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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    New Chick Tract just in time for Halloween!!!

    Yes, the Godly jack chick has come through once again! praise be! A new chick tract just for Children right before Satan's birthday!




    oops, forgot the link: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/...2_01.asp&wpp=a
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639
      #2
      Re: New Chick Tract just in time for Halloween!!!

      That's wonderful. Yet again, Brother-in-Christ Jack Chick shows as keen an understanding of our fallen human nature as he does of the King James Bible.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • Wash O'Hanley
          Debate Moderator (and participant)
          Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
          Louder Than Reason
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2126
          #3
          Re: New Chick Tract just in time for Halloween!!!

          Yet another well thought out, accurate comic from Mr. Jack Chick.
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            • lilith
              Night Hag
              • Sep 2006
              • 1232
              #4
              Re: New Chick Tract just in time for Halloween!!!

              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              Yes, the Godly jack chick has come through once again! praise be! A new chick tract just for Children right before Satan's birthday!




              oops, forgot the link: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/...2_01.asp&wpp=a


              Possibly you need to be brai...um..a devout christian for sometime,in order to appreciate such puerile & infantile...bul..um..writing.
              In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                • eliot mayfield
                  God Squad
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9324
                  #5
                  Re: New Chick Tract just in time for Halloween!!!

                  Lilith, 50 warning points!
                  I know you witches hate having the truth told about you and Jack Chick is your number 4 enemy, behind, God, Jesus, and Landover.

                  Name any thing in that cartoon that isn't true!
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • Petal
                      LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 991
                      #6
                      Re: New Chick Tract just in time for Halloween!!!

                      Originally posted by Mr.eliot mayfield View Post
                      A new chick tract just for Children right before Satan's birthday!
                      i real glads you posteds that there happy endings, Mr.Mayfield cuz i not wants to read that tract if them satanist childrens killeds poor liddle fluffy

                      Originally posted by Mr.eliot mayfield View Post
                      Lilith, 50 warning points!

                      I know you witches hate having the truth told about you and Jack Chick is your number 4 enemy, behind, God, Jesus, and Landover.

                      Name any thing in that cartoon that isn't true!


                      that be a deafning silences, Miss.Lilith

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                        • lilith
                          Night Hag
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1232
                          #7
                          Re: New Chick Tract just in time for Halloween!!!

                          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                          Lilith, 50 warning points!
                          I know you witches hate having the truth told about you and Jack Chick is your number 4 enemy, behind, God, Jesus, and Landover.

                          Name any thing in that cartoon that isn't true!

                          Easier to ask what IS true.
                          Possibly the name of the cat?
                          In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131
                              #8
                              Re: New Chick Tract just in time for Halloween!!!

                              Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
                              That's wonderful. Yet again, Brother-in-Christ Jack Chick shows as keen an understanding of our fallen human nature as he does of the King James Bible.
                              Bwahahaha!
                              What a joke. If anyone's stupid enough to believe that, then they deserve to have their bank account picked clean tithe to a church.
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                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                • Arethusa
                                  True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 284
                                  #9
                                  Re: New Chick Tract just in time for Halloween!!!

                                  That was awesome. Do they have Chick Tract posters? The drawing of Jesus being sent to the earth was the best one of the lot.
                                  Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
                                  I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
                                  Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
                                  Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
                                  Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.                                   - Ovid

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                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 78556
                                      #10
                                      Re: New Chick Tract just in time for Halloween!!!

                                      Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
                                      That was awesome. Do they have Chick Tract posters? The drawing of Jesus being sent to the earth was the best one of the lot.
                                      Truly Brother Chick has blessed us with a huge volume of Godly publications over the years. They can all be seen HERE.
                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                        • Arethusa
                                          True Christian™
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Nov 2006
                                          • 284
                                          #11
                                          Re: New Chick Tract just in time for Halloween!!!

                                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                          Truly Brother Chick has blessed us with a huge volume of Godly publications over the years. They can all be seen HERE.
                                          Thanks! That evolution poster is priceless--having the Peking man bite into some strange reptile thing is genius. Too bad he doesn't have any ones on Cathylicks; all of my roommates are Catholic, one was even in a seminary at one point. They would have loved it.
                                          Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
                                          I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
                                          Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
                                          Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
                                          Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.                                           - Ovid

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                                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                              Senior Pastor
                                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                              Always Biblically correct
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 10639
                                              #12
                                              Re: New Chick Tract just in time for Halloween!!!

                                              Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
                                              Thanks! That evolution poster is priceless--having the Peking man bite into some strange reptile thing is genius. Too bad he doesn't have any ones on Cathylicks; all of my roommates are Catholic, one was even in a seminary at one point. They would have loved it.
                                              If you want Godly Chick tracts and other reading material for your Romanist roommates, then here you go.
                                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                                • eliot mayfield
                                                  God Squad
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 9324
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: New Chick Tract just in time for Halloween!!!

                                                  Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
                                                  Thanks! That evolution poster is priceless--having the Peking man bite into some strange reptile thing is genius. Too bad he doesn't have any ones on Cathylicks; all of my roommates are Catholic, one was even in a seminary at one point. They would have loved it.

                                                  What is the matter with you? Are you in gradeschool? There was a link posted. if you would have bothered to look you would have seen mr. Chick has comics about catholics!
                                                  God helps those who help themselves!
                                                  Matthew:
                                                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                    • Arethusa
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Nov 2006
                                                      • 284
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: New Chick Tract just in time for Halloween!!!

                                                      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                                      What is the matter with you? Are you in gradeschool? There was a link posted. if you would have bothered to look you would have seen mr. Chick has comics about catholics!
                                                      God helps those who help themselves!
                                                      I was referring to posters on them. He only has one on evolution. My friends don't read comic books so posters would have been the way to go. I'd make them myself but I'm not saved yet.
                                                      Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
                                                      I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
                                                      Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
                                                      Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
                                                      Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.                                                       - Ovid

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                                                        • eliot mayfield
                                                          God Squad
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 9324
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: New Chick Tract just in time for Halloween!!!

                                                          Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
                                                          I was referring to posters on them. He only has one on evolution. My friends don't read comic books so posters would have been the way to go. I'd make them myself but I'm not saved yet.
                                                          Ah, I should have known Catholics want posters. More false idols to worship.
                                                          Matthew:
                                                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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