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  • TC Patriot
    AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2008
    • 1060
    #1

    Have I sinned?

    This is not easy to talk about but I feel that I may have sinned. I'm sure that everyone here at LBC watches Sarah Palin's Alaska. I recorded it an I watched it for 8 hours straight.

    Every single time I watch the episode where she dumps that reindeer I end up spilling my seed. I am not touching myself it just happens.

    Sure, when I kill something it's really exciting. I think that must be why the Lord does so much killing but I have never spilled my seed in the process.

    I need some pastoral counseling on this.

    Here's the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBi_H...eature=related

    Jesus loves Dick



    Cheney/Palin 2012
    Tags: sara palin kills caribou
    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267
      #2
      Re: Have I sinned?

      Brother it is understandable. The same thing happens to me when I watch John Wayne westerns, when he kills injuns I don't know what comes over me. Just spend a few extra hours in your prayer closet.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Have I sinned?

          Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
          This is not easy to talk about but I feel that I may have sinned. I'm sure that everyone here at LBC watches Sarah Palin's Alaska. I recorded it an I watched it for 8 hours straight.

          Every single time I watch the episode where she dumps that reindeer I end up spilling my seed. I am not touching myself it just happens.

          Sure, when I kill something it's really exciting. I think that must be why the Lord does so much killing but I have never spilled my seed in the process.

          I need some pastoral counseling on this.

          Here's the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBi_H...eature=related
          I put it down to youthful high spirits.

          Spend a few extra hours in your Prayer Closet, brother.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • TC Patriot
              AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2008
              • 1060
              #4
              Re: Have I sinned?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              I put it down to youthful high spirits.

              Spend a few extra hours in your Prayer Closet, brother.
              I have done that Pastor. Should I also wack my tallywacker? Maybe I should fire off a salvo into the wife before I watch Sister Sarah dump a deadly polar bear of a moose.

              I thought perhaps it may be Jesus pre killing bad babies that I may sire. There are bad seeds. It is a Godly and holy thing when she kills a reindeer. Satan Claus is an especially evil elf that that has Satanic flying reindeer.

              Jesus loves Dick



              Cheney/Palin 2012

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                • Janine Walker
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 420
                  #5
                  Re: Have I sinned?

                  I'm rather clumsy considering I'm a girl and all so I spill sunflower seeds all the time. I always clean up though... perhaps if you just pick the seeds and then throw them away it'll all be okay?

                  In Christ, Janine Walker

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                    • SisterStacy
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 6
                      #6
                      Re: Have I sinned?

                      It is better then spilling the seads due to masturbation, now isn't it? Perhaps the lord wanted to rid you of any future complications which are undesired

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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267
                          #7
                          Re: Have I sinned?

                          Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
                          I'm rather clumsy considering I'm a girl and all so I spill sunflower seeds all the time. I always clean up though... perhaps if you just pick the seeds and then throw them away it'll all be okay?

                          In Christ, Janine Walker

                          Sister PM me, it was not sunflower seeds, it was a mans seed........just PM me

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