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  • jkbogart
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    • Dec 2007
    • 4

    #1

    Landover Baptist Church

    *Atheist lies deleted.*

    I'm going to share this site with all my friends!

    *More Atheist lies deleted.*
    Last edited by Pastor Billy-Reuben; 12-24-2007, 09:10 PM. Reason: Atheist lies deleted
    It's the disease of the age
    It's the disease that we crave
    Alone at the end of the rave
    We catch the last bus home
    Protect me from what I want
  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Senior Pastor
    VP of Evangelical Outreach
    On FIRE for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5812

    #2
    Re: Landover Baptist Church

    Originally posted by jkbogart View Post
    *Atheist lies deleted.*

    I'm going to share this site with all my friends!

    *More Atheist lies deleted.*
    No on here is joking, friend. Please refrain from slandering our good church with atheist lies.

    I do appreciate you sharing our site with your friends. If the Lord is willing, maybe one or two of them might get saved.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

    ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Senior Pastor
      VP of Evangelical Outreach
      On FIRE for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5812

      #3
      Re: Landover Baptist Church

      Originally posted by jkbogart
      *Atheist lies deleted*
      The only secrets I have are the ingredients in my barbeque sauce recipe.

      Please take off your tin-foil hat and start reading your Bible.

      Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

      ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
      Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
      #ChristianLivesMatter

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      • jkbogart
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        • Dec 2007
        • 4

        #4
        Re: Landover Baptist Church

        I'll swap ya recipes! I make a mean chili
        It's the disease of the age
        It's the disease that we crave
        Alone at the end of the rave
        We catch the last bus home
        Protect me from what I want

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78551

          #5
          Re: Landover Baptist Church

          Originally posted by jkbogart View Post
          I'll swap ya recipes! I make a mean chili
          That won't help you once Christ kills you dead and sends you to everlasting hellfire.

          You should be off baking pies for Christmas, girl! Does your husband even know you're in here mocking God?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • tinfoil
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            • Dec 2007
            • 38

            #6
            Re: Landover Baptist Church

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            That won't help you once Christ kills you dead and sends you to everlasting hellfire.

            You should be off baking pies for Christmas, girl! Does your husband even know you're in here mocking God?
            She's probably unmarried and checked this site out for the entertainment value of Baptists saying that you're going to hell.

            P.S. You're sexist.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78551

              #7
              Re: Landover Baptist Church

              Originally posted by tinioril View Post
              You're sexist.
              What are you, a lezbean or something?

              I follow the Holy KJV1611 Bible as the LITERAL Word of God. You are a cherry-picking "feelgood" false Christian who uses a false Bible and ignores whatever parts of God's teachings that don'y make you feel all warm and moist.

              True Christian™ women know their place. There's nothing sexist about that.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • lilith
                Night Hag
                • Sep 2006
                • 1232

                #8
                Re: Landover Baptist Church

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                What are you, a lezbean or something?

                I follow the Holy KJV1611 Bible as the LITERAL Word of God. You are a cherry-picking "feelgood" false Christian who uses a false Bible and ignores whatever parts of God's teachings that don'y make you feel all warm and moist.

                True Christian™ women know their place. There's nothing sexist about that.
                Okaaaay,so that'll be why there's not one female pastor then,will it?
                In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                • SalvationSeeker
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3892

                  #9
                  Re: Landover Baptist Church

                  Originally posted by lilith View Post
                  Okaaaay,so that'll be why there's not one female pastor then,will it?
                  Yeah.
                  Or are you saying that 1 Timothy 2:12-15 isn't in the Bible all of a sudden?
                  From reading it, it is quite obvious that God doesn't want women to act like teachers.
                  And why? Because women are easily deceived. Why, just look at you.

                  But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                  For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
                  And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
                  Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  1 Timothy 2:12-15
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • lilith
                    Night Hag
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1232

                    #10
                    Re: Landover Baptist Church

                    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                    Yeah.
                    Or are you saying that 1 Timothy 2:12-15 isn't in the Bible all of a sudden?
                    From reading it, it is quite obvious that God doesn't want women to act like teachers.
                    And why? Because women are easily deceived. Why, just look at you.

                    But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                    For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
                    And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
                    Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    1 Timothy 2:12-15

                    Mmm hmm...so you have all these "good Christian men" saying that "God talks to them"...& you think women are easily deceived?
                    In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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