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  • #16
    Re: PROOF of END TIMES!! Demons Escaping from HELL!

    Originally posted by Moonbat View Post
    the God and Goddess are in every thing.
    Your "god" and "goddess" aren't very competent if that's how they go about "healing the earth lil by lil." You don't expect us True Christians™ to fall for such silly and outmoded superstitions, do you?
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • #17
      Re: PROOF of END TIMES!! Demons Escaping from HELL!

      Originally posted by SUV View Post
      As in, There's a rat under your bed? And there's a little green Man in your head?

      RA10 is now imminent; we now see who the ringleader is
      Sister, did the rodents decide to postpone?

      Rat Attack 2010 never happened, and it's December 27th!

      Maybe they are waiting for RA11?
      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
      Your "god" and "goddess" aren't very competent if that's how they go about "healing the earth lil by lil." You don't expect us True Christians™ to fall for such silly and outmoded superstitions, do you?
      Amazing, isn't it? They think it must be true because they read it in a book by Silverbunny Ravenfluff.

      They've never seen this unholy couple, have no evidence of their existence, but think they're simultaneously discrete beings AND "in everything"! How does THAT work?

      It doesn't even make sense!
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #18
        Re: PROOF of END TIMES!! Demons Escaping from HELL!

        Originally posted by Moon blessed View Post
        It is the energies of the Earth that are doing this and it is not the Earth itself, but the God and Goddess reaching with their hands and healing the Earth lil by lil
        If they're that bothered, then why don't they just heal it all at once?
        Originally posted by Moon blessed View Post
        the God and Goddess are in every thing.
        Even the pollution that they apparently get so upset about that they have to cause sinkholes? You think that's a sacred manifestation of your false Satanic "god"?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #19
          Re: PROOF of END TIMES!! Demons Escaping from HELL!

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Sister, did the rodents decide to postpone?

          Rat Attack 2010 never happened, and it's December 27th!
          Reverend, rats never postpone anything. Especially Breeding.

          Being that they have only four days left (plus what's left of today) makes the countdown even more chilling.

          Have you ever seen one of the dirty, filthy monsters?



          "Armed (with broken bottles and fortified by alcohol) and Dangerous!!!"

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          • #20
            Re: PROOF of END TIMES!! Demons Escaping from HELL!

            Now they are bursting their way out into the cesspit called Africa (they probably thought it was just another part of HELL and that the wild negros running about are just adorable gorillas they can rape later.)

            South Africa relocates residents due to sinkholes
            http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12083806
            The first of around 3,000 South African families are moved from their homes south-east of Pretoria after huge sinkholes appeared nearby.


            But just to be safe I recommend that every True Christian goes to Sears and Roebucks TODAY to purchase yourself a Demon Proof suit. You can find them in the fitness department.

            Be safe Brothers and Sisters! Demon proof your soul!

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