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  • Google is not God
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2007
    • 13

    #1

    Who would win ???

    Who would win in a fight, jesus or god ???
  • KoreyR
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2007
    • 36

    #2
    Re: Who would win ???

    Ummmmmm.........not really sure why they'd fight in the first place....

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    • One-eyed Jack
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 1092

      #3
      Re: Who would win ???

      OK, read this carefully.

      God manifests Himself to man in three ways:

      1. As the Father, the Almighty who spoke to Abraham;
      2. as the Son, the bodily incarnation who walked among mankind as Jesus;
      3. and as the Holy Ghost, aka the Spirit of holiness.

      They are all God.

      Asking whether Jesus or God would win if they fought each other is like asking whether you or yourself would win if they fought each other.

      It is -- not to put too fine a point on it -- a really stupid question.

      And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory. I Timothy 3:16

      If you walk from Pawtucket to Hog Hollow, which walks farther, your right foot or your left foot? They are part of the same body, which travels the same distance unless it is hit by a train on the way and smooshed to jelly.

      My gosh, kids, read this --



      -- and quit bothering the grownups.

      ~~ OEJ

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      • Ahimaaz Smith
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 2549

        #4
        Re: Who would win ???

        Originally posted by Google is god View Post
        Who would win in a fight, jesus or god ???
        Brother Jack speaks the truth. Jesus said, in John 10:30, I and my Father are one. See also John 1:1 and Hebrews 1:8, then read Exodus 3:14 and John 8:56-59 together. So, since Jesus is God, the question you posed is meaningless.

        Here's a more important question for you: who is going to win your immortal soul, God or the Devil? Right now, Satan is the odds-on favorite.

        Do not think that God does not see the mockery in the username you chose. God does not like to be mocked (see Galatians 6:7). He is, however, like Google in one respect: seek, and ye shall find (Luke 11:9).

        Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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        • Google is not God
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Dec 2007
          • 13

          #5
          Re: Who would win ???

          A user name cannot mock. I chose the name on a whim, nothing else.

          tho tbh, I could of come up with a better name (^^)

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          • Miss Maisie
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2007
            • 1189

            #6
            Re: Who would win ???

            Originally posted by Google is god View Post
            Who would win in a fight, jesus or god ???
            The question y'all should be asking, young man (or woman) is who will win your soul? God or the devil?
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            • KoreyR
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Dec 2007
              • 36

              #7
              Re: Who would win ???

              ^ Exactly

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              • Google is not God
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Dec 2007
                • 13

                #8
                Re: Who would win ???

                I dont have a soul.

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                • Wash O'Hanley
                  Debate Moderator (and participant)
                  Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
                  Louder Than Reason
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2126

                  #9
                  Re: Who would win ???

                  Originally posted by Google is god View Post
                  I dont have a soul.
                  Not with that attitude you don't.
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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #10
                    Re: Who would win ???

                    Originally posted by Google is god View Post
                    A user name cannot mock. I chose the name on a whim, nothing else.

                    tho tbh, I could of come up with a better name (^^)
                    You could have come up with a transitive verb instead of a preposition, too.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Google is not God
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 13

                      #11
                      Re: Who would win ???

                      maby god manafests his self to man in a 4th form, google ^^ ??

                      possible ??? lol

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                      • Miss Maisie
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 1189

                        #12
                        Re: Who would win ???

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        You could have come up with a transitive verb instead of a preposition, too.
                        Why, Pastor Al, sir, how nice to see y'all! I do hope life in landover west is treating you well?

                        Although your observation is most correct, sir, I doubt this child will be able to comprehend. It seems he don't comprehend nothing but praising his false google god.
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                        • Google is not God
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 13

                          #13
                          Re: Who would win ???

                          how about google is becoming/almost god ??

                          or google destroyed god ?? bad idea's
                          ----

                          but yah wrong forum for that, so i wont post under this name any more

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: Who would win ???

                            Originally posted by Google is not God View Post
                            how about google is becoming/almost god ??

                            or google destroyed god ?? bad idea's
                            ----

                            but yah wrong forum for that, so i wont post under this name any more
                            Only one account is allowed per asshat. All but your newest one is now banned.

                            Try and have a point next time.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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