I've... I've seen the light...

[CleanTricycle03]

I swear on my life that i'm christian!

I'VE SEEN THE LIGHT!

I'M SAVED! brb, i'm going to go burn all my video games, consoles, and go to church!

[VictoryOS]

Re: I've... I've seen the light...

Well that was fast! We're becoming more efficient here at Landover it seems. Pull up a chair and grab a cup of coffee, Brother Clean. Don't forget the Paypal button!

[CleanTricycle03]

Re: I've... I've seen the light...

Why, I will press the paypal button ASAP!

But first I have to do some things my wife wants me to do

[VictoryOS]

Re: I've... I've seen the light...

But you said you'd seen the light!

A good Christian man is a GOD-fearing man, not a wife-fearing man! Tell her to get in the kitchen and fire up the oven because that's where she belongs. If she disagrees, lovingly beat her until she understands.

[CleanTricycle03]

Re: I've... I've seen the light...

But you said you'd seen the light!

A good Christian man is a GOD-fearing man, not a wife-fearing man! Tell her to get in the kitchen and fire up the oven because that's where she belongs. If she disagrees, lovingly beat her until she understands.

Excuse me, but my wife is always right. I'm with her 100%

[ISuckTheWiiUp]

Re: I've... I've seen the light...

Were you faking it as well?
And what happened to my thread about The Widow Anna?
Deleted?
Funny... Put old woman in Google Images, you get The Widow Anna's avatar... Summat up there?
FAKES!!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I've... I've seen the light...

Were you faking it as well?
And what happened to my thread about The Widow Anna?
Deleted?
Funny... Put old woman in Google Images, you get The Widow Anna's avatar... Summat up there?
FAKES!!

I'm not sure what thread you are talking about, but I did the Google image search and found this, which is probably what you are talking about.

I've met Anna in person and that is not her. It does favor her quite a bit, but I can assure you that it isn't her.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: I've... I've seen the light...

You can find almost anything on Google, and nearly 15% of it will be accurate. The rest is photoshopped fakes and outright lies. I could probably find a pretty good likeness of myself if I googled long enough. (I think I have a strong likeness to Charlton Heston in his younger years, though perhaps a tad handsomer. And with better legs.)

But that's by the by.

This mortal world is fallen, flawed, faked, and freaked out. Only in God is there perfection. Only in Heaven dwelleth incorruptibility.

So! You have become a Christian post-haste, CleanTricycle. But...are you a True Christian? Do you believe loudly enough to drown out any thoughts that might cause the tiniest crack in your faith? If a Mormon missionary came to your door evangelizing for his evil cult would you remember Deuteronomy 13, that commands the death of those who proselytize for false gods?

And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage. Deuteronomy 13:10

Be thou not merely a "christian falsely so-called"! Be thou a True Christian!

~~ OEJ

[Orangesoda]

Re: I've... I've seen the light...

This was easily derailed.

[VictoryOS]

Re: I've... I've seen the light...

This was easily derailed.

What are you talking about, you 13 year old heathen?