[SUV]

Re: The latest in Internet Blasphemies

Sweet Jesus, Miss Petal, I don't Believe I have ever been the recipient of a more thoughtful Gift idea! Why, to cover His Image (over PanCakes) with Sweets would be yet another form of Blasphemy - so I'd need to hold back on Butters, Jams and Syrups - thereby maintaining my Stylish, girlish figure!

Oh, Miss Petal! Warm, Moist Hugs ™ to You and Yours, Truly!!!

SUV

[lilith]

Re: The latest in Internet Blasphemies

maybee the feds still not finish their importint investigashun, Mr.Pistle.

nows, while i were lookin for them vacuum-packed kittys, i founds this here christmas idea, but i not shore weather it another innernet blasfeemy or the perfickt gifts for Miss.Sue.

Well spotted Petal! I'm sure Sister Sue Vera would just love this.
And some very enterprising person will do very nicely thank you from all the sales.

[Petal]

Re: The latest in Internet Blasphemies

For some reason I can't find bonsaikitten.com online at the moment.

maybee the feds still not finish their importint investigashun, Mr.Pistle.

nows, while i were lookin for them vacuum-packed kittys, i founds this here christmas idea, but i not shore weather it another innernet blasfeemy or the perfickt gifts for Miss.Sue.

[SUV]

Re: The latest in Internet Blasphemies

She might if it were tie-dyed and properly packaged. For some reason I can't find bonsaikitten.com online at the moment.

Why yes, Pastor, in that way it would make the drowning of the Brimstone Beast even more enjoyable, watching all those colors make Streams of Glory in the Water. Praise!

SUV

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Oh but Sister Sue Vera,wouldn't you just love to be given a basket with a cute little Kitty in it? For Xmas?

She might if it were tie-dyed and properly packaged. For some reason I can't find bonsaikitten.com online at the moment.

[lilith]

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Basket! Basket! What is all this talk about baskets?!

Oh! the memories of Pastor Kenneth bragging about winning so many "pass the basket" contests. Yet despite having won so many of them, he never brought Home any of the Money that must have been in them when he 'passed the basket' from one end of the Church to the other - why was that?

Anyway, people, "baskets" are for Easter. This is CHRISTMAS!!!

SUV

Oh but Sister Sue Vera,wouldn't you just love to be given a basket with a cute little Kitty in it? For Xmas?

[SUV]

Re: The latest in Internet Blasphemies

Basket! Basket! What is all this talk about baskets?!

Oh! the memories of Pastor Kenneth bragging about winning so many "pass the basket" contests. Yet despite having won so many of them, he never brought Home any of the Money that must have been in them when he 'passed the basket' from one end of the Church to the other - why was that?

Anyway, people, "baskets" are for Easter. This is CHRISTMAS!!!

SUV

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The latest in Internet Blasphemies

Banned for a basket,huh?

Check this out.

https://www.midnightpass.com/wickercruiser.html

It took only the quickest of glances of this page showed me all I needed to know; it is in other words an apparatus to secure the 'pet' in place while the wicker straddles the device with her unshaved thighs. Just disgusting. It is clear that 'cat' of yours has to be a demon since any normal animal would have fled such depravity.

Here is some warning points Lilith.

[lilith]

Re: The latest in Internet Blasphemies

I don't even want to know what that's supposed to mean, you unutterably revolting harlot! One more reference to your habit of smuggling live animals in your "basket" and Jesus will cut you off from salvation by moving me to ban you from these Godly forums for life!

Banned for a basket,huh?

Check this out.

https://www.midnightpass.com/wickercruiser.html

[Brother Temperance]

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No chance.
He likes riding in the basket.

I don't even want to know what that's supposed to mean, you unutterably revolting harlot! One more reference to your habit of smuggling live animals in your "basket" and Jesus will cut you off from salvation by moving me to ban you from these Godly forums for life!

[lilith]

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Since TCFH is male, I would watch your step as he will eventually figure out that his mistress is a witch and sabotage your bicycle.

No chance.
He likes riding in the basket.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Even without fingers I'd still be here - I keep telling you,JC WANTS me here.

Yes, but only as a warning to the others.

And anyway TCFH can type.

Since TCFH is male, I would watch your step as he will eventually figure out that his mistress is a witch and sabotage your bicycle.

[Brother Temperance]

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Even without fingers I'd still be here - I keep telling you,JC WANTS me here.
And anyway TCFH can type.

Great. Her brain's finally snapped under the combination of syphilis and years of chronic drug abuse. From here on, her posting will become even less coherent, until a murderous liberal activist judge decides to "put her out of her misery" by booting her into eternal hellfire.

[lilith]

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Just think: the more fingers you lose, the harder it'll be for you to spam up this Holy forum with gibberish, gobbledegook, and general Godlessness. Needless to say, this prospect is very pleasing to Jesus, not to mention all decent heterosexual Christians everywhere.

Even without fingers I'd still be here - I keep telling you,JC WANTS me here.
And anyway TCFH can type.

[Brother Temperance]

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If I was to rub TCFH all over with loo cleaner & chuck a bit of chicken down the loo,he MIGHT just leap in after it. Whereupon I could flush the loo,thus cleaning it....nah,it just isn't worth losing that many fingers.

Just think: the more fingers you lose, the harder it'll be for you to spam up this Holy forum with gibberish, gobbledegook, and general Godlessness. Needless to say, this prospect is very pleasing to Jesus, not to mention all decent heterosexual Christians everywhere.