renaming Americas States in Honour of Jesus.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Many of the USA states are named by Jesus haters who never once thought to praise Him by naming the States in His honour.
I propose to correct Historys mistakes and insults to Baby Jesus by renaming not only America, but renaming the states as well to reflect our Love of Jesus.
Below is a list of the states. If you can't read/understand them all because theres too many letters, don't worry.
Just look at each name and try to imagine a name Jesus would have preferred.
Then we can draw a map of our newly renamed country and its newly named Jesus loving states.
Once we've done that, we can start renaming other countries of the world to honour Jesus.
Seriously - if enough of us petition the Government we can effect change for the glory of Christianity, and stop having to give credit to wops and injuns.
(for example - Washington state is absolutely not to be renamed, but New Mexico will definitely need a name change. )
Let God guide your mind, rename our nation and states as Jesus would like.
humourous and joke names will not be appreciated.
Keep it Jesus-worthy.
Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: renaming Americas States in Honour of Jesus.

Many of the USA states are named by Jesus haters who never once thought to praise Him by naming the States in His honour.
I propose to correct Historys mistakes and insults to Baby Jesus by renaming not only America, but renaming the states as well to reflect our Love of Jesus.
Below is a list of the states. If you can't read/understand them all because theres too many letters, don't worry.
Just look at each name and try to imagine a name Jesus would have preferred.
Then we can draw a map of our newly renamed country and its newly named Jesus loving states.
Once we've done that, we can start renaming other countries of the world to honour Jesus.
Seriously - if enough of us petition the Government we can effect change for the glory of Christianity, and stop having to give credit to wops and injuns.
(for example - Washington state is absolutely not to be renamed, but New Mexico will definitely need a name change. )
Let God guide your mind, rename our nation and states as Jesus would like.
humourous and joke names will not be appreciated.
Keep it Jesus-worthy.
Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming

As any good Catholic should know, Maryland was NOT named after Henrietta Maria.

I know who it was REALLY named after-so I guess you'd want to rename it.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: renaming Americas States in Honour of Jesus.

I'm unsure how to go about this. Should we use Bible names that approximate the current secular ones?

Delaware becomes Delilah
Oregon becomes Onan
Kansas becomes Canaan

Or do we want praise-type names of some sort?

Delaware becomes Delight-in-the-Lord
Oregon becomes Orison-to-Jesus
Kansas becomes Can-love-Christ

I just don't know!

~~ OEJ