Singing tards

[Mr. Jingles]

Anyone here hear of the Hi Hopes? It's a musical group of 'mentally challenged' people. It's bad enough that these spawns of Satan are allowed to live; but must we be subjected to their demonic 'singing?' I'm almost ashamed to enclose this link...

http://www.hopeu.com/hihopes/index.html

[eliot mayfield]

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Can it be any worse than rock and roll? Put some leather on them and those heavy metal hippies won't be able to tell them apart from Bob Jovey.

[Dr. Zaius]

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I didn't even see their band sing, but I'm pretty sure that I have heard worse music by theoretically 'normal' people.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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God hates the retardeds, there is no question about that.

The fact that the demonic Kennedys embrace these drooling monstrosities only proves my point.

[SillyCow]

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God hates the retardeds, there is no question about that.

The fact that the demonic Kennedys embrace these drooling monstrosities only proves my point.

I'm sorry, but I feel quite offended, as my younger sister was diagnosed with Prader Willis Syndrome at birth.

Is there a specific Bible verse that states that "God hates the retardeds"?
If so, please share.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm sorry, but I feel quite offended, as my younger sister was diagnosed with Prader Willis Syndrome at birth.

Is there a specific Bible verse that states that "God hates the retardeds"?
If so, please share.

That discussion is going on HERE. God clearly doesn't like cripples of any kind.

Ex.4:11
Who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?

Lev.21:17-23
Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries.

The word "retarded" isn't found in the Holy Bible. Probably because parents committed less sin back in those days. It has been well established that having sexual relations during a woman's unclean time causes retarded babies.

[Only time will tell]

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You know the more i read these forums the less i like your god.

not that it matters what any of us think when we all turn to dust.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You know the more i read these forums the less i like your god.

not that it matters what any of us think when we all turn to dust.

Not that it matters at all what you think. Jesus is running this show, Priscilla, not you. The Holy Bible is our guide. If you don't like those contents, then take it up with God.

"Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"
Galatians 4:16

"All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness."
2 Timothy 3:16

[Only time will tell]

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Not that it matters at all what you think. Jesus is running this show, Priscilla, not you. The Holy Bible is our guide. If you don't like those contents, then take it up with God.

"Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"
Galatians 4:16

"All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness."
2 Timothy 3:16

i think you like me, all these little nick names you come up for me when i'm away.

do you think of me often?

[JennyD]

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You know the more i read these forums the less i like your god.

not that it matters what any of us think when we all turn to dust.

He's your God too, friend.

Someday, you will realize that. I only pray that you will realize before it is too late.

When you're standing before Him at Judgment, it will be too late to change your mind and say, "LORD, I know I mocked you by spending my days eating Cheetos and praising retarded singers while cruising the Internet in my Mom's basement. I prayed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and regularly ate pasta while dressed as a pirate. I even voted for Hillary Klingon, a militant atheistic Lezbean! I didn't acknowledge You, because Your Word disagreed with what I thought it should be!"

"LORD, I'm sorry, and I want to worship you now! I know I had an entire lifetime, but please give me one more chance!"

Oops, too late. >BOOT<

Off you go, straight to eternal torture in Hell.

Or, you can make the choice now to accept ALL of God's Word. You can stop wearing those nasty blended fabrics, and cease your fornications with homersexuals. You can quit playing Super Mario Gaylaxies, and vote for Huckabee. You can praise Jesus, instead of a bunch of retardeds. And you can put yourself on the narrow path to Salvation instead of the broad road to damnation.

You have a choice to make, friend. What will it be? or ?

[Only time will tell]

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He's your God too, friend.

Someday, you will realize that. I only pray that you will realize before it is too late.

When you're standing before Him at Judgment, it will be too late to change your mind and say, "LORD, I know I mocked you by spending my days eating Cheetos and praising retarded singers while cruising the Internet in my Mom's basement. I prayed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and regularly ate pasta while dressed as a pirate. I even voted for Hillary Klingon, a militant atheistic Lezbean! I didn't acknowledge You, because Your Word disagreed with what I thought it should be!"

"LORD, I'm sorry, and I want to worship you now! I know I had an entire lifetime, but please give me one more chance!"

Oops, too late. >BOOT<

Off you go, straight to eternal torture in Hell.

Or, you can make the choice now to accept ALL of God's Word. You can stop wearing those nasty blended fabrics, and cease your fornications with homersexuals. You can quit playing Super Mario Gaylaxies, and vote for Huckabee. You can praise Jesus, instead of a bunch of retardeds. And you can put yourself on the narrow path to Salvation instead of the broad road to damnation.

You have a choice to make, friend. What will it be? or ?

Hold on there little lady.

lets take this one step at a time,
i don't like Cheeto's, that shit is nasty.
i surf the internet in my father's tv room.
i have not prayed to the flying spaghetti monster, yet, but it does sound...appetizing...
i haven't acknowledged god because i've found no reason to.
i've already been condemned to hell on several occasions for things i thought trivial.
so in a heated debate betwixt playing super mario galaxy or reading the bible...well i can't save a princess by reading the bible.
unless your specific bible has multiple endings and chapter choices in which i can turn to certain pages depending on my actions to further my story,
i might take a look at it then.

Huckabee sounds like a dolt, he keeps saying that he improved such and such in his state, but it's such a misbegotten little state all you can do is improve it. could he handle a bigger state, much more all of them?

oh, i'm not gay. not that anythings wrong with some one being so.

blended fabric compared to pure, i really have no preference. cotton is itchy though :/

[JennyD]

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blended fabric compared to pure, i really have no preference. cotton is itchy though :/

God has a preference. In fact, He commands us not to wear blended fabrics. It's an abomination in His eyes.

Leviticus 19:19, God says:

Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

Now, God knew well in advance that someone like you would come along and say, "But, my T-shirt from Wal-Mart is made of polyester and cotton, not linen and woollen! So it's OK!"

Just to be sure the message got through, He clarified in Deuteronomy 22:11!

Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.

That means ANY blended fabric, son!

So, you can wear your spandex-cotton blends if you like, but beware that it's a comfy-cushy-stretchy ticket to Satan's weaving room, where the warp is your sinew and the woof is strips of your flesh!

I, for one, do not wish to be made into Satan's afghan. But perhaps you have a strange weaving fetish?

[Only time will tell]

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God has a preference. In fact, He commands us not to wear blended fabrics. It's an abomination in His eyes.

Leviticus 19:19, God says:

Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

Now, God knew well in advance that someone like you would come along and say, "But, my T-shirt from Wal-Mart is made of polyester and cotton, not linen and woollen! So it's OK!"

Just to be sure the message got through, He clarified in Deuteronomy 22:11!

Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.

That means ANY blended fabric, son!

So, you can wear your spandex-cotton blends if you like, but beware that it's a comfy-cushy-stretchy ticket to Satan's weaving room, where the warp is your sinew and the woof is strips of your flesh!

I, for one, do not wish to be made into Satan's afghan. But perhaps you have a strange weaving fetish?

god sounds pretty petty.

whats next?

thou shalt not use 100 percent red wood tooth picks lest they splinter in your blasphemous mouth.