The latest in Internet Blasphemies

[lilith]

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Mrs.Momma Glynndie, that kitty musta done a real mean floater!


Mr.Hushed, a true Christian™ kitty spin clockwises, an a unsaved kitty spin hellbound widdershins all the way downs, it true . but kittys travellin down the crapper never ever yelps like a nawty lady ---> cuz even a evil kitty gots to much class


Miss.Lilith, the only way you be gettin a toilet-cleanin kitty is if you cawt one in your venus cat trap an i bets that there bowl be the watery grave of a hunnerd millon menfolk to.

If I was to rub TCFH all over with loo cleaner & chuck a bit of chicken down the loo,he MIGHT just leap in after it. Whereupon I could flush the loo,thus cleaning it....nah,it just isn't worth losing that many fingers.

[SUV]

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and this PURE evil! Shudder, Sister Thumper

Heh! They are but one and the same, Sister Thumper.....

The Brimstone Beast that you posted: I can only Hope he freezes his Manly parts and Stones off soon and goes straight down to Perdition!!!

SUV

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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and this PURE evil!

Shudder, Sister Thumper

[SUV]

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And, Ladies! The only thing in this world that is more Sinful than a bald-headed "Man" is the bald-headed (and butted) cat.

Gaze, if you dare, upon the face of Pure Evil:

[Petal]

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By the way, I'd hate to get in trouble for sidetracking Sister Sue's very important thread, but I think you might enjoy the following video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QYcQ464ZMQ

Mrs.Momma Glynndie, that kitty musta done a real mean floater!

I know Petal those kitties are of a Godly creature, but just a question...do they spin clockwise or counter-clockwise and when such an action is done.....(I hate to compare it to) they yelp like satan's whores riding the downtown train on his phallus of love and sin?

Mr.Hushed, a true Christian™ kitty spin clockwises, an a unsaved kitty spin hellbound widdershins all the way downs, it true . but kittys travellin down the crapper never ever yelps like a nawty lady ---> cuz even a evil kitty gots to much class

Did that kitty fall....or was that kitty pushed?

Do you suppose I could get one - they'd be brilliant for cleaning?

Miss.Lilith, the only way you be gettin a toilet-cleanin kitty is if you cawt one in your venus cat trap an i bets that there bowl be the watery grave of a hunnerd millon menfolk to.

[lilith]

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Miss.Sue, that there innernet blasfeemy a bad infloo-ence on my true christian™ kittys cuz they will do anythang to be close to lord Jesus

Did that kitty fall....or was that kitty pushed?

Do you suppose I could get one - they'd be brilliant for cleaning?

[Hushed_Agony]

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Miss.Sue, that there innernet blasfeemy a bad infloo-ence on my true christian™ kittys cuz they will do anythang to be close to lord Jesus

I know Petal those kitties are of a Godly creature, but just a question...do they spin clockwise or counter-clockwise and when such an action is done.....(I hate to compare it to) they yelp like satan's whores riding the downtown train on his phallus of love and sin?

Please forgive me Mrs./Mr./Ms. Petals I had a bad feeling come over me as to ask that question.

I am still in the learning stage and still able to be teached the way.

YIC
Hushed

[Glendora Christianson]

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Miss.Sue, that there innernet blasfeemy a bad infloo-ence on my true christian™ kittys cuz they will do anythang to be close to lord Jesus

Precious Petal, that kitty is so cute. I just hope one of our menfolks aren't around to flush little kitty down. It's too bad those grown-up boys get a kick out of being mean to kitties. By the way, I'd hate to get in trouble for sidetracking Sister Sue's very important thread, but I think you might enjoy the following video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QYcQ464ZMQ

[Petal]

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May The Christ someday Forgive me, but these Words read "Christ on the Crapper."

Miss.Sue, that there innernet blasfeemy a bad infloo-ence on my true christian™ kittys cuz they will do anythang to be close to lord Jesus

[Hushed_Agony]

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PS Hon! You like Yams In Cream also?

SUV

Well, yes Sister Sue, now as long as you mean Yams as Yams in cream.... . Isn't that there Rosanne Barr one of those lezbeuns? Figures if she is the satanist site that she runs. Harlot

Yams in cream...mmmmm good.

Hushed

[SUV]

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*can't even fathom the words*YIC
Hushed

May The Christ someday Forgive me, but these Words read "Christ on the Crapper."

Perhaps Roseanne Barr started this website - I would not be surprised.

PS Hon! You like Yams In Cream also?

SUV

[Hushed_Agony]

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I don't think I've come across this much SIN since the time I stumbled into Pastor's poker game

SUV

By the way....Pastor Ezekiel, may I join that poker game some time soon or is that limited to TC's? A goal I am working towards. Got it right this time.


YIC
Hushed

[Hushed_Agony]

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Right here in the middle of the Christmas Season, too!!!

(Has no one any Shame any more? And as an added touch of Degeneracy, note the pink Homer!ish Robe that He is wearing.)

Oh, my - I don't think I've come across this much SIN since the time I stumbled into Pastor's poker game

SUV

*can't even fathom the words*
except

YIC
Hushed

[SUV]

Right here in the middle of the Christmas Season, too!!!

(Has no one any Shame any more? And as an added touch of Degeneracy, note the pink Homer!ish Robe that He is wearing.)

Oh, my - I don't think I've come across this much SIN since the time I stumbled into Pastor's poker game

SUV