (Romans 3:8)Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: When is the Apocalypse?
imbecile, I'm Wiccan, not Mormon, there is a large difference.
fool, you people are what led me astray, your corrupt ethics and such is what made me change to a better choice. your sexist description is disgusting, and your the one saying i shall burn.
well, you should com and enjoy the forked genetalia, its rather enjoyable, much different.
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Re: When is the Apocalypse?
You call me a fool and an imbecile, but yet you are the one deceived by Satan.
Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. (John 8:44)
You see, Satan never speaks the truth. Hell is not a place of merriment. It is a place where you are forced into unsavory acts and situations, and then of course there are the hellfires. Judging from what I know about you so far, your own Hell will probably mean having to wear colorful clothes and not fornicate every 5 minutes. Is this how you want your eternity to be?
Just because you have accepted Satan as your "savior" (
) doesn't mean he accepts YOU as a FOLLOWER. Think about that for a moment - if your female, drug-addled brain can concentrate on it long enough - and hopefully you will see how silly you're being. Everyone knows the unholy "Goth" deathstyle is only for people trying to get attention anyway.
Friend, you and I probably have more in common than you care to admit. Please repent and come into the light of Jesus.Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: When is the Apocalypse?
Yes, one of them is a ludicrous cult that was made up by some guy wanting to get laid, and the other...Originally posted by Meserti View Post
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: When is the Apocalypse?
Don't you watch Fox news? Get a clue and pick up a leather KJV.Originally posted by imback View Post
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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Re: When is the Apocalypse?
What on Earth are y'all talking about?Originally posted by Meserti View Post
Honey, people like Pastor Zeke care so much about saving souls that, to quote another, if they had to hit you over the head with a shovel to save a damned person's soul, they'd do it!Zeke, has it ever occurred to you that we do not care if we are damned or not? its old news now for us, deal with it, do grow up and get a life.
Why is it that witches like you and that awful Rachael seem drawn to this forum? Maybe deep inside, y'all wish to be saved?imbecile, I'm Wiccan, not Mormon, there is a large difference.sigpicComment
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Re: When is the Apocalypse?
One thing I can guarantee is that the world isn't going to end on DEC 21 2012.
Here is another countdown timer to the next apocalypse. What a joke.Matthew 24:21-22 (King James Version)
21For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.
22And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened.
According to some scientists the Apocalypse is going to happen in five minutes. I can pretty much tell you that's not going to happen.
Predicting the Apocalypse isn't going to be an easy proposition. More importantly will be where you were and were you already saved when Jesus returned?Comment
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Re: When is the Apocalypse?
Preach it Brother Nobar!
Do not worry about when the Apocalypse is to occur. Instead make sure that you are Right with God and prepared for when Jesus does return.
Lord Jesus Said:
But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
37But as the days of Noe [were], so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
38For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,
39And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
40Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
41Two [women shall be] grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
42Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.
Matthew Chapter 24: 36 - 42.Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.Comment
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Re: When is the Apocalypse?
Some extinct heathens thought that, right? Guess the end came for them a lot sooner than they thought it would.Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
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