[Sionisx2]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

YOU
should shut up.
Unsaved abomination.

I applaud you on your clever rebuttal.

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

I applaud you on your clever rebuttal.

You ought to applaud me for holding back the mod who wanted to toss you out on your unsaved behind.

[Justin Bill]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

Then I guess, by the same token, I can judge everyone else who edited quotes and label them as inconsiderate, truth-haters; and if they despise truth, they must despise Christ?

Well, that made a lot of sense.

What are you trying to say or insult me with Sillymoo?

Only members of the landmark forum can do these things, because they are done in the act of saving souls and bringing them to Christ.

I should probably explain some of our techniques for spreading salvation:

1. if a+b=c, then a+e=Q
this is a simple form of logical persuasion, an example is:
all the land around me is flat, therefore the whole earth is flat

2. Circular logic
this is the classic hole in the bucket, I need a stick to plug the hole the in the bucket, but i need a knife to cut the peice of wood, the knife is dull and i need water to put on the stone to sharpen it, there is a hole in the bucket.

3.accuse others of misdeads and insult them in order to allow them to accept other things as truth.

stockholm syndrome i think

4. use a person's words against them
twisting what someone says and using it out of context can pit someone against themselves.

5. my invisible God is bigger than your invisible God
This one i am still learning, but it is quite usefull for claiming how cool Jesus is

6. if i could promise you a virgin bride, could you believe in christ?
this one i picked up while selling cars for three weeks

7.Ether- this is also a term used in sales, its used to describe using someones desire, ego, and greed to create an anethesia for the unsaved trash.
"can't you feel how good it must feel to give so much money to the church... imagine how all of your freinds will be envoius of your holiness"

this is enough of converting to Christ 101 for now, if anyone would like, i would love to start a more formal thread on the ways we can spread the love of Christ and make lots of money for our landmark Retreat center....

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

your logic is flawless...


Praise