I believe an apology is in order...

[ISuckTheWiiUp]

I am truly sorry for the way I acted when I first joined. I was just another internet troll, come to try and foul the name of the Lord. But, thanks to Pastor Zeke, I'm beginning to see the light. So, I just want to say, thank you so much.

Just a thought... Perhaps God created Super Mario Galaxy to bring more sinners to this Godly forum? If I've found salvation, why shouldn't others?

God Bless you all

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: I believe an apology is in order...

A generous love offering via the paypal button at the bottom of the page would be a nice way to show your sincere apologies.

[ISuckTheWiiUp]

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I don't have PayPal, sorry. Is there any other way?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Congrats! Maybe HE won't smite you after all.

Have you hit the Paypal button and made a nice donation yet? That always speeds up the Salvation™ process.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: I believe an apology is in order...

I don't have PayPal, sorry. Is there any other way?

We also take checks and credit cards.

GLORY!

[ISuckTheWiiUp]

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Is there any way other than PayPal?
Thanks, to you all. Your harsh words have helped me see Jesus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I believe an apology is in order...

Praise Jesus! Its days like this that makes all the long hours of rebuking worthwhile. It makes my heart fill with joy to hear that I have played some small part in dragging you to Jesus.

The road ahead will be hard and rocky. Satan lurks everywhere. You'll have to learn to stop engaging in sin every time you feel like it, but most importantly, you'll have to beg Jesus, with an open heart, to take over your life and wash you clean with His blood.

As for Paypal, well son, if you have an email address, then you can have Paypal. All you have to do is visit their site and set it up. It won't take but a few minutes. Jesus will be so proud!!

With the proper Tithing schedule, we can guarantee your Salvation©, or your money back*!

[CatholicKid123]

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Is seems to me that you think people can buy their way into God's Eternal Kingdom.

So, in theroy if I gave you money, I could be saved.

WOW!

That's awesome.

You people are greedy.

You think you can buy your way into Salvation.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: I believe an apology is in order...

Is seems to me that you think people can buy their way into God's Eternal Kingdom.

So, in theroy if I gave you money, I could be saved.

WOW!

That's awesome.

You people are greedy.

You think you can buy your way into Salvation.

Tell me about it.

They use their whole money on their ugly-as-sin arena "church" when they could be doing some social good...If they just built a more traditional-looking church and gave some to the underprivileged, they'd have more treasure in heaven!

[CatholicKid123]

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Tell me about it.

They use their whole money on their ugly-as-sin arena "church" when they could be doing some social good...If they just built a more traditional-looking church and gave some to the underprivileged, they'd have more treasure in heaven!

Exactly my point, father.

Only God knows what these poeple really spend it on; probably using it to spread their messages of hate, and unequity.

I know the Catholic church isn't perfect, but at least it's honest, and hard working. We put a lot of our funds to those who need it most.

Whilst these creetins sit here thinking their top dogs, spouting blaphemous phrases from their mouths.

[Poseidons_Trident]

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When I joined this fine forum I was not offered the option of donating to the church via PayPal... Is it possible that my money is no good here?

[Wide-Open]

Re: I believe an apology is in order...

Tell me about it.

They use their whole money on their ugly-as-sin arena "church" when they could be doing some social good...If they just built a more traditional-looking church and gave some to the underprivileged, they'd have more treasure in heaven!

It was only a matter of time eh, you replying to someone called "Cathlyk Kid"

We needed the money for a good lighting, amongst other things. We have nothing to hide in our Church. Whereas we all know why papist heresy "churches" are so dark & grim, don't we.

"Giving it to the underprivileged", that's code for child buggery right ?

[CatholicKid123]

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It was only a matter of time eh, you replying to someone called "Cathlyk Kid"

We needed the money for a good lighting, amongst other things. We have nothing to hide in our Church. Whereas we all know why papist heresy "churches" are so dark & grim, don't we.

"Giving it to the underprivileged", that's code for child buggery right ?

Lol "Wide-open" a suggestive name for someone such as yourself. I bet you're "Wide-open" all the time.

A good lighting of what? A couple jews/muslims and african american on fire? B/c I know that's how you role.

And just because we're more generous then you, don't mean you have to insult us.