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Dear Friends,
Below is a collection of thoughts I have shared with our visitors over the years. The context of each is probably pretty self evident. Enjoy!
Yours in Him,
bab
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Dear Friends,
Yours in Him,
bab
Below is a collection of thoughts I have shared with our visitors over the years. The context of each is probably pretty self evident. Enjoy!
Yours in Him,
bab
***
Dear Friends,
- Zip your yap and READ THE BIBLE.
- When maggots spew forth from your lady bits, you will know why.
- God made, and loves, ALL vegetables.
- The bitter fruit of the Tree of Miscegenation is plain for all to see!
- When, God, WHEN will you smite the wicked with anal boils as thou did of old?
- God is love? Tell that to the people of Ai.
- If a 400-pound man could win an Olympic windsprint, would you still call him fat?
- God hates you.
- It means you'll be a receptacle for the demon-seed of the Infernal Bull as he ruts and spews for all of eternity.
- In any event, detatch said skin and send it with your "love offering."
- Might I suggest a simpler, 100% effective, all-natural solution to your throbbing libido?
- I DEFY you to find anything about 42 midgets fighting lions in the Holy Bible!
- Said the man with no cattle.
- Try using a Bible not written in crayon by child molesting feminazi liberals.
- You better watch your step, hussy, before the Baby Jesus pops YOU full of cancer!
- Is this a British thing, like meat pies, naming children Nigel and Leslie, and sodomy in boarding schools?
- And you're getting reamed as you write, I'm confident.
- Here I am, working like a sucker, while you kick back and enjoy delicious malt liquor beverages and fried chickens on the government tit.
- Now finish shining my shoes, lil' crackbaby!
- This is not a thread to chronicle the erstwhile exploits of your shrivelled cooter.
- That's what happens every time a Wiccan molests a low-lying shrub.
- Another clear-cut example of reverse plagurism.
- Bobo, my helper monkey, will use your emptied out skull as a drinking vessel.
- Remember, God wrote the Second Amendment.
- I would recommend you get acupuncture, but I know you are dirt poor.
- Reeeeeally? This Alpine Larch tells a different story!
- How much do you know about the metric system and international banking?
- There seems to be an emerging consensus for hermaphrodite.
- Again, you need to dial DOWN the racism, my swarthy shylocking friend.
- Until there's a cure, there's electroshock.
- It is certainly NOT the case that all blacks show black behavior!
- Work out "who gets top billing" on your own dime.
- Whose opinion do you value more highly -- TV's Blossom or the Lord of Hosts?
- Can you present a Biblical basis for the use of marijuana?
- I have many friends among the hellbound!
- The Gospel of Thomas is not in the KJV 1611. You might as well ask us what is tattooed on Sharon Osbourne's inner thigh.
- You are mad with jealousy -- you know that we are pure as the driven snow!
- Hadn't you pledged to participate in liturgical wrestling?
- Plus you get a free inflatable mattress and a lifetime supply of fig spread.
- Surely there's an animal whose intenstines you have not yet incorporated into your national cuisine!
- I don't know what it means to "high five," but please remember to keep these forums squeaky-clean for Jesus!
- On the glorious rainbow of ethnic diversity, which color would you say best represents you: lily-white or other?
- I'm already a True Christian™ -- there's no room left for improvement!
- Have you considered jamming a fork in your eye?
- Any more positive press for wrist-slitting and we'll subject you to another all night Biblathon at Brother Dave's house.
- My favorite is Bob Mackie Barbie, a special Limited Edition that accompanied the 45th Anniversary.
- Why do I get the feeling you're more comfortable writing letters with individual words torn from magazines?
- Don't get Brother Dave started on airline peanuts, then!
- Remember, "Righteousness comes only through Jesus Christ...NEVER from an apron!"
- We will ALWAYS forgive you for leaving.
Yours in Him,
bab
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