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My King James Bible was stolen from my car today in downtown Harlem. I have a young married man here that is looking for sound Biblical advice about a problem he is facing. Can one of the Brothers here help me out with this one? The man is a new, born again Christian that wants some good Godly advice and only sound Biblical scripture. He claims that his eyes are offending him and I said I was sure the Bible has some excellent advice that deals directly with his problem, but the exact verse slips my mind at the moment. Until I get a new Bible tomorrow, what should I instruct this fine young talented Christian to do?
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Mark 9:47 47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post
Matthew 18:9 9 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.
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Hold it right there. Your story does'nt ring true, friend. What would a common jigaboo do with a King James Bible? They can't read it.Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post
Something smells fishy here.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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One positivething that can be said about inner city jigaboo's is that when it comes to relieving someone of their property, they don't discriminate. Sometimes when I feel that my family is getting soft, we load up the Bentley and head for Harlem or Watts to spend a week or so on vacation with God's 'lessor people'. (Matthew 25:40) Oddly I can't recall an incident where any of the Chick tracts we bring have been stolen though.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostHold it right there. Your story does'nt ring true, friend. What would a common jigaboo do with a King James Bible? They can't read it.
Something smells fishy here.
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