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  • #1

    The goof says something right

    This was part of a quote sent to me by email....don't know if it's true or not, but it's something to look at from those fools in Hellywood.

    "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks,"Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"
    Jay Leno

    The quote does make a good point even if it isn't from him.

    YIC
    Hushed
    And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

    Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
    Pslams 51:7
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  • #2
    Re: The goof says something right

    Originally posted by Hushed_Agony View Post
    This was part of a quote sent to me by email....don't know if it's true or not, but it's something to look at from those fools in Hellywood.

    "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks,"Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"
    Jay Leno

    The quote does make a good point even if it isn't from him.

    YIC
    Hushed

    Because satan is the father of lies, it means he will go to any lengths to lull us into listening to his filth. Occasionally satan makes sweet sounds that soothe us and maketh us relax our guard. In other words, just because satan has bacon and eggs for breakfast one day, it doesn't follow that he's a good guy.

    This Leno trash is a mary-worshiper and a sodomite according to the DOF. Don't let his temporary lapse of truth-telling fool you into believing a word he says. He will stroke your choo choo as you slide into hellfire.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: The goof says something right

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
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      This Leno trash is a mary-worshiper and a sodomite according to the DOF. Don't let his temporary lapse of truth-telling fool you into believing a word he says. He will stroke your choo choo as you slide into hellfire.

      Thank you Pastor Ezekiel. Most anything that comes from Hellywood is Satan's work anyways. Remove this post if you like. I'm still learing daily.

      YIC
      Hushed
      And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

      Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
      Pslams 51:7

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      • #4
        Re: The goof says something right

        Originally posted by Hushed_Agony View Post
        Thank you Pastor Ezekiel. Most anything that comes from Hellywood is Satan's work anyways. Remove this post if you like. I'm still learing daily.

        YIC
        Hushed
        Not at all, and thank you for bringing this information to us. We need to keep track of what depravity satan gets up to. That's why several of the younger True Christian Brothers join me every Friday night for my special ministry to strippers in downtown Des Moines. Those girls need to hear about Jesus, and we True Christians need to know about satan's next move. So it all works out.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: The goof says something right

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          That's why several of the younger True Christian Brothers join me every Friday night for my special ministry to strippers in downtown Des Moines. Those girls need to hear about Jesus, and we True Christians need to know about satan's next move. So it all works out.
          I may have to come and join you our brothers in this venture, preachin' the word of Jesus to the harlots. Sounds like a Godly good time. I know it's hard work, but I think I am ready for it.

          YIC
          Hushed
          And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

          Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
          Pslams 51:7

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          • #6
            Re: The goof says something right

            Originally posted by Hushed_Agony View Post
            I may have to come and join you our brothers in this venture, preachin' the word of Jesus to the harlots. Sounds like a Godly good time. I know it's hard work, but I think I am ready for it.

            YIC
            Hushed
            Friend; All I can say is study your Holy Bible, spend as much time in prayer as possible, and Tithe to Jesus (via that shiny convenient Paypal button at the bottom of this page) until it hurts. The Friday night stripper ministry is open only to True Christian men who are Gold Level Tithers or above. And Praise Jesus it is rock-hard work, but the Brothers cannot wait to join in shouting GLORY with one of these young nubile fallen lasses on her knees for Jesus, surrounded by young Men ON FIRE for God.....Oh shout Hallelujah and AMEN!!!!

            It is good to have a goal to work for, isn't it.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: The goof says something right

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Friend; All I can say is study your Holy Bible, spend as much time in prayer as possible, and Tithe to Jesus (via that shiny convenient Paypal button at the bottom of this page) until it hurts. The Friday night stripper ministry is open only to True Christian men who are Gold Level Tithers or above. And Praise Jesus it is rock-hard work, but the Brothers cannot wait to join in shouting GLORY with one of these young nubile fallen lasses on her knees for Jesus, surrounded by young Men ON FIRE for God.....Oh shout Hallelujah and AMEN!!!!

              It is good to have a goal to work for, isn't it.

              Thank you Pastor, it is a goal to work for at best! I am working on it as we speak. AMEN!

              YIC
              Hushed
              And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

              Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
              Pslams 51:7

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