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  • Nobrains
    Unsaved trash, hateful godmocker
    • Oct 2010
    • 73
    #31
    Re: Packers or Steelers?

    Football is evil though! It promotes violence such as tackling other guys and grabbing them below the waist to tackle them.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930
        #32
        Re: Packers or Steelers?

        Originally posted by Eyesight View Post
        Football is evil though! It promotes violence such as tackling other guys and grabbing them below the waist to tackle them.
        So does wrestling, but no one would ever accuse them of being queer.

        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #33
            Re: Packers or Steelers?

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            Anyways, I'll be rooting for Pittsburgh, since while they are notorious rivals against the Cowboys in the Super Bowl®, they still come from a decent, blue-collar, hard-working town. Green Bay is from Wisconsin, which last I checked, was a pretty liberal place.

            Don't forget to check out our annual Super Bowl® pool we have going here. I'll be setting it up in a day or two.
            Rev. Jim and I knew from the outset that the Packers would win.

            All of you who bet against us, we'll send our houseboys around to collect in the morning.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930
                #34
                Re: Packers or Steelers?

                It appears the LORD has afflicted me with hiccups for choosing the Steelers.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • CultusBulimia
                    Unsaved trash, hateful pervert
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 77
                    #35
                    Re: Packers or Steelers?

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    It appears the LORD has afflicted me with hiccups for choosing the Steelers.
                    Sorry, you're all going to hell for choosing the steelers, I'm ascending to heaven for being loyal to the packers.
                    Isa14:21-Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
                    Dueteronomy24:16-The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.

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                      • Daniel the Sodomite
                        Unsaved trash, lying teenage queerboy
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 57
                        #36
                        Re: Packers or Steelers?

                        Originally posted by Rebuko the Clown View Post

                        Originally posted by Daniel the Sodomite View Post
                        Definitely the PACKERS!
                        Wow, who could've seen that coming?
                        Jesus. He saw it comin.

                        As you know the PACKERS won. Jesus shares that kinda info with his most devoted worshippers. Maybe if you pray enough and get 100% right wit Jesus, next year he'll fill you in on the Super Bowl winners ahead of time too. Made myself a nice chunk of change. Thank you for the winnings, Jesus!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #37
                            Re: Packers or Steelers?

                            Originally posted by Daniel the Sodomite View Post
                            Thank you for the winnings, Jesus!
                            I hope and trust that you will be donating your winnings to Landover Baptist Church and not blowing it all in some queer bar.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556
                                #38
                                Re: Packers or Steelers?

                                Originally posted by CultusBulimia View Post
                                Sorry, you're all going to hell for choosing the steelers, I'm ascending to heaven for being loyal to the packers.
                                Where does it say that picking the winning team in the Superbowl gets you into Heaven, whore?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Master Gordon
                                    Forum Member
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Jun 2010
                                    • 376
                                    #39
                                    Re: Packers or Steelers?

                                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                    What about I'm a woman and have no comprehension of football?
                                    In that case you would vote for the steelers...
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                                    Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                                    so a fool returneth to his folly

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                                      • loveforchrist
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Jan 2011
                                        • 138
                                        #40
                                        Re: Packers or Steelers?

                                        Originally posted by CultusBulimia View Post
                                        Sorry, you're all going to hell for choosing the steelers, I'm ascending to heaven for being loyal to the packers.
                                        Yes, the team I wanted to win lost. That does not mean I go to Hell. Please quote scripture that supports your point.
                                        My guide to beating children!
                                        New to converting sinners? Read this!
                                        ATTENTION SINNERS! Read this before it's too late!

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                                          • Daniel the Sodomite
                                            Unsaved trash, lying teenage queerboy
                                            • Jan 2011
                                            • 57
                                            #41
                                            Re: Packers or Steelers?

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            I hope and trust that you will be donating your winnings to Landover Baptist Church and not blowing it all in some queer bar.
                                            I don't know if I should donate to church that isn't as close to Jesus as I am. Maybe if'n ya'll try a little harder Jesus might like you as much as he loves me. You and Rev Jim did root for the Steelers after all. Please don't embarrass yourself by denying it. That would just be addin a sad cherry on top of a turd sundae. I wonder if Mr. Phelps got a heads up from Jesus. Maybe I'll give Jesus His 10% cut via Westboro Baptist.

                                            In the meantime I'm gonna pray for you, Zekey.

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                                              • Master Gordon
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Jun 2010
                                                • 376
                                                #42
                                                Re: Packers or Steelers?

                                                Originally posted by Daniel the Sodomite View Post
                                                I don't know if I should donate to church that isn't as close to Jesus as I am. Maybe if'n ya'll try a little harder Jesus might like you as much as he loves me. You and Rev Jim did root for the Steelers after all. Please don't embarrass yourself by denying it. That would just be addin a sad cherry on top of a turd sundae. I wonder if Mr. Phelps got a heads up from Jesus. Maybe I'll give Jesus His 10% cut via Westboro Baptist.

                                                In the meantime I'm gonna pray for you, Zekey.
                                                I am sure the people over at the Westboro Baptist Church would love to get their hands on you.
                                                sigpic
                                                Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                                                so a fool returneth to his folly

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