The How Do You Do thread

[Janine Walker]

Give a brief explanation on how you are feeling and why you are feeling it.

I feel warm and cozy because I am back inside the house now. Warm fluffy bed with heating and I just took a shower! Praise Jesus!


P.S. SPECIAL THANKS TO JAMES DEWITT

[Cursed]

Re: The How Do You Do thread

I am feeling horrible.

I'm cold. My entire body aches slightly. I have a fairly persistent headache. My eyes hurt when I move them. I'm hoping to avoid any further intestinal distress before I retire to the bed to stare at the ceiling in the dark for hours, weeping quietly.

Being reviled by THE LORD, this is a pretty good day for me.

[Sister Kitty]

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We are in the midst of a storm. The house is shaking and the children are crying. My husband is pacing as he only does when he fears the worst.

I am in the hands of the Lord. I feel nothing.

[GodHatesBeautiful]

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We are in the midst of a storm. The house is shaking and the children are crying. My husband is pacing as he only does when he fears the worst.

I am in the hands of the Lord. I feel nothing.

I'm feeling a little down, a friend of mine today just passed of AIDs from his long history with drugs. I knew it was coming but I thought I had already accepted his death. God bless him!


@Sister Kitty, I don't know what to really say except that I am sorry to hear that. I will pray for your safety and your family's safety. God bless.

Psalm 59:16-17

But I will sing of thy power; Yea, I will sing aloud of thy mercy in the morning:
For thou hast been my defence
And refuge in the day of my trouble.
17 Unto thee, O my strength, will I sing:
For God is my defence, and the God of my mercy.


Amen.

[Sister Kitty]

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I'm feeling a little down, a friend of mine today just passed of AIDs from his long history with drugs. I knew it was coming but I thought I had already accepted his death. God bless him!

Your friend will never be cold again. Take comfort in that. For all eternity he will be roasting in Hell.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

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I'm feeling a little down, a friend of mine today just passed of AIDs from his long history with drugs. I knew it was coming but I thought I had already accepted his death. God bless him!


@Sister Kitty, I don't know what to really say except that I am sorry to hear that. I will pray for your safety and your family's safety. God bless.

Psalm 59:16-17

But I will sing of thy power; Yea, I will sing aloud of thy mercy in the morning:
For thou hast been my defence
And refuge in the day of my trouble.
17 Unto thee, O my strength, will I sing:
For God is my defence, and the God of my mercy.


Amen.

I hope you're typing with gloves.

I'd hate to think that you'd spread your friends vile gay disease on to these forums.

[baggytrousers]

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I'm feeling really horny and that is your fault, you sexy little monster you!

[Janine Walker]

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I'm feeling really horny and that is your fault, you sexy little monster you!

And we'll never meet and you will never ever see a picture of me that isn't public, and you will never touch me and guess what? We'll never talk with the exception of me replying to forum posts sometimes. I can't wait for Jesus to send you straight to Hell, you horrible being.

Mark 7:21–23

For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders, Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness: 23 All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.


Clean yourself, garbage.

[baggytrousers]

Re: The How Do You Do thread

but I was paying you a compliment sweet cheeks!

I'm sorry if I have offended you... Big Hugs

[Janine Walker]

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but I was paying you a compliment sweet cheeks!

I'm sorry if I have offended you... Big Hugs

READ THE BIBLE, SINNING IS NO JOKE OR COMPLIMENT TO ANYONE BUT SATAN HIMSELF.

Matt 5:28-29

But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. 29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

I feel upset now because you are openly sinning in our forum and trying to create sinners of us all.

[baggytrousers]

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How do you know I'm not the devil... or an angel testing you!

[Cursed]

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How do you know I'm not the devil... or an angel testing you!

Simple, Mr. Baggytrousers.

If you were the devil or an Angel you would exhibit exceptional intelligence and a keen insight on social dynamics.

[baggytrousers]

Re: The How Do You Do thread

Invest heavily in companies that print the KJV bible, you will make a fortune because people will always buy that poop and spend lots of money on it!

Is that insightful enough!

[PetitionLady]

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Invest heavily in companies that print the KJV bible, you will make a fortune because people will always buy that <removed> and spend lots of money on it!

Is that insightful enough!

That was a horrible thing to say. Mocking God's Word can only lead down the path of eternal damnation.

Friend, take heed and turn your life around, otherwise:

The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart: And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee. Deuteronomy 28:28-29

[Cursed]

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Invest heavily in companies that print the KJV bible, you will make a fortune because people will always buy that poop and spend lots of money on it!

Is that insightful enough!

No, sir. That is not insightful at all.

It is disagreeable, in fact.

The Landover Baptist Forum represents hundreds, even thousands of hours of work by dedicated True Christians.

It has been laid out with loving care for you to learn and find the LORD GOD through the teachings of the 1611 King James Bible.

If you don't want to accept that offering, fine.

But there is no reason to insult them, sir. Politely decline their generous, soul-saving free gift they lovingly offer by returning to your usual ungodly internet fare.

Your mother should be ashamed for raising such an ungrateful monster.